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rabenhorst ([personal profile] rabenhorst) wrote2011-01-26 02:24 pm

[fic] Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi – SJM – Anyone can cook soup – probably even Kyuhyun – Oneshot

Title: Anyone can cook soup – probably even Kyuhyun
Author: [livejournal.com profile] fonulyn
Rating: PG13 (bad language?)
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Kyuhyun does not cook. Except for a very, very good reason. He supposes that Zhou Mi counts as one. Also, Heechul is being a pain.
Comments:
I BLAME [livejournal.com profile] applesnapple412 (aka @kyukyumilktea) and that she tweeted this. I was sitting here completely prepared to do some schoolwork or work on one of the other seven fics I have unfinished but then suddenly all I could see in my mind was Kyuhyun in that stupid apron and omg ;___; no. Also Zhou Mi needs love and Kyuhyun gives him some, hur hur hur. Aka 1438 words of nonsense 8D Just… enjoy?




“No. I do not cook.”

Kyuhyun sounds stern and he definitely means it. He does not cook, not after he nearly burned down the whole kitchen and only Heechul’s quick reflexes and a fire extinguisher saved them all from a horrible death (“What the hell is that godawful smell, Kyuhyun? WHY IS THE PAN ON FIRE!?”). All except for the frying pan. Kyuhyun hadn’t even known that metal could bend into such interesting shapes and form modern art with some rice and vegetables. Or whatever he had put into that mix that ended up being The Most Horribly Failed Attempt to Cook. He could’ve made it to the Guinness book of world records with that, he is certain.

After that he hadn’t cooked. And no one had even asked him to. Unless one counts the time when he successfully opened the plastic wrapping from around a frozen pizza and shoved it into the oven. Though arguably it doesn’t really count. He would’ve burned the pizza even then had it not been for Henry, who coincidentally happened to notice the soon-to-be-burned food in the oven and salvaged it before it was too late.

Long story short, Kyuhyun does not cook. Not even when there is the world’s most brilliant puppy-dog look directed straight at him, sweet lips pursed to a pout and big clear eyes blinking, begging for him to say ‘yes’. Not even when a theatrical “aw buuut Kui Xian I’m sick!” is thrown at him – goddamn it! It should be illegal for a grown man to be so friggin’ adorable.

“That was a low blow!” Kyuhyun rolls his eyes and puffs out an irritated grunt. “Fine. What do you want.”

It also should be illegal for a single “Soup!” to sound so happy and cheery. Especially when Zhou Mi really is sick and sounds like he can’t really even breathe, much less properly eat.

Resigned to his fate, Kyuhyun wraps Zhou Mi into a thick blanket and orders him to stay on the couch, before vanishing into the kitchen.


--



“What is going on here?” Heechul looks suspicious as he walks in, eyeing the human spring roll on the couch. “Who is making all that noise in the kitchen?” No one should even be here right now to his knowledge, well except for him and Zhou Mi and neither of them is doing the cooking, obviously.

“I’m sick,” Zhou Mi announces theatrically, like it’s big news considering how his nose is fiery red and his whole face is flushed, not to mention his voice sounding like a mixture between a creaking door and someone pretending to be sick in a bad romantic comedy. “I didn’t want to be alone so Kui Xian told me to come over and – ”

“No shit, Sherlock. I can see you’re sick and okay Kyuhyun asked you over, but – ”

“Oh he didn’t really ask me over. It was more like ‘Zhou Mi if you show your gangly limbs here and try to make me sick too I’m going to throw you out of the window’ but he took some time off and I knew he meant it as ‘please come over I want to take care of you’ so I – ”

“Fine.” Heechul rolls his eyes and cuts off the feverish babbling with a hand gesture (it was getting quite headache-inducing to try and decipher that gibberish anyway), although it is getting increasingly more difficult to hold back his grin. Oh he has such a good taste in friends. Plus he’s trained his Seasoning well. “So you came here to be pampered. But what is Kyuhyun doing? Getting you ice cream?” That would be the only logical reason why he’d be in the kitchen.

