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Title: Vengeance is Mine
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: NC17 (and s-s-spanking)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi (cameos from the rest of SJM!)
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Even after all these months of experimenting and trying, there are new things they find out about each other. Sometimes accidentally. And sometimes revenge is needed.
Comments: Happy birthday

plastictear! 8D This is all for you, ten pages of Qmi p0rn XD I hope you like it and that you’ll have an amazing birthday ;) Even if it’s technically only tomorrow *whistles*

So… basically,

plastictear wanted top!Mi, I wanted top!Kyu, and in the end I wrote both. Everyone wins! \o/ It’s not as filthy smut as I’d like it to be but oh well, I suppose it’ll do XD I hope you’ll enjoy! It even tries to have some resemblance of a thin plot! Oh, and this fic was completely inspired by this picture, even if it doesn’t really make an appearance in the fic. But without it, there would’ve been nothing, and Mimi is always relevant.

( It really ought to be kind of gross, Kyuhyun supposes, the way they’re both still in the sweaty clothes from the dance practice, but he can’t really bring himself to care --- )

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6 006 words.

Yay? \o/ Someone should stop me from writing fail!smut and make me write something with an actual plot *laughs* It’s too hot to think (as in, it’s +40°C in here) and if there are typos or …weird things in the fic, blame that, okay? I should be sleeping but it’s too hot for that too XD Wheeee~

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Current Mood: hot

Title: Want it, say it
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Kyuhyun has his ways to improve Zhou Mi’s Korean.
Comments: I’m having a really bad day so this was a quick ficlet to make myself feel better \o/ It kinda sorta worked. It was written really quickly though so I apologize for the possible incoherency or occasional weird phrasing XD I hope you like it anyway!

( When Zhou Mi first came to Korea, he barely knew how to introduce himself. )

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732 words.

I know I should be working on a million other projects but this just appeared out of nowhere ~~wild qmi smut has appeared!~~ after a discussion with my partner in crime (even though this is not even her fandom). The prompt was "If you want it, you need to say it. In Korean."

Soooo. Now I go back to cry at the other fics I can not finish ;____;

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Current Mood: tired

Title: Reasons (aka why Kyuhyun loves Zhou Mi’s legs)
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: There are several reasons why Kyuhyun loves Zhou Mi’s endlessly long legs. So it is only logical to list those reasons, isn’t it?
Comments: Dedicated to

imxaxreader for her birthday ♥ I hope you have a good one bb, and I’m sorry this is so short ;___;

( There are several reasons why Kyuhyun loves Zhou Mi’s endlessly long legs. )

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1776 words.

ansklngn

imxaxreader I hope it doesn’t suck, bb D:

AND TODAY STARTS THE TRIP TO PARIS. SMTOWN HERE I COME. Although I could cry because apparently it’s going to lack Zhou Mi. He’s the reason I was going in the first place :/ Oh well. Maybe it’s gonna be fun still.

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Title: Treasured Traditions
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG
Pairing: Han Geng/Heechul (minor Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Siwon/Sungmin)
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Heechul believes tea and gossip fix everything. Han Geng is forced to agree.
Comments: This is for my darling little sister

daidetre who puts up with me and even occasionally writes me things. I hope this makes up for some of the pain I make you go through ;) ~~now write me more geng/mi~~ It was kind of supposed to be longer and actually have a plot but what do you know. Plotless ficlet it is.

( The first time Heechul invites Han Geng over for tea they barely know each other. )

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1934 words.

See how much I love you,

daidetre? And still you say you wish you never got me into SJ ;_____________________; meanie.

Now I will go away and play Pokémon blue and raise my Heesian, Mimipuff, Kyuchu and their friends.

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Current Mood: cheerful

Title: Beginnings
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Kyuhyun never suspected that the stupid present he brought Zhou Mi for his birthday could actually turn out to be a good thing.
Comments: Uhm. Kids!AU anyone? I wanted to write a story where Kyubb and Mimi are both little and this drabble-y thing was born. Actually, I’m already scribbling a sort-of-kind-of sequel for it :/ Instead of all the million fics I should be working on. ANYWAY.

( It was a stupid present, Kyuhyun knew that. )

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2454 words.

