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[fic] Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul – SJ(M) – I look better in drag than you – Oneshot
Title: I look better in drag than you
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul (though mostly it’s just Mi and Chul bff-ery)
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: One shouldn’t leave Heechul and Zhou Mi home alone unguarded. It’s not really their fault that a big mysterious box practically lands in their lap. It’s not really their fault either if it results in them dressing up in drag, is it?
Comments: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. Why am I writing so much crap lately? Whyyyy? I fully blame this ondaidetre. Besides she’s been bugging me to write Hanchul so here. IT COUNTS AS ONE. Even if Geng is only mentioned in like two sentences. So is Kyu though. But yeah. Give it a chance anyway? x)
It was quite an ordinary morning. Except that it was quiet, too quiet. Everyone else was busy somewhere else, which had left only Heechul in the dorms alone, and he wasn’t willing to spend a whole afternoon without any human company. So a phone call and some delicate whining (“Seasoning, I am bored, come save me!”) after he had his second favourite Chinese person to keep him company.
The two had only managed to decide on a movie to watch – something they both knew already, so it wouldn’t matter if they got caught up gossiping in the middle of it – and settle on the couch, when the sound of the doorbell cut through the still air. “It’s probably the pizza,” Heechul decided, although it was quite fast for their order to arrive. He heaved himself up from the couch, though, hurrying to get the door.
It was no pizza.
Zhou Mi followed curiously when it seemed to take too long, and the first thing he saw was a massive brown cardboard box that was currently jammed in the doorway. Heechul was talking animatedly with the courier, who looked like he would rather just dump the box there and run his way. “Seasoning!” Heechul sounded almost exasperated, gesturing for his friend to come closer. “This man says that this delivery is for us!”
What followed was a ten minute debate over what it could be and who could’ve ordered something that massive, while in reality neither Heechul nor Zhou Mi had any idea at all. They could’ve probably speculated it forever, before they were cut off quite harshly.
”Yes, well, but could you sign there and accept the package?” The courier was very close to rolling his eyes, obviously frustrated. And well, they had to give the poor man a break, right?
Heechul signed it off and the courier left, obviously pleased, which left them with a huge mystery box that was just calling for them to open it. Heechul knew to be thankful that it was only him and Zhou Mi, since at least Leeteuk would’ve stopped them from opening it until it was absolutely certain it was for them. But who else could it be for?
“Are you sure we’re not expecting a delivery?” Heechul still looked up at Zhou Mi questioningly, hoping that the other man would suddenly remember ordering a huge box of… something. Skin care products, whatever. To his disappointment he got a short headshake, while it didn’t seem that his friend even noticed him, judging by the way he was eyeing the box curiously.
“Let’s open it!” Heechul decided instantly, already waltzing into the kitchen to find a pair of scissors or a sharp knife, anything to cut the meters of tape holding the box together. When he came back with a huge butcher’s knife, Zhou Mi looked slightly alarmed.
“Maybe we shouldn’t… Let’s wait for the others,” he suggested carefully, still eyeing the impressive knife warily.
He got a dismissive snort in return. “And they’d do what? The address line is completely smudged, we have no way of knowing if it’s for us or not. The only way to know is to open it and see what is inside!”
Maybe Heechul sounded convincing enough, or maybe Zhou Mi was just too curious and wanted to see inside the box too. Whatever it was, the latter was finally nodding, and Heechul took it as an invitation to pierce the box with the knife, screeching a loud war-cry to accompany the first hit. Suddenly it was like two little kids on Christmas Eve: two pairs of hands tearing away the cardboard and trying to get into whatever little treasures were lying hidden beneath.
Their expressions would’ve been worth preserving to the next generations in form of a snapshot when they saw what it was.
His mouth was hanging slightly open, his eyes as wide as they got, as Heechul dug out a neatly folded dress from the box. He straightened it, raising it higher so they could see every inch of lace and frilly decoration, little pearls and silvery accessories shining as they reflected the light that hit them. It was quite clearly a wedding dress.
“Okay, this settles it.” Zhou Mi decided with a nod. “It is not for us.” At least he hoped. Who on earth would order a wedding dress? Okay he could see Heechul ordering some kinky leathers and costumes, yes, but a wedding dress?
“No shit, Sherlock,” Heechul rolled his eyes. “Though you’re acting enough like a blushing bride, I wouldn’t put it beyond you to get something lik – Hey! Stop hitting me with that!”
That being the first item Zhou Mi had managed to grab, from the box, and now that they both turned their attention to it, it was clearly an expensive handbag. Something that made Zhou Mi’s eyes shine, nevermind that it was definitely a part of a woman’s wardrobe. “Oh! This is … wow! I wonder what else is in there!”
Heechul abandoned the wedding dress on the floor as they both dug in, throwing aside masses of paper wrapping in their quest to find out what else was hidden beneath.
In the end, they discovered that the box was full of dresses and accessories for a decidedly wealthy woman with an amazing fashion sense. The whole box would cost a small fortune, and for a second they considered packing everything back inside and trying to get the package delivered to its rightful owner.
Just for a second, though.
Until Heechul’s eyes lit up and he threw up one arm, holding something like a sparkly tiara. “Let’s play dress up!”
Zhou Mi was equally enthusiastic. And that’s how they started their competition of Who looks better in drag.
Five minutes later they had turned the box upside down, different dresses and accessories scattered all over the floor and the couch, eager hands trying to find whatever they saw. Preferably shiny and glittery. They play-fought over the best bits, laughing as they tried to suggest the most horrendous combinations for each other. Why on earth, Heechul wondered inwardly, they hadn’t done something like this already long ago? It was hilarious!
