[fic] Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul – SJ(M) – Teach Me How – Oneshot

[rabenhorst]

Title: Teach Me How
Author: fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Heechul has an amazing plan on how to spice up his lovelife. For that, he needs to recruit Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun for some help.
Comments: Uhm. I don’t speak any Chinese, so I made my Chinese friend translate all the Chinese phrases. If they say Beijing Duck or something equally random, it’s his fault and not mine, okay? I still figured he might be more reliable than Google Translate :/ I should seriously learn to say something more than “sweet and sour squirrel” in Chinese. Also, somehow whenever I write hanchul, Geng is magically missing and only appears in the end. I’m working on it.

Enjoy? :)



It was a perfectly peaceful morning. And it took only one word to shatter the silence in the whole building. “Seasoning!”

It was easy to notice Heechul had that tone in his voice. Yes, that tone. The very special I want something and you’d better not deny me or I will end you tone. He knew what he wanted and he knew he was going to get it. Simple as that.

That was nothing new, Zhou Mi had gotten used to that tone in Heechul’s voice already three weeks into knowing him. Hence he merely glanced up from the book he was reading when Heechul practically slammed through the door, grinning like the Cheshire cat. “There you are, Seasoning!”

Where else, Zhou Mi wanted to ask, it wasn’t like he spent much time elsewhere than on Kyuhyun’s bed, watching the younger man game or chatting with him or reading or… engaging in other activities together. He didn’t get the chance, though, not before Kyuhyun cut in from the floor where he was hunched with a controller, staring at the screen as he didn’t even pause his game. “Where else?”

Heechul simply waved him aside. “Beside the point.” He turned big, bright, eager eyes towards Zhou Mi, practically flopping down on the floor, on his knees, right in front of the Chinese man. “I need your help! I think my relationship could use a little bit of spicing up and I’ve been thinking of ways to impress Hannie and then I got this brilliant idea and you are exactly what I need!”

Zhou Mi’s eyes were almost comically wide as he stared at his friend like he had just lost his mind. This bit piqued even Kyuhyun’s interest and he tore away from his game, abandoning the controller on the floor as he scrambled up, tugging his jogging pants so they wouldn’t slide down too far, only exposing a slice of skin momentarily. He had furrowed his brows, almost possessively sliding an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist when he sat down next to him. “What do you need Zhou Mi for?” He sounded as suspicious as he looked. “I swear, if this is some dirty plan and I’m not included I’m going to –”

He didn’t get any further before Heechul cut him off with an impatient noise. “What are you, an idiot? I am not suggesting I’d snatch away your boyfriend for a dirty, hot threesome. Although come to think of it, it wouldn’t be such a bad idea, but I still think I can’t have Seasoning without you and…”

“Damn right you can’t!” Kyuhyun protested and it seemed like Heechul wanted to disagree, despite his earlier words, but the whole moment was broken when the person in question cut in quickly. “Heechul? Could you tell me what it is you want from me then?” Zhou Mi prodded gently with a smile, distracting Heechul from the conversation at hand. The way he placed his palm on Kyuhyun’s waist was very deliberate as well, visibly soothing the irrational flares of jealousy. Distantly Heechul noted that he had to hand it to Zhou Mi, the man was good at handling people around him. Almost as good as he was, that is. Or good in a different way.

With an exasperated sigh he rolled his eyes, struggling to get up from the floor to plop down on the bed as well. “Seasoning, you are absolutely adorable, but sometimes you are so dense I want to bash your head against a wall.” Heechul rolled his eyes, but there was clear affection laced in the words. He was ridiculously fond of the boy, that was no secret anyway.

They were still waiting and for a moment Heechul revelled in that, basked in the curiosity and knowing that he held the cards. Still, it was impossible to contain his enthusiasm as he spoke. "I want you to teach me Chinese!"




Half an hour later they were both still on the bed, Zhou Mi leaning against the wall with a notebook on his knees and Heechul lying on the mattress, his feet quite deliberately on Kyuhyun’s pillow. Not that Kyuhyun even really noticed, he had retreated back to his game with an eyeroll and muttered complaints about impossible idiots he had to deal with.

