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[fic] Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul – SJ(M) – Teach Me How – Oneshot
Title: Teach Me How
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Heechul has an amazing plan on how to spice up his lovelife. For that, he needs to recruit Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun for some help.
Comments: Uhm. I don’t speak any Chinese, so I made my Chinese friend translate all the Chinese phrases. If they say Beijing Duck or something equally random, it’s his fault and not mine, okay? I still figured he might be more reliable than Google Translate :/ I should seriously learn to say something more than “sweet and sour squirrel” in Chinese. Also, somehow whenever I write hanchul, Geng is magically missing and only appears in the end. I’m working on it.
Enjoy? :)
It was a perfectly peaceful morning. And it took only one word to shatter the silence in the whole building. “Seasoning!”
It was easy to notice Heechul had that tone in his voice. Yes, that tone. The very special I want something and you’d better not deny me or I will end you tone. He knew what he wanted and he knew he was going to get it. Simple as that.
That was nothing new, Zhou Mi had gotten used to that tone in Heechul’s voice already three weeks into knowing him. Hence he merely glanced up from the book he was reading when Heechul practically slammed through the door, grinning like the Cheshire cat. “There you are, Seasoning!”
Where else, Zhou Mi wanted to ask, it wasn’t like he spent much time elsewhere than on Kyuhyun’s bed, watching the younger man game or chatting with him or reading or… engaging in other activities together. He didn’t get the chance, though, not before Kyuhyun cut in from the floor where he was hunched with a controller, staring at the screen as he didn’t even pause his game. “Where else?”
Heechul simply waved him aside. “Beside the point.” He turned big, bright, eager eyes towards Zhou Mi, practically flopping down on the floor, on his knees, right in front of the Chinese man. “I need your help! I think my relationship could use a little bit of spicing up and I’ve been thinking of ways to impress Hannie and then I got this brilliant idea and you are exactly what I need!”
Zhou Mi’s eyes were almost comically wide as he stared at his friend like he had just lost his mind. This bit piqued even Kyuhyun’s interest and he tore away from his game, abandoning the controller on the floor as he scrambled up, tugging his jogging pants so they wouldn’t slide down too far, only exposing a slice of skin momentarily. He had furrowed his brows, almost possessively sliding an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist when he sat down next to him. “What do you need Zhou Mi for?” He sounded as suspicious as he looked. “I swear, if this is some dirty plan and I’m not included I’m going to –”
He didn’t get any further before Heechul cut him off with an impatient noise. “What are you, an idiot? I am not suggesting I’d snatch away your boyfriend for a dirty, hot threesome. Although come to think of it, it wouldn’t be such a bad idea, but I still think I can’t have Seasoning without you and…”
“Damn right you can’t!” Kyuhyun protested and it seemed like Heechul wanted to disagree, despite his earlier words, but the whole moment was broken when the person in question cut in quickly. “Heechul? Could you tell me what it is you want from me then?” Zhou Mi prodded gently with a smile, distracting Heechul from the conversation at hand. The way he placed his palm on Kyuhyun’s waist was very deliberate as well, visibly soothing the irrational flares of jealousy. Distantly Heechul noted that he had to hand it to Zhou Mi, the man was good at handling people around him. Almost as good as he was, that is. Or good in a different way.
With an exasperated sigh he rolled his eyes, struggling to get up from the floor to plop down on the bed as well. “Seasoning, you are absolutely adorable, but sometimes you are so dense I want to bash your head against a wall.” Heechul rolled his eyes, but there was clear affection laced in the words. He was ridiculously fond of the boy, that was no secret anyway.
They were still waiting and for a moment Heechul revelled in that, basked in the curiosity and knowing that he held the cards. Still, it was impossible to contain his enthusiasm as he spoke. "I want you to teach me Chinese!"
Half an hour later they were both still on the bed, Zhou Mi leaning against the wall with a notebook on his knees and Heechul lying on the mattress, his feet quite deliberately on Kyuhyun’s pillow. Not that Kyuhyun even really noticed, he had retreated back to his game with an eyeroll and muttered complaints about impossible idiots he had to deal with.
"How about I love you?" Zhou Mi suggested, tapping his cheek with the pencil he was holding. He looked absolutely adorable with his pursed lips and the thoughtful expression, and for a second Heechul considered cooing at him and pinching his cheeks, only to discard the idea as useless for now.
"I love you?” Heechul snorted, waving his hand dismissively as if that had been the worst suggestion in ages and didn’t even really qualify worthy an answer. “No, that's so boring. Anyone knows how to say that! I need something more unique. Something that’ll sweep Hankyung off his feet!" He grinned, an enthusiastic sparkle in his eyes. Zhou Mi resisted the urge to point out that there wasn’t really any need to do that, the man was a hopeless addict to begin with, but he knew Heechul would have none of his reasoning.