Mostly they both knew what they wanted. In Heechul’s case it meant the biggest dress with most lace and sparkling diamonds and pearls, anything to make him shine as he put it. In Zhou Mi’s case it meant the most expensive designer clothes, something that made him almost look like a runway model. With added sparkle and glitter though, he couldn’t really resist shiny things.
The first real issue came in form of a pair of high heels – as in, really high, at least four inch heels – that they both wanted to have. They were classy, they were glittery, and they were everything those two wanted right now. “Hey, give me the high heels! You’re too massively tall for a girl anyway!” Heechul demanded, deciding it was his best argument up to the point.
It was true, though. What was supposed to be a decently long cocktail dress turned to an almost obscenely short mini-dress when Zhou Mi put it on. It left his shoulders bare, as well as at least three kilometres of long legs. If he looked tall under normal circumstances, this made him look practically neverending. Which was a good look on him, admittedly.
“But the heels match my dress!” Zhou Mi protested with the cutest little frown. Not that it worked on Heechul, though, he had some resistance damnit! Unlike some of his friends. “You’re wearing the wedding dress, it doesn’t go with black and golden shoes. You take the white ones!” Zhou Mi went on as he noticed his first argument needed more weight to it.
Of course Heechul knew that. But the golden shimmer of the high heels was tempting. Very tempting indeed. “I’ll trade you a tiara for them.” He looked sternly at the tall Chinese man, who was currently trying to tug up his stockings to look somewhat decent.
Zhou Mi paused for a second. Then he nodded. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”
They even completed the looks by rolling up some unneeded scarves and gloves to stuff them into the dress. Every girl needed a nice pair of boobs, right? Heechul went for massive silicones, though, his dress almost unable to take the amount of stuffing he shoved in there. Zhou Mi said that his look was classy and thus he went for smaller breasts, just enough to draw the attention to his chest and to the sparkling necklace he had managed to somehow snatch from Heechul.
“You know, I think my boobies feel quite real!” Zhou Mi announced, cupping his left fake-breast through the dress. The way he squeezed it should’ve probably almost bothered Heechul but he was more curious. “Let me!” He didn’t even wait for an agreement before he grabbed the right one, giving it a tentative squeeze.
“Well,” Heechul drawled, “it feels quite… firm. But how should I know! I never even squeezed a real one.” He grumbled as he realized he had no way to compare. Maybe he could ask one of their stylists later if he could squeeze her breast. Or maybe not. “Wait,” he realized something, “you know how they really feel? I thought you were as gay as a man can get!”
Zhou Mi might’ve looked slightly offended if he hadn’t had this conversation with Heechul already several times. Besides, why take it as an insult when it was true, essentially. “It doesn’t mean I didn’t do some experimenting in my youth!”
“Stop talking like you’re old already,” Heechul snorted, accepting the explanation. “You make me feel ancient.” He turned sideways as he looked into the mirror they had dragged into the living room from one of the other rooms. Not bad, not bad. If one liked the massive DD-cup, at least. “Seasoning… do you think Hannie likes big boobs?”
There was no way Zhou Mi could hold back the gigglesnort that burst free. “Honestly? If he did, I don’t know why he would’ve stuck with you for ages already. But maybe it’d be an …exotic experience.” He smirked, wriggling his eyebrows suggestively as his friend turned to look at him instead of the mirror.
Heechul sneered and pointedly dropped his gaze to Zhou Mi’s fake set of tits. “Exotic, eh? I can’t wait to hear what Kyuhyun has to say about that.”
“Oh he won’t even notice them!” Zhou Mi informed cheerfully, beaming like the sun itself. “He’ll be too distracted by my legs!” Which was probably true, seeing that those long legs were only covered in a see-through layer of shimmering nylon, essentially bare and even emphasized by the two inch heels he wore.
“He might be intimidated, though, when his boyfriend suddenly turned to a giant,” Heechul pointed out helpfully.
Zhou Mi was still grinning. “Oh he is used to that.”
They were in the middle of doing their make-up, giggling like girls as they sat on the couch facing each other. This could definitely qualify as a girls’ evening or something, judging by the way the two were gossiping about their boyfriends and trying to make each other as pretty as possible. Heechul had collected the masses of cloth in form of his wedding dress, kneeling in front of his friend as he carefully applied some blush on his cheeks. His own makeup was already done, and Zhou Mi had done a good job with that, he had to admit. And now it was up to him to return the favour, which he tried his best to do.
He had just decided he still needed to apply some glitter on Zhou Mi’s eyelids, but he was distracted by the sound of the door creaking open and somehow all the glitter ended up on his dress instead. Not that one could notice much, the dress was glittery enough to begin with. Looking slightly guilty they jumped up, standing next to the couch awkwardly. Thankfully – neither of them knew how they could be this lucky – it wasn’t someone to give them a motherly scolding (Leeteuk) or someone to blog pictures of them (Donghae) or someone to roll on the floor laughing at them (pretty much anyone else).
It was just Hangeng and Kyuhyun. The only persons they had actually planned to show the results of their dress-up. Though the two didn’t really look all that thrilled right now. They rather looked like they might drop dead from shock any second, staring like they had just seen a ghost instead of two very glittery men in dresses.
For a long, long moment no one said anything, there was just a whole lot of staring going on.
Eventually, Hangeng was the first one to find his voice and make it work. “Are you two drunk?” He sounded slightly shaken, which was enough to make the dress-up-dolls laugh.
“No.” Heechul looked a bit too happy to be able to inform them.
“I kind of wish they were,” Kyuhyun turned his wide eyes towards the only normally dressed person next to himself.