In the connected drabble-y sequel-ish thing (it's somewhere in the middle of this) I plan on making Mimi's best friend Geng appear and Kyubb will be insanely jealous. Yes. That's the amount of plot I'm working with 8D Plotless!au ftw.

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Current Mood: restless

Title: Hot Pepper?
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: NC17 (do I need to warn for vague rimming?)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Watching Kyuhyun waddle around in his pepper costume turns out to be challenging in ways Zhou Mi never imagined. Even half an hour later he isn’t certain how he got to the conclusion that the outfit is actually pretty hot. He doesn’t really mind, though.
Comments: Uhm. I’m having an identity crisis since I kind of like Kyuhyun in his green pepper suit a bit too much. No, I don’t have strange vegetable fetishes and I can explain the reasoning behind this but it’d take too long so I’ll just settle for saying that this is inspired by said costume and that I have no idea what is wrong with me XD I don’t know if this is fail!humor or just a pwp. You decide.

( Watching Kyuhyun waddle around in his pepper costume turns out to be challenging in ways Zhou Mi never imagined. )

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2298 words.

I still blame

plastictear and

imxaxreader since they should’ve stopped me instead of urging me on with this >:( wth veggies, I still can’t believe I wrote this.

I know the title sucks but the alternate titles were “veggie!p0rn” and “fuck your pepper” and I didn’t think you’d appreciate them either.

And

seinen_no and I are writing this long epic D/T fic (smooth fandom-switch XD) and they’re both being so hot and they’re teasing each other and we’re not allowed to make them fuck yet and it’s so frustrating ;_____; So naturally, I distract myself by writing veggie!p0rn. Wth is wrong with me?

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Current Mood: thirsty

Title: pork chops and other romantic overtures
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi (ninjaing Sungmin, Donghae and Henry included)
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Of pork chops, perfect boyfriends and Zhou Mi’s pretty ears.
Comments: OKAY. I wanted to write about Zhou Mi’s pretty ears (yes I know how it sounds, thank you). Then I saw the youtube clip where Kyuhyun supposedly picks Sungmin as a perfect boyfriend (I read it in the comments, I do not speak Chinese). I read the translation about the pork chops (yes I know everyone wrote about it already). And I was in a really bad mood so I needed fluff. This worked! \o/ They can be read as three separate drabbles or a sort-of-story, either way.

( … of pork chops and other romantic overtures … )

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1415 words.

Zhou Mi has pretty ears, alright >____>; And I thought the pork chop story was adorable. I also wanted to write about Qmi with kids but hell, everyone already did!

This could also be titled “watch me ignore the four pedagogy reports and ten physics reports I should write” 8D

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Current Mood: cheerful

Title: Into Something Good
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: There are some things in life worth holding on to.
Comments: I don’t know what this is XD I like the first two scenes. So I figured I could share it *laughs* There are other works in progress, I promise.

( … into something good … )

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1405 words.

It was supposed to be a part of a longer story, maybe that explains Zhou Mi’s reaction better. But I don’t see anything coming of the longer thing so I figured I’d just share this.

Again advertising a friend’s SJ shop too! Go and buy your shirts (et al) now ;D

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Current Mood: tired

Title: Sweet Distraction
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Kyuhyun has his ways to distract Zhou Mi. And to get whatever he wants. (how do you summarize p0rn anyway?)
Comments: For

plastictear, who has a thing for top!Mi (SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!) and I promised to write this like, aeons ago. Now I finally finished! \o/ Enjoy~

( … zhou mi really doesn’t stand a chance … )

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2909 words.

Yay? \o/ ~~shut up I liked writing it ;_______;~~

I promised to advertise a friend’s SJ shop too! Go and buy your shirts (et al) now ;D

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Current Mood: restless

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PART I

( Part II )

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11 586 words

I… have no excuse. Overdosage of sugar, anyone? I can’t help it I love mushy stuff ;___; ~~and the sequel would be Kyuhyun getting knocked up and Zhou Mi being all gleeful about it since now it’s his turn to suffer XD~~

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Title: Why Louis Vuitton Should Make Maternity Pants
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG13 (suggestiveness, language)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, guest appearances by Hangeng/Heechul, Sungmin
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: When Kyuhyun hears the news, he is stunned. How is this happening to them of all people? Yet as time passes he grows more and more fond of the mere thought.
WARNING: mpreg (though honestly, it’s just 11000+ words of them being all domestic and mushy)
Comments: I wanted to write a fic where Kyu and Mimi have kids and I had no intentions in getting either of them pregnant! But then this happened. Oh and in this universe it’s perfectly normal for men to get pregnant. ~~I don’t really have the brains to figure out all the medical points, just pretend it’s possible. Entertain me.~~ I am perfectly aware this will ruin whatever little credibility I might have left as a serious writer. But… I wanted to? GDI I’m allowed to write weird stuff once in a while, right?