So he settled for trying to come up with something else.
After half an hour of futile attempts (“How about ‘Your eyes are beautiful.’? It would be a nice thing to say.” “Oh god where did you learn that mushy crap?” “Alright, how about ‘you are my destiny’?” “Eww.”) later, Zhou Mi was close to giving up, or alternately stabbing his pencil into Heechul’s eye.
It didn’t exactly help that Heechul was convinced Chinese was a language way beyond his grasp, something that he would never ever be able to learn. More than the obligatory ‘I love you’ that anyone could say, he added after one of his long rants about how Chinese is the stupidest language of all stupid languages. He was still determined to put his plan into action. He just didn’t accept any of the suggested lines to learn, or didn’t manage to pronounce them correctly.
Heechul was beginning to be as frustrated as his Chinese instructor, rolling on his back to look up at the ceiling. "Why is this all so difficult!” He whined theatrically, kicking Kyuhyun’s pillow down from the bed. It was the pillow’s fault, he was certain. Besides, it made him feel better, kind of. “Kyuhyun, tell me something easy." He rolled back over, staring at the younger man intently.
Kyuhyun was still sitting in front of the TV, the controller in hand and he didn’t even avert his eyes of the battle he was currently winning. "Gun kai. Si qu ba." He answered easily, releasing a small victory cry right after. “Jing la!”
"Oh that's easy. I could learn it." Heechul mused, but it only took a second for him to be distracted by the look on Zhou Mi’s face. He looked absolutely scandalized, staring at Kyuhyun from huge, disapproving eyes.
"Kyuhyun! Who taught you that!?" He demanded loudly, but there was no response from the floor, if one didn’t count the dismissive snort.
That piqued Heechul’s interest and he arched one of his perfectly plucked eyebrows questioningly. "Why? What?"
Zhou Mi looked somewhat embarrassed, still frowning at his darling boyfriend as he sent a dirty look his way. "Well basically he just told you to… fuck off and kill yourself." He explained, inching backwards as if he knew what would follow right after.
Kyuhyun could barely dodge the book that was thrown at him, along with some screeched curses and insults.
Two minutes later Heechul decided that it was actually useful to know that in Chinese, too. He even thanked Kyuhyun for it with a theatrical “you’re not always completely useless, after all!” But Kyuhyun knew him well enough to take it the right way.
The next quarter of an hour they spent repeating the words again and again until Heechul was confident enough he would remember them.
Zhou Mi had nearly endless patience. Kyuhyun would know, he had gotten private Chinese lessons (yes, sometimes they actually did study Chinese, even if most of the time they got distracted by other things) often enough to be well acquainted with the teacher side of Zhou Mi. He could repeat the same thing over and over again, never got annoyed by incompetent and bitchy students. At least, until Heechul came along.
“I give up! You’re not accepting anything I suggest!” Zhou Mi practically shot up from the bed, throwing his notepad down on the floor and the pen somewhere across the room without looking. He didn’t exactly look enraged or even really angry, but he was clearly frustrated and his cheeks were flushed from the slight agitation. A good look on him, Kyuhyun noted distantly, having stored away his game a while back. These two and their lesson were much more entertaining anyway.
“It’s because you only suggest sugary sweet mushy crap!” Heechul protested, and to be fair he had a point. Most of Zhou Mi’s suggestions had been like ripped straight from romantic teen-comedies or other sickeningly sweet movies he liked to watch from time to time. Not that Heechul didn’t enjoy the movies occasionally, he just didn’t exactly want to live one. Or make Hangeng laugh at him for using such lines. He huffed, lifting his chin challengingly to look at his teacher. “Seriously, is that how you got Kyuhyun spread his legs for you?”
“I did not!” Zhou Mi looked almost as scandalized as a moment before. He even had the decency to blush lightly – also a good look on him as Kyuhyun noted silently from his spectator’s spot on the floor. “Sugary sweet mushy crap is romantic, Chul! You should try it sometime.” Zhou Mi went on, rolling his eyes to demonstrate just how impossible his friend was.
“Romantic?” Heechul arched an eyebrow, turning to look at Kyuhyun questioningly. He knew that the younger man wasn’t exactly keen on sugary confessions of love. At least hadn’t been before that whirlwind of a Chinese fashion-addict had turned his lovelife upside down.
Right now, Kyuhyun just shrugged. “You get used to it.” He tried to aim for nonchalance, but the slow smile on his lips gave him away easily. Heechul rolled his eyes.
