[fic] Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi – SJM – Hot Pepper? – Oneshot

Title: Hot Pepper?
Author: fonulyn
Rating: NC17 (do I need to warn for vague rimming?)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Watching Kyuhyun waddle around in his pepper costume turns out to be challenging in ways Zhou Mi never imagined. Even half an hour later he isn’t certain how he got to the conclusion that the outfit is actually pretty hot. He doesn’t really mind, though.
Comments: Uhm. I’m having an identity crisis since I kind of like Kyuhyun in his green pepper suit a bit too much. No, I don’t have strange vegetable fetishes and I can explain the reasoning behind this but it’d take too long so I’ll just settle for saying that this is inspired by said costume and that I have no idea what is wrong with me XD I don’t know if this is fail!humor or just a pwp. You decide.


( Watching Kyuhyun waddle around in his pepper costume turns out to be challenging in ways Zhou Mi never imagined. )

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2298 words.

I still blame plastictear and imxaxreader since they should’ve stopped me instead of urging me on with this >:( wth veggies, I still can’t believe I wrote this.

I know the title sucks but the alternate titles were “veggie!p0rn” and “fuck your pepper” and I didn’t think you’d appreciate them either.

And seinen_no and I are writing this long epic D/T fic (smooth fandom-switch XD) and they’re both being so hot and they’re teasing each other and we’re not allowed to make them fuck yet and it’s so frustrating ;_____; So naturally, I distract myself by writing veggie!p0rn. Wth is wrong with me?


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