"How about I love you?" Zhou Mi suggested, tapping his cheek with the pencil he was holding. He looked absolutely adorable with his pursed lips and the thoughtful expression, and for a second Heechul considered cooing at him and pinching his cheeks, only to discard the idea as useless for now.

"I love you?” Heechul snorted, waving his hand dismissively as if that had been the worst suggestion in ages and didn’t even really qualify worthy an answer. “No, that's so boring. Anyone knows how to say that! I need something more unique. Something that’ll sweep Hankyung off his feet!" He grinned, an enthusiastic sparkle in his eyes. Zhou Mi resisted the urge to point out that there wasn’t really any need to do that, the man was a hopeless addict to begin with, but he knew Heechul would have none of his reasoning.

So he settled for trying to come up with something else.




After half an hour of futile attempts (“How about ‘Your eyes are beautiful.’? It would be a nice thing to say.” “Oh god where did you learn that mushy crap?” “Alright, how about ‘you are my destiny’?” “Eww.”) later, Zhou Mi was close to giving up, or alternately stabbing his pencil into Heechul’s eye.

It didn’t exactly help that Heechul was convinced Chinese was a language way beyond his grasp, something that he would never ever be able to learn. More than the obligatory ‘I love you’ that anyone could say, he added after one of his long rants about how Chinese is the stupidest language of all stupid languages. He was still determined to put his plan into action. He just didn’t accept any of the suggested lines to learn, or didn’t manage to pronounce them correctly.

Heechul was beginning to be as frustrated as his Chinese instructor, rolling on his back to look up at the ceiling. "Why is this all so difficult!” He whined theatrically, kicking Kyuhyun’s pillow down from the bed. It was the pillow’s fault, he was certain. Besides, it made him feel better, kind of. “Kyuhyun, tell me something easy." He rolled back over, staring at the younger man intently.

Kyuhyun was still sitting in front of the TV, the controller in hand and he didn’t even avert his eyes of the battle he was currently winning. "Gun kai. Si qu ba." He answered easily, releasing a small victory cry right after. “Jing la!”

"Oh that's easy. I could learn it." Heechul mused, but it only took a second for him to be distracted by the look on Zhou Mi’s face. He looked absolutely scandalized, staring at Kyuhyun from huge, disapproving eyes.

"Kyuhyun! Who taught you that!?" He demanded loudly, but there was no response from the floor, if one didn’t count the dismissive snort.

That piqued Heechul’s interest and he arched one of his perfectly plucked eyebrows questioningly. "Why? What?"

Zhou Mi looked somewhat embarrassed, still frowning at his darling boyfriend as he sent a dirty look his way. "Well basically he just told you to… fuck off and kill yourself." He explained, inching backwards as if he knew what would follow right after.

Kyuhyun could barely dodge the book that was thrown at him, along with some screeched curses and insults.

Two minutes later Heechul decided that it was actually useful to know that in Chinese, too. He even thanked Kyuhyun for it with a theatrical “you’re not always completely useless, after all!” But Kyuhyun knew him well enough to take it the right way.

The next quarter of an hour they spent repeating the words again and again until Heechul was confident enough he would remember them.




Zhou Mi had nearly endless patience. Kyuhyun would know, he had gotten private Chinese lessons (yes, sometimes they actually did study Chinese, even if most of the time they got distracted by other things) often enough to be well acquainted with the teacher side of Zhou Mi. He could repeat the same thing over and over again, never got annoyed by incompetent and bitchy students. At least, until Heechul came along.

“I give up! You’re not accepting anything I suggest!” Zhou Mi practically shot up from the bed, throwing his notepad down on the floor and the pen somewhere across the room without looking. He didn’t exactly look enraged or even really angry, but he was clearly frustrated and his cheeks were flushed from the slight agitation. A good look on him, Kyuhyun noted distantly, having stored away his game a while back. These two and their lesson were much more entertaining anyway.