Other small tantrums and some reconciliation later, Zhou Mi was sitting on the bed again, having even retrieved his notepad and a new pen to show his good will. Kyuhyun was now sitting right beside the bed, his arms folded on the edge of the mattress and his chin resting on them. They were just close enough for Zhou Mi to brush over Kyuhyun’s hair absent-mindedly every now and then, for Kyuhyun to trace the seam of Zhou Mi’s trousers with his index finger. And other sickeningly sweet little gestures that Heechul found quite adorable, actually.
Kyuhyun had taken it upon himself to help the two with the language lessons, and although his suggestions had been more or less crap too (“You are more addictive than Tetris!” “…that sucks.” “I know.”) he was beginning to get the hang of it. At least, getting more towards the Heechul-approved lines.
They had been silent for a good moment, thinking of the next suggestion, when Kyuhyun suddenly broke into a line of Mandarin in a deep, almost seductive voice. "Geng yong li de gan wo." He purred, and although Heechul had no idea what it meant, he could already now throw a guess into the right direction.
Especially given by the way Zhou Mi blushed so deep it looked like his head would explode any second. "Oh... I didn't think you remembered that." He stuttered lowly, avoiding both Kyuhyun’s and Heechul’s eyes in favour of scribbling random patterns on his notebook.
Kyuhyun’s smirk was priceless, and he took the conscious effort to heave himself up from the floor and on the bed, only to lean closer to his still blushing boyfriend. He sneaked an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist, bringing his lips right next to his ear. "Of course I remember it when you moan it for me. Shui ru jiao rong." If Heechul’s eyes didn’t fail him, Kyuhyun’s hand was sneaking underneath Zhou Mi’s shirt already.
Zhou Mi shuddered, his eyes falling shut on their own and his lips slightly parted to let a gasp of air through. If nothing else, that at least got Heechul curious and his eyes were sparkling with enthusiasm as he bounced a little on his place. "What is it? C’mon, tell me!"
Kyuhyun smirked and rested his chin on Zhou Mi’s shoulder, obviously not intending on providing the translation. It took a moment of incoherent mumbling from the Chinese man, but finally he cleared his throat and looked up at Heechul. "Something along the lines of 'fuck me hard and make me yours'." He admitted, his blush deepening.
“Seasoning,” Heechul grinned, gesturing towards the notepad. “Write that down for me. Right now. We’ve found our winner.”
Kyuhyun’s suggestion turned out to be full of win. Heechul decided he had a new Chinese teacher and appeared for regular lessons much to Zhou Mi’s dismay and embarrassment. Especially when the lessons turned into show-and-tells of their sexlives more often than language practices.
Heechul learned a whole lot of practical Chinese. If practical Chinese meant the same as bedroom Chinese. And judging by the bottle of expensive champagne Hangeng bought for Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun, he wasn’t exactly against that progress.
Besides, Zhou Mi got a whole lot more willing to teach the new phrases when Kyuhyun promised they could always first practice them together in private, just the two of them.
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2276 words.
I know Zhou Mi probably isn’t that easy to embarrass, but he was otherwise distracted too. And Kyuhyun is a brat. That’s my excuse 8D
Now I’ll go back to the longer writing project that will be the end of me one of these days.
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Plus, the archive.
Author:
fonulynRating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Heechul has an amazing plan on how to spice up his lovelife. For that, he needs to recruit Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun for some help.
Comments: Uhm. I don’t speak any Chinese, so I made my Chinese friend translate all the Chinese phrases. If they say Beijing Duck or something equally random, it’s his fault and not mine, okay? I still figured he might be more reliable than Google Translate :/ I should seriously learn to say something more than “sweet and sour squirrel” in Chinese. Also, somehow whenever I write hanchul, Geng is magically missing and only appears in the end. I’m working on it.
Enjoy? :)
It was a perfectly peaceful morning. And it took only one word to shatter the silence in the whole building. “Seasoning!”
It was easy to notice Heechul had that tone in his voice. Yes, that tone. The very special I want something and you’d better not deny me or I will end you tone. He knew what he wanted and he knew he was going to get it. Simple as that.
That was nothing new, Zhou Mi had gotten used to that tone in Heechul’s voice already three weeks into knowing him. Hence he merely glanced up from the book he was reading when Heechul practically slammed through the door, grinning like the Cheshire cat. “There you are, Seasoning!”
Where else, Zhou Mi wanted to ask, it wasn’t like he spent much time elsewhere than on Kyuhyun’s bed, watching the younger man game or chatting with him or reading or… engaging in other activities together. He didn’t get the chance, though, not before Kyuhyun cut in from the floor where he was hunched with a controller, staring at the screen as he didn’t even pause his game. “Where else?”