Hangeng sighed. “I know. Me too.” Almost carefully, they turned to look at the amount of glitter the others were wearing still. Hangeng didn’t know if he was more shocked by the huge lumps on Heechul’s chest or the way he otherwise actually looked quite good in his makeup. Distractingly good. Way too good.
By now, Kyuhyun was too busy staring at a set of long legs to notice anything else. He had to swallow hard not to drool. Zhou Mi noticed that and easily – way too easily considering he was wearing those heels – approached him, grinning like the Cheshire cat.
“Kui Xian! Want to touch my boobs?”
Turned out Kyuhyun did not want to touch Zhou Mi’s boobs. Instead he got rid of them very effectively, very fast. The dress could stay, though, he only pushed the skirt up enough to be able to peel the nylons off Zhou Mi’s legs.
And Zhou Mi decided he might try on a short skirt another time, too, if it resulted in something this mindblowing. After all, Kyuhyun was a legs kind of guy and getting him desperate could only be a good thing.
If Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun locked themselves up for a long, sleepless night, Heechul didn’t have to settle for anything less. Except in his case, the dress wasn’t what got him what he wanted. It was taking the dress off that made Hangeng much happier.
“Where did you get that hideous thing?” He asked somewhere in between feverish kisses.
Heechul simply smirked. “It was a gift from heavens. Now shut up and help me get rid of the damn petticoat.”
Hangeng gladly obliged.
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2464 words.
This was actually mostly a dream I had last night. What is wrong with me? XD
Now maybe I should actually write something with a bit more street cred. I kinda wanna write a multichapter but I know I can’t so I’m resisting. Besides I still have 19038 fics unfinished. Blah.
Feel free to add our journal if you like the stories!
Plus, the archive.
Author:
fonulynRating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul (though mostly it’s just Mi and Chul bff-ery)
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: One shouldn’t leave Heechul and Zhou Mi home alone unguarded. It’s not really their fault that a big mysterious box practically lands in their lap. It’s not really their fault either if it results in them dressing up in drag, is it?
Comments: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. Why am I writing so much crap lately? Whyyyy? I fully blame this on
daidetre. Besides she’s been bugging me to write Hanchul so here. IT COUNTS AS ONE. Even if Geng is only mentioned in like two sentences. So is Kyu though. But yeah. Give it a chance anyway? x)It was quite an ordinary morning. Except that it was quiet, too quiet. Everyone else was busy somewhere else, which had left only Heechul in the dorms alone, and he wasn’t willing to spend a whole afternoon without any human company. So a phone call and some delicate whining (“Seasoning, I am bored, come save me!”) after he had his second favourite Chinese person to keep him company.
The two had only managed to decide on a movie to watch – something they both knew already, so it wouldn’t matter if they got caught up gossiping in the middle of it – and settle on the couch, when the sound of the doorbell cut through the still air. “It’s probably the pizza,” Heechul decided, although it was quite fast for their order to arrive. He heaved himself up from the couch, though, hurrying to get the door.
It was no pizza.
Zhou Mi followed curiously when it seemed to take too long, and the first thing he saw was a massive brown cardboard box that was currently jammed in the doorway. Heechul was talking animatedly with the courier, who looked like he would rather just dump the box there and run his way. “Seasoning!” Heechul sounded almost exasperated, gesturing for his friend to come closer. “This man says that this delivery is for us!”
What followed was a ten minute debate over what it could be and who could’ve ordered something that massive, while in reality neither Heechul nor Zhou Mi had any idea at all. They could’ve probably speculated it forever, before they were cut off quite harshly.
”Yes, well, but could you sign there and accept the package?” The courier was very close to rolling his eyes, obviously frustrated. And well, they had to give the poor man a break, right?
Heechul signed it off and the courier left, obviously pleased, which left them with a huge mystery box that was just calling for them to open it. Heechul knew to be thankful that it was only him and Zhou Mi, since at least Leeteuk would’ve stopped them from opening it until it was absolutely certain it was for them. But who else could it be for?
“Are you sure we’re not expecting a delivery?” Heechul still looked up at Zhou Mi questioningly, hoping that the other man would suddenly remember ordering a huge box of… something. Skin care products, whatever. To his disappointment he got a short headshake, while it didn’t seem that his friend even noticed him, judging by the way he was eyeing the box curiously.
“Let’s open it!” Heechul decided instantly, already waltzing into the kitchen to find a pair of scissors or a sharp knife, anything to cut the meters of tape holding the box together. When he came back with a huge butcher’s knife, Zhou Mi looked slightly alarmed.
“Maybe we shouldn’t… Let’s wait for the others,” he suggested carefully, still eyeing the impressive knife warily.
He got a dismissive snort in return. “And they’d do what? The address line is completely smudged, we have no way of knowing if it’s for us or not. The only way to know is to open it and see what is inside!”
Maybe Heechul sounded convincing enough, or maybe Zhou Mi was just too curious and wanted to see inside the box too. Whatever it was, the latter was finally nodding, and Heechul took it as an invitation to pierce the box with the knife, screeching a loud war-cry to accompany the first hit. Suddenly it was like two little kids on Christmas Eve: two pairs of hands tearing away the cardboard and trying to get into whatever little treasures were lying hidden beneath.
Their expressions would’ve been worth preserving to the next generations in form of a snapshot when they saw what it was.
His mouth was hanging slightly open, his eyes as wide as they got, as Heechul dug out a neatly folded dress from the box. He straightened it, raising it higher so they could see every inch of lace and frilly decoration, little pearls and silvery accessories shining as they reflected the light that hit them. It was quite clearly a wedding dress.