“It’s because you only suggest sugary sweet mushy crap!” Heechul protested, and to be fair he had a point. Most of Zhou Mi’s suggestions had been like ripped straight from romantic teen-comedies or other sickeningly sweet movies he liked to watch from time to time. Not that Heechul didn’t enjoy the movies occasionally, he just didn’t exactly want to live one. Or make Hangeng laugh at him for using such lines. He huffed, lifting his chin challengingly to look at his teacher. “Seriously, is that how you got Kyuhyun spread his legs for you?”

“I did not!” Zhou Mi looked almost as scandalized as a moment before. He even had the decency to blush lightly – also a good look on him as Kyuhyun noted silently from his spectator’s spot on the floor. “Sugary sweet mushy crap is romantic, Chul! You should try it sometime.” Zhou Mi went on, rolling his eyes to demonstrate just how impossible his friend was.

“Romantic?” Heechul arched an eyebrow, turning to look at Kyuhyun questioningly. He knew that the younger man wasn’t exactly keen on sugary confessions of love. At least hadn’t been before that whirlwind of a Chinese fashion-addict had turned his lovelife upside down.

Right now, Kyuhyun just shrugged. “You get used to it.” He tried to aim for nonchalance, but the slow smile on his lips gave him away easily. Heechul rolled his eyes.




Other small tantrums and some reconciliation later, Zhou Mi was sitting on the bed again, having even retrieved his notepad and a new pen to show his good will. Kyuhyun was now sitting right beside the bed, his arms folded on the edge of the mattress and his chin resting on them. They were just close enough for Zhou Mi to brush over Kyuhyun’s hair absent-mindedly every now and then, for Kyuhyun to trace the seam of Zhou Mi’s trousers with his index finger. And other sickeningly sweet little gestures that Heechul found quite adorable, actually.

Kyuhyun had taken it upon himself to help the two with the language lessons, and although his suggestions had been more or less crap too (“You are more addictive than Tetris!” “…that sucks.” “I know.”) he was beginning to get the hang of it. At least, getting more towards the Heechul-approved lines.

They had been silent for a good moment, thinking of the next suggestion, when Kyuhyun suddenly broke into a line of Mandarin in a deep, almost seductive voice. "Geng yong li de gan wo." He purred, and although Heechul had no idea what it meant, he could already now throw a guess into the right direction.

Especially given by the way Zhou Mi blushed so deep it looked like his head would explode any second. "Oh... I didn't think you remembered that." He stuttered lowly, avoiding both Kyuhyun’s and Heechul’s eyes in favour of scribbling random patterns on his notebook.

Kyuhyun’s smirk was priceless, and he took the conscious effort to heave himself up from the floor and on the bed, only to lean closer to his still blushing boyfriend. He sneaked an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist, bringing his lips right next to his ear. "Of course I remember it when you moan it for me. Shui ru jiao rong." If Heechul’s eyes didn’t fail him, Kyuhyun’s hand was sneaking underneath Zhou Mi’s shirt already.

Zhou Mi shuddered, his eyes falling shut on their own and his lips slightly parted to let a gasp of air through. If nothing else, that at least got Heechul curious and his eyes were sparkling with enthusiasm as he bounced a little on his place. "What is it? C’mon, tell me!"

Kyuhyun smirked and rested his chin on Zhou Mi’s shoulder, obviously not intending on providing the translation. It took a moment of incoherent mumbling from the Chinese man, but finally he cleared his throat and looked up at Heechul. "Something along the lines of 'fuck me hard and make me yours'." He admitted, his blush deepening.

“Seasoning,” Heechul grinned, gesturing towards the notepad. “Write that down for me. Right now. We’ve found our winner.”




Kyuhyun’s suggestion turned out to be full of win. Heechul decided he had a new Chinese teacher and appeared for regular lessons much to Zhou Mi’s dismay and embarrassment. Especially when the lessons turned into show-and-tells of their sexlives more often than language practices.

Heechul learned a whole lot of practical Chinese. If practical Chinese meant the same as bedroom Chinese. And judging by the bottle of expensive champagne Hangeng bought for Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun, he wasn’t exactly against that progress.

Besides, Zhou Mi got a whole lot more willing to teach the new phrases when Kyuhyun promised they could always first practice them together in private, just the two of them.