Heechul simply waved him aside. “Beside the point.” He turned big, bright, eager eyes towards Zhou Mi, practically flopping down on the floor, on his knees, right in front of the Chinese man. “I need your help! I think my relationship could use a little bit of spicing up and I’ve been thinking of ways to impress Hannie and then I got this brilliant idea and you are exactly what I need!”
Zhou Mi’s eyes were almost comically wide as he stared at his friend like he had just lost his mind. This bit piqued even Kyuhyun’s interest and he tore away from his game, abandoning the controller on the floor as he scrambled up, tugging his jogging pants so they wouldn’t slide down too far, only exposing a slice of skin momentarily. He had furrowed his brows, almost possessively sliding an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist when he sat down next to him. “What do you need Zhou Mi for?” He sounded as suspicious as he looked. “I swear, if this is some dirty plan and I’m not included I’m going to –”
He didn’t get any further before Heechul cut him off with an impatient noise. “What are you, an idiot? I am not suggesting I’d snatch away your boyfriend for a dirty, hot threesome. Although come to think of it, it wouldn’t be such a bad idea, but I still think I can’t have Seasoning without you and…”
“Damn right you can’t!” Kyuhyun protested and it seemed like Heechul wanted to disagree, despite his earlier words, but the whole moment was broken when the person in question cut in quickly. “Heechul? Could you tell me what it is you want from me then?” Zhou Mi prodded gently with a smile, distracting Heechul from the conversation at hand. The way he placed his palm on Kyuhyun’s waist was very deliberate as well, visibly soothing the irrational flares of jealousy. Distantly Heechul noted that he had to hand it to Zhou Mi, the man was good at handling people around him. Almost as good as he was, that is. Or good in a different way.
With an exasperated sigh he rolled his eyes, struggling to get up from the floor to plop down on the bed as well. “Seasoning, you are absolutely adorable, but sometimes you are so dense I want to bash your head against a wall.” Heechul rolled his eyes, but there was clear affection laced in the words. He was ridiculously fond of the boy, that was no secret anyway.
They were still waiting and for a moment Heechul revelled in that, basked in the curiosity and knowing that he held the cards. Still, it was impossible to contain his enthusiasm as he spoke. "I want you to teach me Chinese!"
Half an hour later they were both still on the bed, Zhou Mi leaning against the wall with a notebook on his knees and Heechul lying on the mattress, his feet quite deliberately on Kyuhyun’s pillow. Not that Kyuhyun even really noticed, he had retreated back to his game with an eyeroll and muttered complaints about impossible idiots he had to deal with.
"How about I love you?" Zhou Mi suggested, tapping his cheek with the pencil he was holding. He looked absolutely adorable with his pursed lips and the thoughtful expression, and for a second Heechul considered cooing at him and pinching his cheeks, only to discard the idea as useless for now.
"I love you?” Heechul snorted, waving his hand dismissively as if that had been the worst suggestion in ages and didn’t even really qualify worthy an answer. “No, that's so boring. Anyone knows how to say that! I need something more unique. Something that’ll sweep Hankyung off his feet!" He grinned, an enthusiastic sparkle in his eyes. Zhou Mi resisted the urge to point out that there wasn’t really any need to do that, the man was a hopeless addict to begin with, but he knew Heechul would have none of his reasoning.
So he settled for trying to come up with something else.
After half an hour of futile attempts (“How about ‘Your eyes are beautiful.’? It would be a nice thing to say.” “Oh god where did you learn that mushy crap?” “Alright, how about ‘you are my destiny’?” “Eww.”) later, Zhou Mi was close to giving up, or alternately stabbing his pencil into Heechul’s eye.
It didn’t exactly help that Heechul was convinced Chinese was a language way beyond his grasp, something that he would never ever be able to learn. More than the obligatory ‘I love you’ that anyone could say, he added after one of his long rants about how Chinese is the stupidest language of all stupid languages. He was still determined to put his plan into action. He just didn’t accept any of the suggested lines to learn, or didn’t manage to pronounce them correctly.
Heechul was beginning to be as frustrated as his Chinese instructor, rolling on his back to look up at the ceiling. "Why is this all so difficult!” He whined theatrically, kicking Kyuhyun’s pillow down from the bed. It was the pillow’s fault, he was certain. Besides, it made him feel better, kind of. “Kyuhyun, tell me something easy." He rolled back over, staring at the younger man intently.
Kyuhyun was still sitting in front of the TV, the controller in hand and he didn’t even avert his eyes of the battle he was currently winning. "Gun kai. Si qu ba." He answered easily, releasing a small victory cry right after. “Jing la!”
"Oh that's easy. I could learn it." Heechul mused, but it only took a second for him to be distracted by the look on Zhou Mi’s face. He looked absolutely scandalized, staring at Kyuhyun from huge, disapproving eyes.