“Okay, this settles it.” Zhou Mi decided with a nod. “It is not for us.” At least he hoped. Who on earth would order a wedding dress? Okay he could see Heechul ordering some kinky leathers and costumes, yes, but a wedding dress?
“No shit, Sherlock,” Heechul rolled his eyes. “Though you’re acting enough like a blushing bride, I wouldn’t put it beyond you to get something lik – Hey! Stop hitting me with that!”
That being the first item Zhou Mi had managed to grab, from the box, and now that they both turned their attention to it, it was clearly an expensive handbag. Something that made Zhou Mi’s eyes shine, nevermind that it was definitely a part of a woman’s wardrobe. “Oh! This is … wow! I wonder what else is in there!”
Heechul abandoned the wedding dress on the floor as they both dug in, throwing aside masses of paper wrapping in their quest to find out what else was hidden beneath.
In the end, they discovered that the box was full of dresses and accessories for a decidedly wealthy woman with an amazing fashion sense. The whole box would cost a small fortune, and for a second they considered packing everything back inside and trying to get the package delivered to its rightful owner.
Just for a second, though.
Until Heechul’s eyes lit up and he threw up one arm, holding something like a sparkly tiara. “Let’s play dress up!”
Zhou Mi was equally enthusiastic. And that’s how they started their competition of Who looks better in drag.
Five minutes later they had turned the box upside down, different dresses and accessories scattered all over the floor and the couch, eager hands trying to find whatever they saw. Preferably shiny and glittery. They play-fought over the best bits, laughing as they tried to suggest the most horrendous combinations for each other. Why on earth, Heechul wondered inwardly, they hadn’t done something like this already long ago? It was hilarious!
Mostly they both knew what they wanted. In Heechul’s case it meant the biggest dress with most lace and sparkling diamonds and pearls, anything to make him shine as he put it. In Zhou Mi’s case it meant the most expensive designer clothes, something that made him almost look like a runway model. With added sparkle and glitter though, he couldn’t really resist shiny things.
The first real issue came in form of a pair of high heels – as in, really high, at least four inch heels – that they both wanted to have. They were classy, they were glittery, and they were everything those two wanted right now. “Hey, give me the high heels! You’re too massively tall for a girl anyway!” Heechul demanded, deciding it was his best argument up to the point.
It was true, though. What was supposed to be a decently long cocktail dress turned to an almost obscenely short mini-dress when Zhou Mi put it on. It left his shoulders bare, as well as at least three kilometres of long legs. If he looked tall under normal circumstances, this made him look practically neverending. Which was a good look on him, admittedly.
“But the heels match my dress!” Zhou Mi protested with the cutest little frown. Not that it worked on Heechul, though, he had some resistance damnit! Unlike some of his friends. “You’re wearing the wedding dress, it doesn’t go with black and golden shoes. You take the white ones!” Zhou Mi went on as he noticed his first argument needed more weight to it.
Of course Heechul knew that. But the golden shimmer of the high heels was tempting. Very tempting indeed. “I’ll trade you a tiara for them.” He looked sternly at the tall Chinese man, who was currently trying to tug up his stockings to look somewhat decent.
Zhou Mi paused for a second. Then he nodded. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”
They even completed the looks by rolling up some unneeded scarves and gloves to stuff them into the dress. Every girl needed a nice pair of boobs, right? Heechul went for massive silicones, though, his dress almost unable to take the amount of stuffing he shoved in there. Zhou Mi said that his look was classy and thus he went for smaller breasts, just enough to draw the attention to his chest and to the sparkling necklace he had managed to somehow snatch from Heechul.
“You know, I think my boobies feel quite real!” Zhou Mi announced, cupping his left fake-breast through the dress. The way he squeezed it should’ve probably almost bothered Heechul but he was more curious. “Let me!” He didn’t even wait for an agreement before he grabbed the right one, giving it a tentative squeeze.
“Well,” Heechul drawled, “it feels quite… firm. But how should I know! I never even squeezed a real one.” He grumbled as he realized he had no way to compare. Maybe he could ask one of their stylists later if he could squeeze her breast. Or maybe not. “Wait,” he realized something, “you know how they really feel? I thought you were as gay as a man can get!”
Zhou Mi might’ve looked slightly offended if he hadn’t had this conversation with Heechul already several times. Besides, why take it as an insult when it was true, essentially. “It doesn’t mean I didn’t do some experimenting in my youth!”
“Stop talking like you’re old already,” Heechul snorted, accepting the explanation. “You make me feel ancient.” He turned sideways as he looked into the mirror they had dragged into the living room from one of the other rooms. Not bad, not bad. If one liked the massive DD-cup, at least. “Seasoning… do you think Hannie likes big boobs?”
There was no way Zhou Mi could hold back the gigglesnort that burst free. “Honestly? If he did, I don’t know why he would’ve stuck with you for ages already. But maybe it’d be an …exotic experience.” He smirked, wriggling his eyebrows suggestively as his friend turned to look at him instead of the mirror.
Heechul sneered and pointedly dropped his gaze to Zhou Mi’s fake set of tits. “Exotic, eh? I can’t wait to hear what Kyuhyun has to say about that.”
“Oh he won’t even notice them!” Zhou Mi informed cheerfully, beaming like the sun itself. “He’ll be too distracted by my legs!” Which was probably true, seeing that those long legs were only covered in a see-through layer of shimmering nylon, essentially bare and even emphasized by the two inch heels he wore.
“He might be intimidated, though, when his boyfriend suddenly turned to a giant,” Heechul pointed out helpfully.
Zhou Mi was still grinning. “Oh he is used to that.”