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2276 words.

I know Zhou Mi probably isn’t that easy to embarrass, but he was otherwise distracted too. And Kyuhyun is a brat. That’s my excuse 8D

Now I’ll go back to the longer writing project that will be the end of me one of these days.


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Comments

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥

I only use my twitter to stalk some celebrities and occasionally spazz over HOW ZHOU MI IS SO ADORABLE/HOT/ANYTHING. But if you want we could be friends on twitter too XD I LOVE MIMI AND HIS FASHION-ADDICT-NESS ;___;♥ HE HAS MARIO STICKERS! AND ONE OF HIMSELF! AND HE SPELLED SJM IN STICKER LETTERS! AND AND AND ;____; I have no idea about fashion, I am such a juntti XD ...Jeffree Star? No idea XD *googles* OH. I see XDDDD

I KNOWWWW~ I have the same problem! I can speak fluently when I'm alone but if someone else hears it I suck... *sigh* I always firmly believed that sharing is caring 8D

*laughs* Your sentences always make me crack up XD eeeeeeee~ I don't know. Really. I don't know if it matters if I post two things so closely together? :/ ANGST!? D: OH NOEZ.

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

I originally (fuck, how did I miss-type that twice? XD I'm so tired again) used it for only stalking, too, but now most of my friends are on twitter and I just spam all pointless stuff there (and spazz about Mimi and SJ and piss of my followers XD) Sure, we can be twitter friends too XD But seriously, I update my twitter a million times a day and whine about how school is boring and I'm tired. Surprisingly enough, I have over 4000 tweets already XD *fails at life* Oh god, I just checked my tweets to see if they are so embarrassing I can't let you follow me, but uh, yeah XD Apparently my last tweet was about me noticing I had had my zipper down the whole day *laughs* Eh, I don't know a lot about fashion either, and I'm not that obsessed with it, since most of the time the stuff I see in fashion magazines etc. is horrible and I wonder why would anyone want to wear those things XD But some clothes (mostly the normal clothes in stores) are nice. And Alexander McQueen had some nice stuff. Haha, exactly XD He even has songs about Louis Vuitton. And he has the same bag an Mi XD That's why I'm lauging so much.

Yeah, it's so stupid. It makes people think I can't actually talk fluent English because I get nervous when I need to talk it and sound retarded. That's good 8D

I aim for that XD Or then I just do it accidentally. I don't know why I sound so dirty even without meaning it. Like, on the same day when I talked about blowjobs on train to you, I nearly tweeted: "i hope my friend won't get mad if i fall asleep on the train and forget to get off", then stared at it for a while looking pretty much like ":|||" before erasing it and deciding I don't need to say something like that XD I don't think so, I sometimes post stuff on two following days. I know D: And not even like, light angst but full-blown, will-make-you-sob kind of heavy angst :/ I suck, really.

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

No worries, I'm tired too XD I rarely tweet so I suppose I'm kind of boring x) But if you want to, I have the same damn username there too so it's not gonna be hard to find me XD hahaha it happens to all of us and there are worse things than zipper down XD I always thought most fashion looks absolutely horrible XD Buuut of course there is some nice stuff too. Aw Mimi shares the same bag with him XD

But it's good! *laughs* That now made me laugh too XD Being amused can only be good so it's not like it's bad. I promised imxaxreader not to post it yet since she has an important exam coming and she said she can't study if I post it x) Awwh D: YES YOU DO. NO ANGST, HAPPY, YOU HEAR ME: HAPPY!