"Kyuhyun! Who taught you that!?" He demanded loudly, but there was no response from the floor, if one didn’t count the dismissive snort.
That piqued Heechul’s interest and he arched one of his perfectly plucked eyebrows questioningly. "Why? What?"
Zhou Mi looked somewhat embarrassed, still frowning at his darling boyfriend as he sent a dirty look his way. "Well basically he just told you to… fuck off and kill yourself." He explained, inching backwards as if he knew what would follow right after.
Kyuhyun could barely dodge the book that was thrown at him, along with some screeched curses and insults.
Two minutes later Heechul decided that it was actually useful to know that in Chinese, too. He even thanked Kyuhyun for it with a theatrical “you’re not always completely useless, after all!” But Kyuhyun knew him well enough to take it the right way.
The next quarter of an hour they spent repeating the words again and again until Heechul was confident enough he would remember them.
Zhou Mi had nearly endless patience. Kyuhyun would know, he had gotten private Chinese lessons (yes, sometimes they actually did study Chinese, even if most of the time they got distracted by other things) often enough to be well acquainted with the teacher side of Zhou Mi. He could repeat the same thing over and over again, never got annoyed by incompetent and bitchy students. At least, until Heechul came along.
“I give up! You’re not accepting anything I suggest!” Zhou Mi practically shot up from the bed, throwing his notepad down on the floor and the pen somewhere across the room without looking. He didn’t exactly look enraged or even really angry, but he was clearly frustrated and his cheeks were flushed from the slight agitation. A good look on him, Kyuhyun noted distantly, having stored away his game a while back. These two and their lesson were much more entertaining anyway.
“It’s because you only suggest sugary sweet mushy crap!” Heechul protested, and to be fair he had a point. Most of Zhou Mi’s suggestions had been like ripped straight from romantic teen-comedies or other sickeningly sweet movies he liked to watch from time to time. Not that Heechul didn’t enjoy the movies occasionally, he just didn’t exactly want to live one. Or make Hangeng laugh at him for using such lines. He huffed, lifting his chin challengingly to look at his teacher. “Seriously, is that how you got Kyuhyun spread his legs for you?”
“I did not!” Zhou Mi looked almost as scandalized as a moment before. He even had the decency to blush lightly – also a good look on him as Kyuhyun noted silently from his spectator’s spot on the floor. “Sugary sweet mushy crap is romantic, Chul! You should try it sometime.” Zhou Mi went on, rolling his eyes to demonstrate just how impossible his friend was.
“Romantic?” Heechul arched an eyebrow, turning to look at Kyuhyun questioningly. He knew that the younger man wasn’t exactly keen on sugary confessions of love. At least hadn’t been before that whirlwind of a Chinese fashion-addict had turned his lovelife upside down.
Right now, Kyuhyun just shrugged. “You get used to it.” He tried to aim for nonchalance, but the slow smile on his lips gave him away easily. Heechul rolled his eyes.
Other small tantrums and some reconciliation later, Zhou Mi was sitting on the bed again, having even retrieved his notepad and a new pen to show his good will. Kyuhyun was now sitting right beside the bed, his arms folded on the edge of the mattress and his chin resting on them. They were just close enough for Zhou Mi to brush over Kyuhyun’s hair absent-mindedly every now and then, for Kyuhyun to trace the seam of Zhou Mi’s trousers with his index finger. And other sickeningly sweet little gestures that Heechul found quite adorable, actually.
Kyuhyun had taken it upon himself to help the two with the language lessons, and although his suggestions had been more or less crap too (“You are more addictive than Tetris!” “…that sucks.” “I know.”) he was beginning to get the hang of it. At least, getting more towards the Heechul-approved lines.
They had been silent for a good moment, thinking of the next suggestion, when Kyuhyun suddenly broke into a line of Mandarin in a deep, almost seductive voice. "Geng yong li de gan wo." He purred, and although Heechul had no idea what it meant, he could already now throw a guess into the right direction.
Especially given by the way Zhou Mi blushed so deep it looked like his head would explode any second. "Oh... I didn't think you remembered that." He stuttered lowly, avoiding both Kyuhyun’s and Heechul’s eyes in favour of scribbling random patterns on his notebook.
Kyuhyun’s smirk was priceless, and he took the conscious effort to heave himself up from the floor and on the bed, only to lean closer to his still blushing boyfriend. He sneaked an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist, bringing his lips right next to his ear. "Of course I remember it when you moan it for me. Shui ru jiao rong." If Heechul’s eyes didn’t fail him, Kyuhyun’s hand was sneaking underneath Zhou Mi’s shirt already.