They were in the middle of doing their make-up, giggling like girls as they sat on the couch facing each other. This could definitely qualify as a girls’ evening or something, judging by the way the two were gossiping about their boyfriends and trying to make each other as pretty as possible. Heechul had collected the masses of cloth in form of his wedding dress, kneeling in front of his friend as he carefully applied some blush on his cheeks. His own makeup was already done, and Zhou Mi had done a good job with that, he had to admit. And now it was up to him to return the favour, which he tried his best to do.
He had just decided he still needed to apply some glitter on Zhou Mi’s eyelids, but he was distracted by the sound of the door creaking open and somehow all the glitter ended up on his dress instead. Not that one could notice much, the dress was glittery enough to begin with. Looking slightly guilty they jumped up, standing next to the couch awkwardly. Thankfully – neither of them knew how they could be this lucky – it wasn’t someone to give them a motherly scolding (Leeteuk) or someone to blog pictures of them (Donghae) or someone to roll on the floor laughing at them (pretty much anyone else).
It was just Hangeng and Kyuhyun. The only persons they had actually planned to show the results of their dress-up. Though the two didn’t really look all that thrilled right now. They rather looked like they might drop dead from shock any second, staring like they had just seen a ghost instead of two very glittery men in dresses.
For a long, long moment no one said anything, there was just a whole lot of staring going on.
Eventually, Hangeng was the first one to find his voice and make it work. “Are you two drunk?” He sounded slightly shaken, which was enough to make the dress-up-dolls laugh.
“No.” Heechul looked a bit too happy to be able to inform them.
“I kind of wish they were,” Kyuhyun turned his wide eyes towards the only normally dressed person next to himself.
Hangeng sighed. “I know. Me too.” Almost carefully, they turned to look at the amount of glitter the others were wearing still. Hangeng didn’t know if he was more shocked by the huge lumps on Heechul’s chest or the way he otherwise actually looked quite good in his makeup. Distractingly good. Way too good.
By now, Kyuhyun was too busy staring at a set of long legs to notice anything else. He had to swallow hard not to drool. Zhou Mi noticed that and easily – way too easily considering he was wearing those heels – approached him, grinning like the Cheshire cat.
“Kui Xian! Want to touch my boobs?”
Turned out Kyuhyun did not want to touch Zhou Mi’s boobs. Instead he got rid of them very effectively, very fast. The dress could stay, though, he only pushed the skirt up enough to be able to peel the nylons off Zhou Mi’s legs.
And Zhou Mi decided he might try on a short skirt another time, too, if it resulted in something this mindblowing. After all, Kyuhyun was a legs kind of guy and getting him desperate could only be a good thing.
If Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun locked themselves up for a long, sleepless night, Heechul didn’t have to settle for anything less. Except in his case, the dress wasn’t what got him what he wanted. It was taking the dress off that made Hangeng much happier.
“Where did you get that hideous thing?” He asked somewhere in between feverish kisses.
Heechul simply smirked. “It was a gift from heavens. Now shut up and help me get rid of the damn petticoat.”
Hangeng gladly obliged.
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2464 words.
This was actually mostly a dream I had last night. What is wrong with me? XD
Now maybe I should actually write something with a bit more street cred. I kinda wanna write a multichapter but I know I can’t so I’m resisting. Besides I still have 19038 fics unfinished. Blah.
Feel free to add our journal if you like the stories!
Plus, the archive.
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i haven't even read it yet and i'm grinning :D
and IT'S NOT MY FAULT STOP BLAMING ME =_____=
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I am currently very amused and I like being amused. :D
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I need a HeeMi icon.
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This is just brilliant. I love your Heechul. He's like a little girl. And Mimi, he's almost as bad.
Omg I'm giggling so hard here, imagining them both with fucking tits and parading around in tiaras and high heels.
It's like my vision has come to life! And you even got the dresses right!
Now they just need to have that double wedding.
I would say I feel sorry for the normal boys because they have to put up with them, but really?
I'm not. They got their fun at the end of the day xD
Kui Xian, why did you not want to feel Mimi's boobies? I would!
And I seriously can't get rid of the image of Heechul with giant melons .__.
I don't know whether to be scared or enjoy it. It's actually quite appealing xD
Since I do quite fancy a man in drag.
SO YAAAAAY I finally got a Hanchul from you :D
Now gimme MOAR!
:D I loved this so much. The dresses... the tits... the Hanchul...
*dances merrily*
We need to do SJ-D... though I think I nicked the name from somewhere on tumblr... but it doesn't matter xD
Not when things like this come out of it.
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Thank you! 8D I wasn't sure if my Heechul was anywhere close to a believable one but I had fun with him in any case XD Those two can be little girls together. But calculating, too! Heechul knew exactly how to get those shoes, since Mimi can't resist a sparkly tiara.
Their dresses just have to be like that! And somehow I'm enjoying the thought of Mimi in a miniskirt and high heels and it feels so weird o__O I am making myself weirded out.
AND YES DOUBLE WEDDING NOW.
They probably are quite used to that. I'm sure that strange things come out of Chul's and Mimi's ideas more often. Besides, it's never boring with them! I would've wanted to feel Mimi's boobies too :/ *laughs* somehow Heechul seems the type to want to go a little overboard with everything XD Including tits.
More? D: You are quite a demanding little sister!
But thank youuu~ ♥ I'm really happy you liked it! Takes a weight off my shoulders *laughs* And yes, we need to do the SJ-D. We can say the name originates from an unknown donor.
Now I have to try nurse my headache .___. go away pain.
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He is. You have an awesome Heechul muse. And I'm glad you had fun with him. Mine's being annoying.
I love their bromance, seriously. They compliment each other so well. And it's totally believable that they'd do something like this. Heechul is manipulative indeed xD
I think you should make them go out together in drag and have a competition to see how many guys ask them out.