So yeah this is shameless self-indulgent mushy fluff. And I enjoyed every second of it. This is dedicated to

plastictear, who is awesome (and who kinda came up with one of the scenes and I stole it and who came up with the title, thank you bb ♥) and

imxaxreader, who is also awesome (and this is for her whether she wants it or not). And a huge thanks to

daidetre for reading this through for me ♥

( … this is unbelievable … )

Current Mood: good

Title: Teach Me How
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Heechul has an amazing plan on how to spice up his lovelife. For that, he needs to recruit Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun for some help.
Comments: Uhm. I don’t speak any Chinese, so I made my Chinese friend translate all the Chinese phrases. If they say Beijing Duck or something equally random, it’s his fault and not mine, okay? I still figured he might be more reliable than Google Translate :/ I should seriously learn to say something more than “sweet and sour squirrel” in Chinese. Also, somehow whenever I write hanchul, Geng is magically missing and only appears in the end. I’m working on it.

Enjoy? :)

( Heechul knew what he wanted and he knew he was going to get it. Simple as that. )

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2276 words.

I know Zhou Mi probably isn’t that easy to embarrass, but he was otherwise distracted too. And Kyuhyun is a brat. That’s my excuse 8D

Now I’ll go back to the longer writing project that will be the end of me one of these days.

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Current Mood: hungry

Title: Next to You
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Then, then he is right there next to you, all long legs and bright stunning smile, his voice matching yours exactly how it’s supposed to. This is what you’ve been waiting for.
Comments: Yesterday I spent the whole day watching different lives and sjm videoclips with friends, and I kept on complaining I want to see a qmi duet. I guess my subconscious remembered it during the night since I woke up with this XD This is kind of an experiment since I’ve never written in second person before, but that is how it came out so …I hope the pov serves the purpose it should. I kind of liked writing it but I don’t think I’ll end up using second person that much in the future x)

( … your smile is for him … )

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734 words.

To make up for the angsty one from before? I kind of woke up with this on my mind and I guess I dreamed it up XD

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Current Mood: good

Title: the last (the first) day
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Would telling about it sooner have changed anything at all in the end? All Kyuhyun knows is that he will always be there, no matter what.
Comments: I’m kind of iffy about this but well, I figured it won’t get any better if I just stare at it brainlessly without doing anything :/ I never write angst, seriously. Never. So this is… weird for me. And I abuse the italics, someone make me stop. And someone cheer me up so I won’t write more angst :/ Or force me write happy things!

( … the last (the first) day … )

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988 words.

Okay so I was in a shitty shitty mood and then this showed up on my twitter page and … I dunno. Forgive me? ;____;

This is why I shouldn’t be allowed to write fic when I’m sick. Or cranky. Or sick and cranky. I can make it up to you somehow? ;__; ♥

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Current Mood: sick

Title: I look better in drag than you
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul (though mostly it’s just Mi and Chul bff-ery)
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: One shouldn’t leave Heechul and Zhou Mi home alone unguarded. It’s not really their fault that a big mysterious box practically lands in their lap. It’s not really their fault either if it results in them dressing up in drag, is it?
Comments: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. Why am I writing so much crap lately? Whyyyy? I fully blame this on

daidetre. Besides she’s been bugging me to write Hanchul so here. IT COUNTS AS ONE. Even if Geng is only mentioned in like two sentences. So is Kyu though. But yeah. Give it a chance anyway? x)

( … Let’s play dress-up! 8D … )

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2464 words.

This was actually mostly a dream I had last night. What is wrong with me? XD

Now maybe I should actually write something with a bit more street cred. I kinda wanna write a multichapter but I know I can’t so I’m resisting. Besides I still have 19038 fics unfinished. Blah.