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

Yay, let's be tired together XD This sucks for me, though, because I think I need to go get some blood tests done because of this ;___; Because I get anemic pretty often because I don't get enough iron and then I get really tired and dizzy so. Looks like I'm up for some iron tablets again *sigh* Rarely tweeting is better than what I do XD Sure, I'll look you up asap XD It happens to me way too often XD It's just the fashion shows and magazines, I think XD But Alexander McQueen really had some nice stuff, even in his fashion shows! He has some amazing shoes, even though they are all high heels and even I'm not queer enough to wear those but XD They're still really cool. Haha, he does, yes XD

I was hoping it would XD Haha, true. Damn her XD Okay, I have exams coming up too and I should be studying even now but... I'm a lazy shit. BUT D: I MUST, THE IDEAS ARE JUST COMING TO ME. I blame the other idea on this fic I read :/ Because I read it and was like "eh, that wasn't even sad, really. I could do better" and then the thought kinda stuck to me and now I gotta prove I can do better. Even if it means I'm going to write a suicide fic, which is a bad, bad, bad idea but. I must *sobs* Don't brick me, k? :(

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

I used to get anemic too but for some reason it's not bad anymore. I've even been able to donate blood! \o/ Iron tablets taste like shit. I hate them. Oookies! :3 haha I am not familiar with Alexander McQueen at all but maybe I should try to find something out. Oh and I just realized that if I want to write Mimi working in a fashion boutique I need to know something about fashion D: SHIT. haha no high heels for you? I like them, they make me look taller x)

I thankfully don't have any exams anymore really! \o/ Except for like, three. But those don't count. Good luck with yours! *cheers you on* BUT BUT BUT D: I won't brick you but I can't promise I'll be able to read the angst without permanently damaging my mental health ;____; I just had an idea I want to write into a fic. It's such a cliche too. Zhou Mi trying to work on something and Kyuhyun being a horny, clingy brat who nags at him until he gives him some attention. ...possible p0rn ensues. What a great plot! \o/

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

I get really anemic because I'm a vegetarian, plus I always forget to eat *laughs* Ha, I don't know if can't donate blood because I'm semi-gay and it's illegal to donate blood if you have "homosexual tendencies" or some shit. They do, and I have to take them twice a day for a month at least twice a year :/ You should google his shoes. They are really gorgeous. That's probably true D: I can help you a bit, if you want, even if I don't know much. No, not really XD I own three pairs though *hides* I've manned up *laughs* I couldn't wear high heels, even though they'd make me taller XD I wouldn't feel comfortable. I have been thinking about getting some nice boots with heels or something, though.

I have maths, chemistry, music, history, geography and Finnish next week :/ Thank you, I will need it! Um, I can't promise that ;___; The other one will be like... Sungmin being in love with Kyuhyun but Kyuhyun is all in love with Mi and then gets together with him and Sungmin gets really depressed and uh. Shit happens. But I have an idea for a really sweet suicide note? Something about Sungmin telling Kyuhyun that he can see that Mi loves him and that he should hold onto him, because Mi can and will make him the happiest man on earth. I still suck, but yeah. And the other one will be about me doing bad things to Mimi because I am a horrible person. Practically, they both will be about Kyuhyun unintentionally making people suffer because they love him. But it's not broken Qmi! Mimi is just a bit... fucked up. But the last sentence of it will be Mi saying "I just wanted to be perfect... For you" to Kyuhyun. Trust me to only know how to write pretty angst. Oh, that sounds like a good plan! Anything that is Qmi and porn is always good.

I think I'm gonna start working on one of the angst fics now :/ Feel free to brick me for torturing people *sobs*

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

That's pretty usual with vegetarians from what I've heard. But iron will fix it no problem :) Yeah, it's forbidden to donate if you ever had actual sex with a man *shrugs* It's a weird rule but well, nothing we can do. It's been ages since I was there last, I should go donate. And I shall google! You should make me a guide-post with some simple introductions to fashion XD I have a love/hate relationship with heels. And shoes in general. My feet are weird and it's hard to find comfy shoes.