Zhou Mi shuddered, his eyes falling shut on their own and his lips slightly parted to let a gasp of air through. If nothing else, that at least got Heechul curious and his eyes were sparkling with enthusiasm as he bounced a little on his place. "What is it? C’mon, tell me!"
Kyuhyun smirked and rested his chin on Zhou Mi’s shoulder, obviously not intending on providing the translation. It took a moment of incoherent mumbling from the Chinese man, but finally he cleared his throat and looked up at Heechul. "Something along the lines of 'fuck me hard and make me yours'." He admitted, his blush deepening.
“Seasoning,” Heechul grinned, gesturing towards the notepad. “Write that down for me. Right now. We’ve found our winner.”
Kyuhyun’s suggestion turned out to be full of win. Heechul decided he had a new Chinese teacher and appeared for regular lessons much to Zhou Mi’s dismay and embarrassment. Especially when the lessons turned into show-and-tells of their sexlives more often than language practices.
Heechul learned a whole lot of practical Chinese. If practical Chinese meant the same as bedroom Chinese. And judging by the bottle of expensive champagne Hangeng bought for Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun, he wasn’t exactly against that progress.
Besides, Zhou Mi got a whole lot more willing to teach the new phrases when Kyuhyun promised they could always first practice them together in private, just the two of them.
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2276 words.
I know Zhou Mi probably isn’t that easy to embarrass, but he was otherwise distracted too. And Kyuhyun is a brat. That’s my excuse 8D
Now I’ll go back to the longer writing project that will be the end of me one of these days.
Feel free to add our journal if you like the stories!
Plus, the archive.
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Haha, it's okay x) You just make them your own XD Noooo, don't kill anyone ;____; Anything else, even something like rape, but... I've read/wrote too much death!fics lately *wails*
Yeah, with those three, spanking is just given
in more senses than just oneXD That's true, people are too loyal to HanChul *laughs* but Sihan is pretty common, too. Sure, here you go 8D oh Henrytrue, true XD I think that maybe a year ago, I could've done it too, but now I'm not that flexible anymore. I can't even do the split properly *sobs*Oh yes. That's why he helps out Kyubb and Mimi in my STILL NOT FINISHED bj fic. Someone force me to finish it.no subject
I don't wanna kill them either ;___; since this is supposed to be a happy fic, overall! but but but it needs some drama. No character death or abusive relationships though D: *wails with you*
*laughs* True, true XD Those spankers. Pfft I still want some Geng/Mi but people are too hung up on the two main Geng pairings XD Though I managed to talk a friend into writing me a fic with them! \o/ Even though she's a HanChul fan! Now I think I owe her fic though. *watches gif on repeat* oh Henry ♥
I've never ever been flexible so I won't even try XDHe does? AW HE IS SO HELPFUL 8D *FORCES YOU* FINISH IT >:( AND FORCE ME TO FINISH SOMETHING TOO D:no subject
even I doXD It would x) I FOUND A HENWOOK COMM HERE 8D There was p0rn, I was happy XD Yes, unfortunately. I'm a sinner XD It does! \o/Why is writing so hard D: Ummm but. Maybe. *thinks really hard to come up with a random, crappy idea* Mimi gets drunk at some party they're all at, makes out with Siwon who is also wasted and umm :| Kyubb doesn't know about it but it makes Mimi feel guilty and sad and then he tells Kyubb about it who is all omg-mimi-wae and angry and jealous and uh. Goes to Siwon and starts yelling and whatnot and gets knocked out in the end because he doesn't listen to Siwon trying to apologize and makes him angry too? And Mimi will tend to his black eye and split lip and grovel and make it up with some great sex and everyone's happy except maybe it will be awkward for Kyubb and Siwon and please make me stop writing this shitty idea that should never come to be *shot*
They just are like that XD That's true XD No one sees the great potential in Geng/Mimi. Oh, you did! That's good 8D Even more fics to write, then XD I died when I saw that gif for the first time, he's just precious ♥
I'm a ninja, I've never done any sports but I'm super flexible XDHE IS 8D Notices how Kyubb is in pain and decides to be a good hyung XD Henry just laughs at them, bad maknae. I WILL, I WILL D: WELL, I CAN DO THAT TOO.no subject
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you know that might even work! Since Siwon is Mimi's ex-boyfriend and I was going to add some jealousy in. So maybe it could be stretched even further and be turned into something like this. Hmm~ Except I'm not sure if Siwon would hit anyone for real XD He seems to be too peace-loving for that. THANK YOU BB~ ♥ I can work something from it! \o/
People should! That's a good pairing and I think the world needs some Geng/Mi :( And it is so gonna be good 8D I am so sure of it. haha, but I will die with all these fics to write XD Henry's lips are addictive.