“Oh he is making me soup!” Zhou Mi’s eyes look a bit clearer at that, and for a second he doesn’t look sick at all, only happy. Until he has to blow his nose (with such a big nose it’s a wonder one tissue is enough) and that completely ruins the picture.

“You do know that is kind of disgusting, you could warn me beforehand,” Heechul starts, pulling a face as he theatrically covers his eyes with his hand. Only to snap his attention right back at Zhou Mi the next second. “He is doing what? Don’t tell me you let him in the kitchen!”

The sheepish smile Zhou Mi gives him is plenty enough of an answer.


--



Eventually Heechul decides that as long as he keeps the fire extinguisher close enough at hand there won’t be any real danger. Besides it’s way too much fun to force Kyuhyun into a frilly, flowery apron and watch him grumble and bitch and moan about it. Zhou Mi is surprised – but not any less thrilled – that it even works out but Heechul just waves him off with a smug grin and a “I have my ways, Seasoning, I can blackmail anyone to anything.”

Heechul also insists that Zhou Mi shouldn’t miss the show and makes Kyuhyun help him so they can drag a comfortable armchair into the small kitchen. Finally everything is set, Zhou Mi smiling happily from his armchair, still wrapped in the blankets so that one can only see his face from the cocoon. Heechul is sitting on the counter, swaying his legs as he enjoys taking stabs at their ChefKyu, ruthlessly mocking him for every little mistake he makes.

“You know, Chul, you could actually help me instead of watching me screw this up,” Kyuhyun bursts out at one point, a large wooden spoon in one hand and the other placed on his hip as he does his best impression of a frustrated housewife. The soup is nearly boiling over and he notices it with a loud yelp, spinning around to quickly try to stir it, salvage it, anything to keep it edible.

“Oh, that wouldn’t be even half as much fun!” Heechul explains, raising his phone to snap a picture.

Zhou Mi giggles. “You should blog that.”

Kyuhyun rolls his eyes.


--



It takes hours for the food to be done and by the time Kyuhyun finally lifts the pot on the table they’ve had half a dozen curious watchers stop by in the kitchen. The reactions varied from Ryeowook’s worried “Make sure he won’t ruin the kitchen. Or kill himself.” (“Oh geez thank you for being more concerned about the kitchen than me.” “Shut up Kyuhyun.”) to Donghae’s excited “Can I taste it too?” (“You’re out of your mind.” “Shut up Heechul.”) to Siwon’s “I can’t watch this.” (“Get on your knees and pray it all goes well.” “Shut up Heechul.”)

Heechul tries to get to taste it first but Kyuhyun elbows him away, more or less elegantly stepping on his way to stand protectively between the soup and his friend. Or once-a-friend anyway, he’s not quite sure if he will ever forgive him the apron. Not in this life.

“Zhou Mi is the one who’s sick.” Kyuhyun looks at Heechul pointedly. “Being sick in the head doesn’t count.”

“Ha ha. Very funny.” Heechul rolls his eyes but steps back anyway, heaving himself on the kitchen counter on his new favourite spot.

Kyuhyun pointedly avoids looking at Zhou Mi as he fills a bowl with some soup and hands it to him. Or tries to, until he realizes that Zhou Mi’s arms and hands are effectively wrapped into the blankets as well and he can’t move an inch.

“Fine,” he sighs. The eyeroll is clear for everyone, but Kyuhyun manages to hide the smile that stubbornly appears on his lips. He is thankful that no one can see the little flip his heart does in his chest. “I’ll help.” He lifts the spoon, carefully blowing on it before bringing it to Zhou Mi’s still smiling lips.


--



It tastes like charcoal mixed with all kinds of gross. Zhou Mi loves it anyway.

He says that out loud when Kyuhyun tucks him into bed – Kyuhyun’s bed; he stubbornly insisted that Zhou Mi was too sick to go home anyway and it wasn’t the first time he’d have to sleep in the same bed with all those gangly legs. (Zhou Mi thinks that makes him sound like an octopus, although he doesn’t have more legs than any human being. Kyuhyun tells him his legs are long enough to count double.)