Oh... that's quite a lot :/ But you'll survive, you're a clever boy! Trust me on that 8D Hm if it at least has non-angsty qmi I might be able to handle a depressed Sungmin but I don't know, wouldn't count on it XD SWEET? I don't know if a suicide note can be sweet but yeah x) I have a feeling I know how the second one will be. :( BUT ME CAN NO WRITE PROPER PORN. And I should write the Siwon/Mimi pron too and I should write... lots of things XD BUT WHY IS THIS THOUGHT NOW SO TEMPTING? D:

*cries* I'm just going to cry and be so pathetic you will magically want to write me happy porn fic afterwards to make it up for that ;____;

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's kind of common, it just gets really bad with me sometimes, like last summer when I nearly fainted every now and then and felt really queasy all the time. But iron makes it better, yeah :) Yeah. If I don't meet anyone until I'm 18, then I can still donate blood (too much information, I know *hides*), but I think I'm just gonna be a bitch and not donate anyways because I think that law is dumb and indicates that gay/bi/whatever guys don't know what condoms are and that a man and woman can't have butt sex. Oh well, such world *sigh* Yay 8D I can do that, yes XD I could just... List up some brands and what-not. I love shoes (why am I so stereotypical? XD), but my feet are a problem for me, too :/ My shoe size is between 41 and 43, and neither girls' or guys' have enough shoes that size. Always too small or too big :/

It is, especially since nearly all of them are difficult as hell for me. But yeah, I hope I'm clever enough x) The Qmi is happy, Sungmin is not XD I don't know, my angst is pretty bad, like really. I have some kind of thing for making my characters suffer a lot. Don't laugh at me, I write a lot of angst, sad things can be sweet/beautiful too XD If you put your money on eating disorders, you win I really don't know why I like writing fics where people have anorexia or bulimia *sobs* I'm a horrible person :/ YOU ARE A LIAR AND YOU KNOW IT. I should write a lot of things, too XD BECAUSE QMI IS A NEEDY PAIRING THAT WANTS ALL OF OUR ATTENTION D:

*cries too because fails at life* I'll finish that blowjob fic afterwards, okays? ;____; I just need to write this Mimi fic, at leat, because I'm stuck listening to Jeffree Star's Kiss It Better and it fits the mood of the fic so well and the song is beautiful in a really sad way.

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

*laughs* You do know you made me crack up, right? XD Nah, not too much information. The German dude I know on lj started talking about his weird sexual experiments with his best friend when I talked to him on msn for THE FIRST FRIGGIN' TIME. I am traumatized. Those details were too much XD ...but I think I can take a lot XD Well, technically if you look at it from a purely mathematical point of view gay men still carry more diseases on average than others. I'm not saying the rule is right, but they do have "proof" on it, if you just look at the statistics. Aw it'd be fun if you could do that helpful list or something XD haha I am SO useless! 41-43? You have bigger feet than me, then 8D My shoe size is barely 39.

I really meant it that I can try to help with chemistry (or maths...though it's hard via lj XD) if you need it :) Or with anything as long as I know something about the subject *laughs* I wrote a bit of angst sometimes but... yeah. Not much, I go for mush. And I was betting on eating disorders yes. Gosh why is it that my favorites are always the tall, thin ones and people write those fics of them. Seriously, the amount of anorexia fics there is about Die is ridiculous already! And Mimi's probably even thinner than he is :/ (tell me when I am boring you with babbles ok? XD but I just can't stop my other fandoms coming through occasionally) I AM NO LIAR D: I DO NOT LIKE MY P0RN AS MUCH AS I WANT TO. Oh shucks. QMI IS TOO GREEDY >:/ *writes some anyway*

Okay okay. I'm not going to stop you from making me cry ;___; but I am trying to make you feel guilty about it XD The blowjob fic sounds good! Was I supposed to write one too..? o__O My memory fails me. I should write down everything I'm supposed to write! And actually start some of them. Why can't I decide which one to work on? D:

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

Well, that's better than making you cringe/freak out XD Oh god, that sounds so bad XD Are all German people weird like that, because I used to have this one German friend and I hadn't talked to her in a long while and suddenly she just shows up and starts talking about how "your first time makes you a fully different person" and whatnot and I was just like uhh okay, I don't really care to hear that XD Haha, that's good XD I really don't find that many things too awkward/TMI, just so you know XD So I might not always realize if I've said too much. Well, yeah, I know but still. You can have tests done, I'm sure they do it to all the blood that is donated. My friend actually said that the only good explanation he can come up with is that people think that gay can transplant through blood XD Who knows. I can do it, though I don't know a lot XD But you gotta remember Yves Saint Laurent, Mimi likes it, since he has two YSL clutches 8D yes I'm a stalker and I know a YSL clutch when I see one XD My mom always said I, um, "kasvan maata pitkin" XD And that at least I have a good balance. Which is not true, but still XD