damn I am envious XDKyubb can be happy he has such attentive people around him, who are always trying to be helpful! And of course Mimi obliges! *POKES YOU AGAIN* ARE YOU FINISHING IT? *coughs* let's ignore the fact that I'm not writing anything...no subject
You actually liked the idea? XD I just wrote whatever came to my mind for the sake of just thinking of an idea. But yeah, it's kind of hard to think of a reason why Siwon would punch anyone, even an angry Kyubb XD Maybe Kyubb is a failure and manages to knock himself out? XD YOU'RE WELCOME~ for my crappy idea XD Go, rape and mangle it! XD
The world definitely needs some of if :( I'm sure too 8D Well, me too, but isn't it an honourable way to go? XD They are! I love them ;___;
Haha, don't be XDYes, and he should respect Sungmin instead of just being snarky at him. *POKES BACK* I'M NOT D: I'M WRITING OTHER STUFF BECAUSE I SUCK IN A REALLY BAD WAY. *grumbles* :(no subject
Yeah XD haha see, I told you that it helps already if you just babble! I'm kind of mutilating the idea though XD And how do you see inside my head!? >:( I was thinking too that Kyubb is a failure and manages to just knock himself a black eye. Let's see 8D
And the only Geng/Mi I'm writing doesn't end well for them :/ Darnit. Maybe I should write Geng/Mi p0rn. Yes. It is a honourable way to go, definitely XD
He should XD WELL I'M NOT WRITING ANYTHING SO I SUCK MORE!no subject
My babbling is always helpful and useful, then XD Haha, that's okay XD I'm super awesome like that! It sounds like something Kyubb would do XD Try to take a swing at Siwon and when Siwon dodges, Kyuhyun falls face-first over a bench or into a door.
The world is such a cruel place :| YOU SHOULD 8D *encourages* The best way, really XD Although I think I might be able to pull through, even with five simultaneously written fics! Okay, I got one of them pretty much done now, but still XD Next is your threesome!
WE CAN JUST SUCK TOGETHER. And pretend that didn't sound weird. Like everything I say XDno subject
Oh but it is! XD I have some kind of an idea about it already. But then I ended up writing this one p0rn fic with spanking. And Kyubb is going to be so embarrassed in that one! I don't know if I should feel sorry for him or laugh at him XD
OKAY *adds to list* I SHALL WRITE GENG/MI P0RN. But first I shall finish these qmi p0rns I have everywhere, I think XD Whoo! You are good ;D And I am SO looking forward to the threesome! (that sounded kind of wrong)
OF COURSE! *SUCKS WITH YOU* ...and totally not in a weird way XDno subject
Pfft, plot, what is that? XD You're welcome 8D Fluff is nice too XD Oh, KangTeuk is nice, there just is so little of good
p0rnfic of them D8 I can recommend some, though. Aww, thanks. You are too ;) Yes, I'll do that XD Here's some sweaty Kyubb to motivate you and just because I feel like sharing all this awesome stuff I find.GOOD, YOU DO THAT. Hmm, maybe that would be for the best XD Sure am ;D I hope I won't let you down with it! (Haha, everything we say sounds wrong and overly sexual)
we do everything the weird way XDI WANT TO SHARE MY OVER-P0RNED STATE WITH YOU, SO HAVE SOME SHIRTLESS SJ.
Shisus
Sungmin jfc
Teukie ;__;
Mimi has his clothes on but holy fucking shit, idek
Kyubb, laugh if you get it
Some more Kyubb to melt your brain
Mimilegs and Mimismile
Shamelessly spamming Mimi
And finally... The reason why I have lived on this planet for nearly 17 years
God yes. I had fun spamming, but I think my brain re-melted and I gotta scoop it up from my brother's keyboard so he won't kill me XD Though he might kill me anyways, when he sees that I saved a shitton of SJ p0rn on his computer and plan to make a picture, uh, kollaasi out of them and using it as his wallpaper XD I will so childish, but... I guess it's okay? XD I'm just trying to make him come out of the closet and admit that he doesn't find Zhou Mi or Henry or anyone of them ugly of big nosed, but hot and very drool-worthy. I'm just doing good deeds.
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Plot is overrated at times XD But yes, if you have some recommendations, yes please! :D AND WHY IS SWEATY KYUBB LINK NOT WORKING ANYMORE!?!? I hope I saved it before. I might've. AND HERE'S SOME KYU TO MAKE UP FOR THAT:
Oh trust me, you won't let me down as long as you get them done sometime this century XD Then again I am so slow too that I shouldn't say anything *laughs*
The links don't work really anymore but these I KNOW I saved so yes XD I enjoyed it very, very much, thank you! ♥ Here, have this in return;
haha my brother would so kill me for that XD But brothers are like that! It's nothing to worry about *laughs* And yes yes you should force him out of the closet. Like, now.