It's not weird, though I have a tranny fetish so... xD
Ahaha it would be the most amazing event of the year. And by amazing, I mean scary.
Well they definitely come out of Chul's head and I'm sure Mimi's not as innocent as he seems xD And Geng and Kyu love them both for their weird little eccentricities. Heechul never wants to be boring. He has to stand out and be different from everyone else. Otherwise he gets angry. So of course his boobs have to be the biggest.
Yeah well... suck it up xD I deserve Hanchul for being awesome.
I loved it. It was awesome and funny ;3 It's one of those things that I see subconsciously and then think is my own idea xD I'm sure I've seen something like it... but we'll make it our own anyway.
Awww for once I'm not the one with the headache. D: *cuddles you tightly*
See, I can be a nice little sister.
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I could borrow you mine for a while. Though knowing him, I will wake up and he'll be staring at me, demanding me to write him into a fic. Again. The bastard. And you're sooo right, they compliment each other. They should be written more together.
That now sounds amazing *laughs* Though the competition wouldn't end that well, I bet XD Kyuhyun would get jealous and sabotage Mimi's attempts to hit on guys. And I think Geng would make sure people know Chul is his in the end, too.
Amazingly scary?
Chul just takes the blame since he is devious and doesn't even try to cover it. Mimi pretends to be all innocent and pure sunshine, but in reality there's so much more 8D And of course they do! They love them for what they are. Heechul so wouldn't settle for less than huge melons. Even though I don't think Geng appreciates them so much XD
You should give me something in return then ;)
:D ♥ haha it happens often. And sometimes you get a good idea and someone else thinks of it at the same moment. It kind of sucks x)
It's getting better, thankfully :3 *huggles* You can be nice when you want to. I guess that's one thing we have in common XD
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I loved it!
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girlfriends ever! Gossiping about their darling boyfriends, of course *coughs* No, I'm so not delusional XDThank you so much! I'm really glad you liked it! I wasn't sure if it succeeded in being funny, so this is a relief XD
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sorryyyy. ;_____;three kilometres of long legs YOU KNOW THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME AND MY FAVORITE LINE EVERRR, RIGHT? RIGHT. ♥
“Oh he won’t even notice them!” Zhou Mi informed cheerfully, beaming like the sun itself. “He’ll be too distracted by my legs!” Which was probably true, seeing that those long legs were only covered in a see-through layer of shimmering nylon, essentially bare and even emphasized by the two inch heels he wore. lol i couldn't agree more! kyu would totally ignore everything else but mimi's long and neverending legssss.
kyu you're such a sucker for those legs wrapped around your hips dskjbvakjs“Kui Xian! Want to touch my boobs?” LOL-ING SO HARD IRL RN. OMG WHY AM I ACTUALLY IMAGINING MIMI SAYING THAT I CAN'T EVEN. XDDD;;;
hdfklsjfkls and the ending! i couldn't think of a better ending for such a hilarious fic like this. i absolutely love the fact that the two sane boys did not actually hate those dresses on mimi and chul
even though they came around aftertaking the said clothes off but whatever /shrugsand i think i've never read a bff!zhouchul fic before until now, so this was such a lovely story to read! =))))))))))SO. UM. AFTER READING THIS FIC, I PRACTICALLY BADE FAREWELL TO WHAT LITTLE SHREDS OF MY SANITY REMAINS. IF I BECOME EVEN CRAZIER THAN USUAL, I'M HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE OKAAAAY.
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It's so trueeeee~ HOW ARE HIS LEGS LIKE THAT!? He's just too good to be true ♥ And Kyuhyun is an addict. He loves Mimi's legs even more than we do, and that is A LOT.
And yes wrapped around his hips, gosh, I bet that's the first thing he thought when he saw those long legs!I CAN SO SEE THAT! Mimi bouncing to Kyu all happy, offering his boobies for a touch XD I wouldn't have said no XD
I think that Geng and Kyuhyun have to be used to the weird things these two come up with x) Secretly they like it. And I love Heechul and Mimi as friends, really. I should write more of it :)
OKAY! 8D *TAKES THE BLAME* I'm fully responsible of any signs of insanity, I admit XD
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No one should feed my cross-dressing fetish D: It's bad and shameful enough as it is. No one should feed it with Zhou Mi in a short dress and high heels because I think a blood vessel exploded in my brain and I died. Even if this wasn't even nowhere near porn. Kind of.
Zhou Mi is always porn.I would leave a proper comment but I don't know if that's possible with the state I am in but I guess I could go and try to finish this one Qmi fic but. We'll see, we'll see. I'm just gonna go and not explode all over my computer screen.
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There is nothing to be ashamed of, dear! Absolutely nothing! I quite like the thought of Zhou Mi's legs in a short revealing dress, too. It'd be impossible not to like them. Aw those legs ♥ I really have a thing for them. Now I feel like I should try to actually write the porn too.
Zhou Mi IS always porn!I'm really happy with your comment already ;D Thank you! I'm glad you liked this. And yes you could go and finish it ;D And no exploding!
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please don't listen to me and feel free to throw me with something D:Oh, that's good then :'D Of course I liked it! Maybe I should, I've been trying to get it done for the whole past week :'D But I wrote this Qmi fail!fluff drabble things which I might post soon. If I decide it's not too fail, I suck at writing fluff. I'll try not to explode XD
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I have some projects I've been trying to finish for ages but I always get distracted by other things and end up writing more QMi x) Damn those two. Pah I'm sure you're better at it than you try to make it sound!