Kyuhyun tells him to shut up. But he gets in bed right next to his human spring roll anyway, wordlessly sneaking an arm around him.

When Zhou Mi asks him to make more soup tomorrow, he grunts.

It’s a definite yes.

Zhou Mi smiles.








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I apologize for the fail D8 I just wrote it in one go and I don’t have enough brain activity to judge if it’s decent anymore.

...I have nothing more to say ;_____; ChefKyu ♥


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EDITED TO ADD; OMG I JUST BURNED TWO SLICES OF TOAST IN THE KITCHEN AND NOW THE WHOLE KITCHEN IS FULL OF BLACK SMOKE AND THE FIREALARM IS GOING BEEPBEEPBEEP MADLY AND WOKE UP MY FATHER AND I'M TRYING TO GET RID OF THE SMOKE.

I think this is a punishment for making fun of Kyuhyun's cooking D: I'M SORRY KYUBB. I AM!

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-01-29 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have an older brother either, my brother is younger than me XD So I'm the eldest in the family, too! THOSE BASTARDS ;____; ♥ They're trying to kill us, I swear! With all that cuteness ;___;

*laughs* I didn't even try to resist since I knew I'd lose anyway XD He's just precious, something that one has to love. One smile from him and gosh, I'm sold! XD I already downloaded everything and am in the process of watching them and THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS. AND THERE'S QMI. QMI MOMENTS YES ♥

True! Rather love than hate :D

They should. Admit it. Since we already KNOW IT anyway!

[identity profile] imxaxreader.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
oh. i thought you were pertaining to an older brother earlier. otl /fail it's kind of hard being the eldest in the family sometimes what will all the responsibilities and shizz. YES, THEY ARE. REALLY, IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR TWO GUYS TO BE THAT ADORABLE. ;~;

kyu is my very first bias in sj and i actually didn't know zhou mi before i saw qmi fanfics lurking everywhere. i decided to read one, had quickly fallen in love with mimi's character, started searching for videos of sjm and got helplessly hooked right after that. i'm currently having trouble downloading them why you fail at this crucial time internet connection. waeeee. ;__________; so i think i'll just have to make do with what i currently have in my laptop. DD:< I NEED QMI MOMENTSSSSSSS.

yes. let there be peace love on earth. ♥

LOL. I COULDN'T HELP BUT THINK SOME FANGIRLS WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST IF THE BOYS WERE TO ADMIT THAT THOUGH. BUT I SURE WOULD BE FREAKING HAPPY FOR THE BOTH OF THEM IF A PUBLIC CONFIRMATION WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEAR FUTURE. orz XDDD;;;;

P.S. i-i am inlove with your icon. kyu played d'artagnan so well. he makes me so proud~ ♥♥

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't specify that he's younger so it's understandable x) But he's two and half years younger than me. And he's way cool 8D If he can put up with my fangirling he has to be a saint of some sort XD So I'm not really complaining.
And my gosh I just saw this gif:

AND MIMI LITERALLY THROWS HIMSELF AT KYU! And Kyu drags him along for a few steps! OMG ;__;♥ HOW ADORABLE IS THAT!?

haha when I saw pictures of them first I was all "who is that? I don't like him" about Kyuhyun XD And then, like... a few days later I was all "OMG I LOVE HIM" and my friend was laughing at me, telling me I'm weird x) But seriously, already him being good at maths makes me like him XD /nerds unite/ I can't even understand why I tried not to like him at first. With Mimi it was love at first sight XD Awh and I hope you got them downloaded! They're so worth it! ♥ I just watched one yesterday and it was pure cuteness.