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Current Mood: stressed

Title: Because of You
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG13 (language, implied intercourse)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: All Zhou Mi ever wrote were sappy love songs. Except when he fell in love. Then he wrote a masterpiece.
Comments: This is what you get when I have a half an hour long gap between lectures and when my mind is stuck on the new SJM song. That is not the song referred to in this fic but it sure helped me along XD And honestly? I’m quite pleased with this.

( … click me! … )

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1229 words.

Could someone please tell me why I write million things, several pairs, but all I can finish these days is QMi?

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Current Mood: pleased

Title: Slippery When Wet
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: There’s a good reason why showers together are so much better than showers alone. (how do you summarize p0rn anyway?)
Comments: Oooohkay it’s been ages since I wrote smut (as in writing alone) so I have no idea how rusty I am. I just knew that I desperately needed some QMi shower!p0rn and thus I had to write some XD I’m sick again so this kinda was an attempt to make me feel better. Pity me ;__;

( … click me! … )

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2418 words.

I should be better at writing smut, seriously. But I guess it’s semi-decent anyway? XD It was hotter in my mind *pah* But I like parts of it! \8D/ …I’m just going to run off now.

And someone teach me to write proper summaries and come up with good titles ;___; I hate it. Okay, someone teach me to write, period XD

*runs around in circles* Why am I so hyperactive today?

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Title: Believe
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG13 (some bad language)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Not all things can be explained with logic. Not everything makes sense. Yet in the end Kyuhyun finds that even the inexplicable somehow turns out perfectly clear.
Comments: I officially suck at summaries, so ignore the epic fail there and read the fic anyway XD It’s slight angst and slight fluff and lame attempts of humor and…something in the middle, I don’t know. I wrote it kind of haphazardly, the first scene I wrote was actually the fourth one in the fic and then I worked my way to the beginning, and then from the middle to the end. …which isn’t anything new, I always do it. And this babble makes no sense. ANYWAY. Read and enjoy? 8D

( … believe… )

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One third of this I wrote when I was sick, one third when I was slightly hungover and I guess the remaining third kind of makes sense XD I hope you enjoyed anyway ♥

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Current Mood: cheerful

Title: Anyone can cook soup – probably even Kyuhyun
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG13 (bad language?)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Kyuhyun does not cook. Except for a very, very good reason. He supposes that Zhou Mi counts as one. Also, Heechul is being a pain.
Comments:
I BLAME

applesnapple412 (aka @kyukyumilktea) and that she tweeted this. I was sitting here completely prepared to do some schoolwork or work on one of the other seven fics I have unfinished but then suddenly all I could see in my mind was Kyuhyun in that stupid apron and omg ;___; no. Also Zhou Mi needs love and Kyuhyun gives him some, hur hur hur. Aka 1438 words of nonsense 8D Just… enjoy?

( … No. I do not cook. … )

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I apologize for the fail D8 I just wrote it in one go and I don’t have enough brain activity to judge if it’s decent anymore.

...I have nothing more to say ;_____; ChefKyu ♥

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EDITED TO ADD; OMG I JUST BURNED TWO SLICES OF TOAST IN THE KITCHEN AND NOW THE WHOLE KITCHEN IS FULL OF BLACK SMOKE AND THE FIREALARM IS GOING BEEPBEEPBEEP MADLY AND WOKE UP MY FATHER AND I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF THE SMOKE.

I think this is a punishment for making fun of Kyuhyun's cooking D: I'M SORRY KYUBB. I AM!

Current Mood: cheerful

Title: Come Home
Author:

fonulyn
Rating: PG (it’s safe. all I ever write is fluff XD)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Kyuhyun hates goodbyes, even temporary ones. He hates them with a burning passion. Especially when he knows that he will miss Zhou Mi more than he is willing to admit.
Comments:
Oh-kays. My first fic ever in this fandom! You can’t believe how nervous I am and I hope I didn’t completely butcher the characters. I’ve been reading everything I got my hands on of them, and it was only a matter of time before I got to the writing part, too. In addition to being new to writing the pair (and the fandom), I don’t usually write in present tense so this is kind of experimental because of that, too.
Also, huge thanks to

lark, who gave me a prompt and gave me the final needed push to actually write something! If you wish, you can always bug me and prompt me to write something here :) No guarantees though *laughs*

... I’m still nervous ;___; Be nice?

( … nothing had been the same ever since … )

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