Okay, I'll see if there is something you could explain to me :) I think that 80% of what I have written up to date is angst. I fail at life. Well, yeah, it's easy to target the skinny ones :/ At first, I was going to use Ryeowook but then I got biased with Mi and this happened. (You don't bore me, don't worry XD And I probably go on and on about everything random, too) I LIKE IT A LOT, THOUGH D: IT IS >:/

You can't stop me anyways, probably ;___; I'll feel guilty anyways, for making Mimi sick and killing Sungmin XD I hope it really will be good. Uh, I guess so XD And it's always good to write some hot Qmi blowjob p0rn. There are too many ideas and fics to be done D: I have the same problem.

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

I'm easily amused, yes XD I don't know if they all are, I don't think they are though x) I have a lot of German friends on lj and though they all are huge besserwissers I don't think they're all that forthcoming x) Though some are. It's like, I don't get traumatized by it but I don't need to hear it too x) You don't find many things awkward? Good to know XD I was gonna complain to you about ...hm, ladies troubles a couple of days ago but then thought it might be too weird XD They do test the blood but HIV for example needs a couple of months to show in the scans *shrugs* I'm just repeating what the official explanation is though, I do think gay guys should be allowed to donate. haha he has two of them? XD That's good to know! I have no idea about these, really!

It is indeed easy to go for the skinny ones :/ I'm still not that big on angst but I do read it occasionally. (Good XD Just remember you can always go all "Marjo, shut the fuck up!" if you feel like it XD) YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE LOW STANDARDS D:

And now I don't even know what I was supposed to say, I'm too tired and braindead and unfocused and someone force me to sleep XD

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

That's good XD Probably not, we've just met the stranger ones x) Haha, good to know that x) Yeah, the same goes with me. I've been traumatized enough already, it can't go any worse XD But some things are just not necessary to hear. Well, not really XD Nah, I wouldn't mind, most of my friends are girls anyways so I've heard it all before XD Well, yeah. It's such a weird world *pout* Two, yes XD At least I think I've seen two different ones, plus at least four or five other clutches, but I could be wrong XD I know a bit, like a bunch of famous names/brands and which are more expensive/fancy than others, but that's pretty much it XD

Yeah, but it's like... pretty hard to write an anorexia fic about someone who looks healthy or even a bit chubby :/ I don't like to read it because it makes me sad but I like to write it because it's the only thing that comes effortlessly. (Okays, and you can always tell me to shut up, too XD) I DO NOT D:

That's okay XD I SHOULD BE RESTING TOO BUT I SEE THAT I AM NOT. Someone tell me to go to bed and watch a movie D:

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

I wonder what they think of Finns XD A friend of mine (from England) said all the Finns she knows are hyperactive and sunshiney XD I went all "o____O We're what?" XD hehe okay good to know x) I complain about severe pains exactly once a month so people around me get used to it soon XD *sigh* If only I could get fashion lessons from Mimi, I would be much more eager to learn!

You've got a point there XD I don't really like reading them that much. And I never tried writing them XD (Good! Not that I would XD) YES YOU DO! >:(

Did you finally go to bed and watch that movie? XD

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It would be interesting to know XD Haha, I would not say that of Finns XD I think we're grumpy and unsocial XD Or then it's just because I live in Turku *laughs* Complain all you want, I won't mind XD I would enjoy those lessons too!

Don't I always? XD I write way too much angst, really XD (Pfft, you suck XD) BUT I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS AND I ONLY LIKE A+ PORN D:

Um..... Will you believe me if I say yes? XD

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

I think too we're grumpy and unsocial in general XD Though somehow I always end up meeting the babbly people. Even when I go to the shop people come talk to me. Oh be prepared for some massive complaining then XD That'd be the best!

Yes, almost always at least XD YOU DO. You should write p0rn happy things! (I don't XD) THEN YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. mine is like... C- p0rn.