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Plot is always overrated XD Sure x) SFKDGFKGFKGFK WHAT IS AIR OH GOD ILU. *RIGHT CLICK + SAVE FOREVER* KYUBB, WAE YOU LIKE THIS? ;_________;
I might manage to write them during this century XD I'm debating whether I should write my bj fic now, I sorta feel like it x) We can be slow together XD
DSJKFODJDKFDJKGDFGJKDJKFDJK I CAN'T EVEN. WAE? I AM DROOLING ON MY KEYBOARD SO MUCH RN ;_____;
would it be TMI if I said that I am dying to bite his neck? *shot* I think I give away some things by putting biting in all of my fics XD *shot again*I never got to make a wallpaper, but I downloaded the pics and he saw them but didn't say anything XD Then I forced him to look at some pictures of Amber and he just said she's a dude and has a flat chest and told me that a woman should look like a woman and I tried to punch him XD But I think it's wrong to say stuff like that D: A woman is a woman even if she shaved her head and had no breasts at all *grumbles* I should, yes. He always says that all the guys I fancy are ugly and gay, and even though I'm no psychologist, I know that people who say stuff like that don't often actually think that way x) And he's so much like me, and just this weekend he told me that he has more songs from SHINee than I do and that he has all their songs and I just laughed at him XD
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If you feel like it, you should go for it! And tell me which one of the million fics I should try to work on a bit now that I swore I won't do schoolwork today XD
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE! I swear I saved that picture twice just because it's so hot XD HIS EYES! HIS NOSE! HIS LIPS!
haha you can feel free to say anything you want XD and I must agree. what a beautiful neck! I wanna be a vampire 8DI kind of wanna make wallpapers now... of Kyubb and Mimi and them both together. Why am I so uncreative these days? XD I used to punch out wallpapers so easily. haha aww your brother is mean! *pats* You know better, focus on that. My brother says that half of the men I like are too feminine and gay XD But he doesn't judge me for liking it, it's just that his taste in men is so different x) And yes he is straight but we still discuss his hypothetical taste in men. So he's a SHINee fan? XD
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Hurr I can't remember what we were talking about but presumably one of my million fics XD Hmm, I'm a bit late with my reply, aren't I? XD
I'M GLAD. I always do that when I want to make sure I actually saved the photo XD HIS EVERYTHING.
you'll regret that, I swear XD Oh yes 8D His neck is gorgeous, really ;___; So long. And his collarbones, oh god. They are so prominent and pretty and skdkf *dies*That's a good idea 8D Hmm, I cannot say? XD I never do anything, I don't have the skills *laughs* He is, he keeps saying Mimi's nose is a huge coat hanger :( And he said he has better legs than Mimi. Such lies, my brother isn't even as tall as Mi. He might be as skinny, though. Yeah, I'll do that. My friend says that too XD He says all the k-pop guys look like girls, even though I really can't see it. Like, I showed him this picture of Infinite's Dongwoo (to prove that Dongwoo is a guy after showing my friend a gif of him dressed as a girl) and he said Dongwoo doesn't look like a man, but just some... rekkalesbo o___o Haha, that sounds cool x) I think a true straight man should be able to discuss stuff like that, it just proves you're confident in your own sexuality. I guess so XD He doesn't remember their names or anything, he just likes their music, though.
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I have no idea what we're talking about either *laughs* Doesn't matter!
I have some doubles and triples and yeah. Who cares XD
I WILL NOT! XD say whatever you please! and man kyuhyun's neck ;______; a source for so many fetishesI made some wallpapers! \o/ Qmi ones! And Kyuhyun ones. And a lone Wookie too XD Plus a couple of Siwon's. MIMI'S NOSE IS BEAUTIFUL! ;_____; And no offense, but I don't think your brother has legs like Mimi's. Mimi's are epic. haha now I can only think about rekkalesbo while looking at the picture so ... XD I think so too! Anyone should be able to discuss those things. But my brother is just that cool XD heh okay.
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It seems like we take so long to answer each other's massive comments that we forget half of the things we were conversing about *laughs*
Yeah, as long as you have at least one XD
SO YOU SAY XD I will, then. His neck is gorgeous, especially when you can see his Adam's apple ;___; Oh yes, so many I can't even countOh, you did? \o/ I can't say I'm surprised, but not that I mind, Qmi and Kyuhyun are always relevant XD And Wookie too. And Siwon. IT IS, IT'S GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL AND JUST PERFECT ;____; Haha, he doesn't XD No one can beat Mimi in legginess. It tainted your mind too? XD Yeah, everyone should. He certainly sounds like he is XD