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That happens to the best of us x) I get distracted by everything and end up writing new stuff I never finish either XD I'm pretty fail at fluff and p0rn, because all I ever write is random angst :'D Okay, my fluff and pr0n are good compared to my crack/humour stuff which is downright horrible XD But yeah, I'm editing the fluff drabble and I might post it today. Or tomorrow, because it's kinda late, whoops. Why do I never go to sleep at proper times? D:
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I'm so bad at angst since I always avoid it and try not to read and not write XD Angst makes me cry! And I can't handle crying. Pfft and who ever goes to bed at a decent time? Sleep is overrated XD Though it's fun too.
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I'm probably too good at it and always end up writing it XD I try to avoid reading it though, since I totally cry because of them too, though. Still, I sometimes accidentally read some horrible things like Qmi death fics and something small dies inside of me D: Yeah, that's true though. Explains why I've been eating breakfast at 3pm the last couple of days XD I don't know how I'll be able to handle school again next week XD
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Maybe I should actually give some angst fics a go... But I'm always afraid I'll end up all depressed XD I cry easily. Like, really easily. Oh man, I wish I could sleep that long but I have lectures to attend and I can't x) Shiiiit. Good luck with next week XD
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I always write angst when I'm already having the blues XD Then I write some shit about other people feeling miserable and feel better XD I always cry in really embarrassing and inappropriate situation's, like while watching nature documents or Disney movies >_> But they are sad, they are! I usually have to get up at 7am but thank god it's vacation x) Yeah, I hope I won't die XD But I guess I won't, I stay up super late even during school week so I'm used to it. I fail XD
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WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH ME AND THOSE LEGS!? I write them into every friggin' fic nowadays!haha let's see how the students will really react when they have a weird spazzy fangirly teacher XD I have to learn to be official. I love history but it was always about memorizing things and I'm lazy XD So I took the easier way out.I wish it would help me like that too, but I just get even more sad if I do that XD AW DISNEY MOVIES♥ I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES. Especially the golden age, damnit. Hunchback of Notre Dame or Aladdin or Pocahontas or Lion King or or or... meh. I love them ;___; My childhood consists of Disney and Biker Mice from Mars 8D (THE ORIGINAL, NOT THE REMAKE!) haha hey as long as you still survive it's alright, eh? XD
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We have a similiar problem :| I think Zhou Mi's legs are my new bias.I'd be happy, don't know about your future students though XD I could never be a teacher because I'm so random and weird and I would scare the students away XD My memory is bad when I need to remember house chores or maths related things XD But history is so fun I just remember all this stuff no one really cares about.Ah, maybe you just need to keep writing fluff and whatnot then XD Disney is the best ever ♥ The old ones are the best ever ;____; Like all those really old, black and white cartoons with Donald and Mickey, like Steamboat Willie 8D My childhood was pretty much of Disney and Cartoon Network 8D The main reason why I know English so well, watching English cartoons without subtitles 24/7 ever since I was like 4 XD Yeah, I guess, it just sucks because I have maths and history and Finnish and chemistry and all this difficult stuff I need to concentrate on but it's hard when you're practically brain dead XD
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We should start writing a shitload of fics of Mimi's legs. Seriously.We have to see XD I once had a bandshirt on while teaching (Lamb of God -shirt) and one student recognized it and came to bow at me, telling me I have a good taste in music x) My memory is just weird. I remember some things but not others and there is no consistency.I think I will. I am on a mission to drown everyone in fluff. I might have angsty moments in fics but overall it always ends up fluffy. Aw I love those old old ones too! I could spazz about Disney forever too XD And when it comes to the long movies, I love the Finnish dubs. I don't understand why many of my friends hate the Finnish versions. C'mon, Aladdin is a million times better in Finnish than in English! I knowww x) If you need help with maths or chemistry I can try XD I always loved Finnish class too somehow.
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I highly support that idea. Loads and loads of leg porn.And I want some fics about Henry, and some proper ones that arent Henry/Amber or Henry/Justin Bieber because I hate het fics and can only read crack about Justin Bieber hitting on Henry to a certain extend XD Haha, that must've been nice x) I can remember exactly how tall every member of Super Junior is and somewhat remember how much they weight, what they study or have studied, where they are from and creepy stalkerish shit like that, but when I'm supposed to remember how to figure out math equations, I'm lost.You should write lots of fluff, lately I've been in the mood for some XD But oddly enough Qmi has a lot of porn fics going around so I tend to just stick to those XD Someone needs to give me some fluff so I don't overporn. So could I, Disney is just the best ever XD The Finnish dubs are epic! Like in Mulan and The Road to Eldorado and The Emperors New Groove and and like. All of them. They are just so... XD Okay, that's a promise then XD I have maths and chemistry right now, so I might come to you begging XD I'm a bit out of it all, since we have all of those... Dipoli-dipoli-sidos, ioni-dipoli-sidos and whatnot sidos-things I won't even try to translate in English XD
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again if it's bejing duck it's not my fault XDOh and that's what I thought too 8D I can now fully hit on any Chinesesquirrelman with those qualities XD Hm they're some kind of weird fantasy usually. I think I posted one story I wrote ages ago in my journal even. And I wrote some poems too! \o/ For school but I think they're decent. Though I'm a total redneck and know nothing about poetry. My friend (the one who got me into suju again XD) is all about Hanchul and thus tries to force me to write them all the time XD BUT QMI IS SO ADDICTIVE. Like all these videoclips and pictures and they are SO attached at the hip! They're married, period. I refuse to believe anything else XD You're right though, Qmi has some very very good writers! (excluding me XD) Somehow I have a weird soft spot for KiHae although I don't even really know anything about Kibum... I don't understand myself.OH YES leg porn. We need to bring the world some of that XDAnd we should write some good Mimi fics. Or Henry fics. Or both. But not necessarily them together, thank you. I didn't read any of those Henry/Justin Bieber fics. Should I? XD I don't remember all their heights but I remember some very random crap at least XD And hey, you're not supposed to remember maths, you're supposed to understand it x)All I write is fluff :/ And there are already five (or six? I don't remember my own fics XD) QMi fluff fics I wrote! \o/ I should try to figure out more. I already read basically everything new of QMi so now I'm going through old entries in the comms to find what I missed. Though most of the Qmi porn is with top!Mi and I'd quite like it the other way around too. Awh you have no idea how much I was bouncing around when you said the Finnish dubs are epic! XD They get soo much hate and they're amazing. Mulan is so awesome ;__;♥ haha feel free XD I don't know if I can explain it well enough but I can always try x)
And these comments are getting kind of massive.