NO. Damn you XD I'd shoo you away but I'd miss you XD

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

I think almost every Finnish person would agree XD Haha, like me? XD Too many talkative grannies sit next to me in buses, no matter what I look like or how much I glare at every person who looks like they might sit next to me XD Sure, bring it on XD It would!

Pfft, always, always XD Happy p0rn, yes XD I'M WRITING TOO MUCH P0RN AS IT IS. I AM NOT D: Pfft, your porn is just as A+ as Mimi's butt.

Haha XD Yay, I'm irresistible and too precious to shoo away 8D

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

It's like in chemistry, similar solves similar. So babbly meets babbly XD Or something like that... I don't know! \o/ But I kinda even like talking with grannies so I don't mind.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH P0RN! TRUST ME. Awwwww Mimi's butt~ *dreams away*

You are. I'm not even kidding x)

And why am I always writing comments when I'm incoherent and sleepy and should get ready for school? XD

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

Ah, it must be XD For once, all this stuff proves very useful. At least for me XD I'm kind of really shy irl so I hate it when people come and talk to me *laughs* Especially when it makes me uncomfortable and couldn't care less about talking about the weather or something. Or maybe I'm just rude or something?

I TRUST YOU, YES. Mimi-butt is always relevant *dreamy sigh*

I can't remember what I'm supposed to be but I'll thank you anyways x)

I don't know, because I'm always incoherent and should go to bed when I reply you? XD It's payback

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

I'm a very weird mixture between shy and extroverted. Sometimes I have no problems talking to just about anyone and sometimes I run from people scared XD No consistency whatsoever! And you're not rude. It's sometimes just uncomfortable with strangers.

I KNOW. Awwwwh Mimibutt. And Mimibulge. Both are very, very relevant!

I don't remember either but it's not that big of a deal, is it? XD

Okay XD Sounds like a deal!

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Oh, that's kind of me, too! XD Like, once when I was at Robert's, some woman came to me and started asking me where would be the nearest tattoo parlour and I had no problem talking to her, but sometimes I just freak out when I need to be in social situations. I guess it depends on whether I can embarrass myself in the situation, and whether it matters or not, like if I never see the person again. I don't know, I'm weird XD Haha, thanks. I try to be gentlemanly, but yes. Sometimes I just freak out and don't want strange people talking to me.

Oh yes, both of them, very relevant. At least when you add Kyubulge and and Kyubutt into the equation

I guess not? XD

Sure! XD

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

You need to watch Mimi closely and you will learn how to be the perfect gentleman 8D I'm sure you're doing fine! ♥

OH YES. KYUBUTT IS SUCH A LOVELY THING. AS WELL AS KYUTHIGHS. NOMNOMTHIGHS. And I'd like to re-point out the Mimibulge 8D

Nah XD As long as we have fun!

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

That's a good idea, as always 8D I could put my stalking observation skills to a good use 8D thank you~ <3

ALL OF THOSE, YES 8D NOMNOMTHIGHS. AND OH, I LOVE ME SOME MIMIBULGE 8D especially when it's on display so generously. and with those legs *shot*

Haha, true XD

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

And now you have a good excuse to stalk Mimi! XD You can thank me later for giving you such a perfect alibi.

When I first saw that picture, I died. And stared at the long legs and the mimibulge for ages. He is impressive 8D AND COMBINED WITH KYUHYUN'S NOMNOMTHIGHS THAT IS HEAVEN.

[plastictear.livejournal.com]

Exactly, exactly! XD I will, I'm already thanking you now 8D Now I will become a perfect gentleman, too!

I died too ;___; ♥ Staring is only mandatory when facing a pic like that XD He is 8D Mimi-banana is no mini-banana (lame jokes, I has them). YES, THE PUREST HEAVEN. Those two ♥

[fonulyn.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! 8D But in the end it's all thanks to Mimi!

It's like your eyes stare no matter what you try! XD It's impossible to look away! *laughs* aw no one should even think that Mimi-banana is a mini-banana. I'm sure Kyuhyun would tell them otherwise 8D

WHY IS QMI SO ADDICTIVE? ;___;♥