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Title: Lost; Chapter 1/2
Author: seinen_no and fonulyn
Rating: NC17 overall
Pairing: DiexKaoru,
Disclaimer: We own no one, only our dirty imaginations.
Summary: Dir en grey is shooting their new video in the Caribbean, coevally enjoying their free time and the chance to have both vacation and work in one go. When Kaoru goes overboard, and Die heroically tries to save him, they both end up on a cursed island, suddenly fighting for survival. *insert theatrical drumming* It’s total crack x) At leas supposed to be humor :D
Comments:
seinen_no: Oookay. Here's the next fulfilled request. Dear, I'm glad you liked it and lemme assure you that your request alone made me burst out laughing and gave me all these funny images. I really loved it and I loved that you were so precise and in a way really crazy. fonulyn was a bit afraid that we couldn't make it a good fic, because she thought we can't be really funny on request, but I do think it worked out quite well. So in the end, we really did have fun writing this and just the fact that this is so off the hook and totally senseless made me enjoy it to no end. So I should thank you for the request. I'm sure we would've never ever written something like that otherwise.
Everybody else: Don't expect realism nor sense and just entertainment (hopefully) and of course a bit of smut. Tell us what you think as we're suckers for comments x)

fonulyn: As said before, I was a bit nervous about writing this since well, being funny isn’t one of my strongest points x) But it was after all fun to write, and I hope that you enjoy reading it too :D It’s FAR from being realistic and don’t even try to take it seriously x) Just read and I hope it makes someone happy.

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Plus, the archive.

( … Maybe he shouldn't have leaned over the rail to see if one could look into the cabin underneath … )

One more post regarding the Christmas-requests. Please be patient with me! XD

With the voting we got six Ds and two Bs, so we're going for some sort of combination of those two x) Meaning, that we will email the finished fics to the persons who requested them, either on 24th or 25th [I will try to get it all done on 24th, but knowing real life it might be that something gets in the way, so be patient, I will email them as soon as possible], and then start posting them into rabenhorst in the pace that is possible for us. I might be away during the holidays without access to the internet which naturally makes posting impossible, but I'll try to take advantage of the days when I AM home and post you new stuff to read frequently ;) Stay tuned and please take the few minutes every now and then to drop a comment too! You've been awesome with that though, so we have absolutely nothing to complain about.

So, but the real important thing why I'm making this post right now:
I need your email addresses!

I might have some, but I'd be more relaxed if you'd give me the addresses anyways. The comments will be screened, just in case you don't want the address to spread around. And if you're still not comfortable with it, just send me an email into fonulyn at gmail dot com.

The persons whose email addresses I need are following:
xxdahlia


We have all the other requests done, but we're still working on cadkitten's and xxdahlia's requests.

@ cadkitten: We will most likely be able to finish yours by Christmas, although I can't promise with 110% certainty. Let's say it's with 90% certainty x) We'll try!

@ xxdahlia: Darling, we have a ready plot and plan done for the fic you requested, but I have to say we might not be able to get it written before Christmas. You wanted a sad ending and sad endings make us cry! And the time is running out and we want the fic to be good, especially since I like the idea x) So please don't be mad at us if we won't finish it on time. You will get it once anyways! As soon as possible. And there still IS a tiny chance you'll get it on Christmas so leave your email address as well.



Thank you for your time!


- fonulyn


Oh, and as a random sidenote: rabenhorst now has new and shiny icons! 8D I'm not sure if I like all of them that much, but I'm happy with myself since I was able to get them done XD Lookie!

Initially we thought we’d make this when rabenhorst reaches 100 friends, to celebrate the achievement, but now we came up with another idea for that so this fluently turned to our Christmas event ;)




So, as Christmas is coming, we’re offering you a unique chance to give requests of what kind of fics you would like to see. Although this is a Christmas-present for you guys, you might not get the fics exactly on Christmas; some will come earlier and some will be late. We simply can’t guarantee we have the time to finish everything by one set date, and therefore we kinda bend the term ‘Christmas’ to last a bit longer XD So try to see it as a Christmas / New Year's gift^^

The idea is simple. You tell us what you would want to see in a fic, as well as what you don’t want to see, and we do our best to come up with something to fulfill the request. Depending on how many people request we might combine the requests of two or three people, simply to keep the amount of work down to a manageable level. We will make sure though that everyone who requests gets something at least^^ Hopefully something enjoyable!

If you want, you can fill in the following form, just to give us some kind of idea what your wishes include. You can as well freely write in a comment what you want, so don’t bother with the form that much if you don’t wish to do so ;) It’s there merely to help you fill in some necessary info. Just let your mind flow. The more precise you are, the better we can imagine what you want^^
So, the form looks like following:
- pairing:
- genre:
- rating:
- what I would like:
- what I don't want:

But! And there’s always a but, isn’t there? x) There are certain things we won’t/can’t write into the stories we do. Which would be the following:

- Shinya x anyone as a focused pairing. We’re sorry, but we simply aren’t capable of writing him in that sense. He’s a welcomed guest in cameo-appearances though.
- Kaoru x anyone else than Die. haha, this one you can blame on me, and I apologize. But the only allowed Kaoru-centric pairing will be KaoruxDie.
- graphic BDSM or S&M. The result would be horrendous so don’t even bother asking for that x)
- self-mutilation or self-harm of any sort. This can be done if a certain plot specifically needs it though.
- m-preg. The only exception would be a humour fic. But I wouldn’t necessarily count on it as we might have a slightly twisted sense of humour XD
- historical exactness. We're familiar with the history of Dir en grey, but we tend to ignore it partly when we're writing.

Also keep in mind that we’ll do only Dir en grey –pairings. Cameo appearances from other jrockers or so are totally fine if we’re familiar with the characters we’re supposed to use. Some crossover pairings might be manageable as well, so if you have one in mind just ask. But don’t trust on that, preferably ask only for Diru pairings.

If something isn’t clear, just go ahead and ask. Other than that, request away ;)



- fonulyn