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Everyone needs some leg porn XDWe should, even though if I'd write them, they'd hardly be worthy of Mimi XD Or Henry. Yeah, I don't really go for HenMi/ZhouRy either, it's sort of awkward and I just don't see it. Hmm, probably, some of them are absolute crack XD I've read like four, maybe, and in one of them Justin Bieber kidnapped Henry and wanted to make him his lover and was all like "Imma make you sceam baby", but Henry escaped through a window and then some giant hamster appeared out of nowhere and said that they wanted Henry to join their community and their hamster orgies and that was about when my head blew up and I died XD Henry gets paired up with the weirdest shit ever, like Justin Bieber, his violins and maple suryp. I've probably read too many of them all. All random crap is good and useful XD Ah, well, I don't understand it at all so I just hope I can remember all the stuff but usually I don't and that is why my maths grade is like... 6 XDThere's nothing wrong with fluff! Especially if it's Qmi 8D Their fluffiness should be spread all over the world. Yeah, I've probably gone through whole qmibao and I just try to go through the entries over and over again because there isn't enough qMi for my needs. Oh, I love top!Mi XD I don't know why, because anyone within a 10 kilometers radius of Mi and Kyuhyun can see that Kyuhyun is way manlier than Mimi and his collection of clutches, but I just somehow low the idea of Mimi being in charge and dominant even if he is gayer than a flock of unicorns. Haha, let's bounce together! XD People should just see the truth :/ It is ;__; ♥ Okays, I'll ask if I need some help x)
They totally are. We should probably come up with some other way of talking, if we don't just want to spam each other's entries like crazy XD And this will get longer now because. ON THE TOPIC OF LEG PORN/MIMI/KYUHYUN/KYUHYUN'S OBSESSION WITH MIMI'S LEGS. You'll never guess what I did last night when I was supposed to be sleeping XD I spent two hours on writing some epic Qmi!p0rn. Two hours. And then it was 2am and I was like "why is this my life" and died and I'm pretty much like a zombie now but uhh yeah XD 6 pages of p0rn and it will probably increase when I type it down on word since I always only make rough versions when I write on paper. And okay, there is some fluff because it ninja'ed it's way in and Qmi is just too fluffy to begin with XD But you know. There's Zhou Mi. Leather boots. Kyuhyun. Enuff said :| And to make it worse, it's not even the fic I was writing earlier, but a new one and since I was in partial coma, I spent most of my geography class writing the other one and oh god what is wrong with me XD I'm just gonna go now since my next class is starting. Maths, why do you ruin my fun time with lj D:
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that is so totally not shameless begging XDKiHae is somehow just... fascinating. Though I could never write it properly. Henry and Mimi can be good friends but romantically involved? No no. Oh gosh that Justin Bieber fic sounds ...quite epic? XD Aw don't worry, maths isn't everything XD (says the soon-to-be maths teacher)They just ARE fluffy and there is nothing we can do about it! I went through the whole qmibao and now I'm going through the whole miracle____ (or howevermany underscores the name has) and I bookmarked like all QMi fics for future reference 8D There's quite many of them. Oh I love top!Mi too but it's just that I would kind of want to read it BOTH ways sometimes and it seems to be people only write that XD Plus Mimi's legs are so awesome wrapped around Kyuhyun's hips that it'd be a shame not to use that image. Yes. I think I'll go away and drool some, thank you. Mimilegs ♥ People are dumb :/ Except for us. Do ask ;D
True XD Spamming is good, though, I don't mind! But the entries get really massively cluttered at one point too *laughs* OH YES EPIC QMI!PORN! I love how your mind works 8D I used to spend my nights writing fic too when I was still young and in my first years of university. Now I'm... too old and tired XD And hey what could be a better way to spend a geography class than writing porn? OH MY GOD. LEATHER BOOTS. You are trying to kill me, aren't you? ;___;♥
I think I'll drop to bed now and hope the fever magically vanishes.
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Oh how I can EASILY picture them dressing up and then gossiping about their boyfriends and all.. So hilarious!! XDDD
Zhou Mimi's endless legs ... *Q* Can't get enough of those
and Mimi exactly knew how much Kyuhyun love his legs!
“Oh he won’t even notice them!” Zhou Mi informed cheerfully, beaming like the sun itself. “He’ll be too distracted by my legs!”
BEST LINE. EVER!!
I really like all your QMi fics!! Please always keep feeding me this awesomeness in the future! /hearts
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Of course Mimi knows how much Kyuhyun loves his legs! I bet Kyuhyun has showed him that many times 8D I love Mimi being confident in his charrrrrm~
Thank you so much! ♥ I'm happy you like! And I think there'll be plenty more XD
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They would look so pretty with those!!!!!
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Thank you for reading! :)
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