Do you know Trigun? It's one of my all time favorite animes and I love how Vash always goes "THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE! 8D"

*laughs* I can't guarantee that _I_ wouldn't spontaneously combust XD My gosh that'd be... EPIC in all possible ways! XDDD

Thank you! haha The Three Musketeers is my all time favorite book so you can imagine the spazzy fangirl-attack I got when I heard he's playing D'Artagnan XD SERIOUSLY. TWO LOVES ROLLED INTO ONE. I still can't believe it and the only thing that could've made it better would've been Mimi playing his love-interest XDDDD

...I'm so sorry the reply is so late ;___;

[identity profile] imxaxreader.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
lol. it's already awesome if you can find people who can stand your fangirling; much more if it's a guy. AND IT'S YOUR YOUNGER BROTHER. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW MANY YOUNGER BROTHERS LIKE THAT STILL EXIST? i want oneee~

DASHFASKFLA FLAILING AND SQUEALING RN AT THAT LOVELY GIF. i've already seen that fancam before in youtube and i just died when i saw it the first time. i love how kyu bb just immediately hugged mimi when he immediately saw him. that hug was jdhskkasl IT JUST BROKE MY FANGIRL HEART INTO TEENY TINY HAPPY PIECES. <3333 sorry key, but as much as i love you, kyu only belongs to mimi, mmkay? go be with jonghyun or something. orz THAT RIGHT THERE IS LOVE, Y/Y? ♥♥

WHAT WHAT WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW CAN YOU GO 'I DONT LIKE HIM' TO KYUHYUN. ;~; /too biased otl i think i'm kind of like that when i first heard of the qmi pair. the first ever sj pairing that i shipped was kyusung i don't even know why i shipped them in the first place and then that quickly changed to kyumi. at the peak of my kyumi addiction, i really didn't like kyu being paired with anybody else other than minnie so i kind of hated it when i first saw fanmade videos of qmi up on yt. when i gave it a chance though, i realized i was actually being an idiot for not shipping them first. orz from then on, i vowed to myself that i'll ship them no matter what happens to make up for my stupidity. =))))))

...i'm babbling. sorry. ;___________;

OH. I ACTUALLY DOWNLOADED THE IFENSI FAN MEETING AND THE SJM SOHU INTERVIEW. AND AND I SNATCHED A LOT OF VARIETY SHOWS FROM YT, TOO. SO YES I THINK I'LL BE HAVING SUCH A LOVELY WEEKEND WATCHING THOSE. :D the boys are seriously just eating a huge chunk off of my laptop memory ide. ;A;

eh, i think i've heard it before, but i haven't got the chance to watch it. @.@ what is it about? /curious

IKR. i'll probably combust for a few minutes, and then i'll be like 'qmi is reaaaaaal' and squealing and flailing and be awesomely happy for the two of them. XDDD;;;;

I ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH IT WHEN I SAW LOTS OF CURTAIN CALLS POSTED ON YT. KYU LOOKED SO GORGEOUS WITH HIS COSTUME AND HE FITS REALLY WELL WITH HIS CHARACTER. he's getting a lot of attention lately, it makes me so proud that he's my bias in sj. ♥♥ AND YES IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE AWESOME IF MIMI WAS HIS LOVE INTEREST /kicks away the female lead

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-02-02 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Probably not many! But my brother listens to me talk about fanfiction and about writing it and gives me advice and urges me to write porn at 2 am when I should be sleeping XD So my brother is all kinds of epic!

I saw the same moment from a different angle, where you can just see how they hug and I already went all ansklhlkfhsklhdskldn, at that happily! ;___; ♥ But in this one you can see how Kyu drags Mimi around and they're really clinging on to each other! ♥ LOVE. THAT IS THE VERY DEFINITION.

*laughs* I DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER! Trust me! I have no idea how I could not like him instantly XD Aw I know what you mean though. I don't really like Kyu paired up with anyone but Mimi to be honest XD I can read it if the story is good and I don't really hate the other pairs but... I'm a bit jealous and he belongs to Mimi! ;__; ♥

AND HEY; babbling is good!

OH HAVE FUUUUN! :D haha I still didn't watch everything I found although I did go through most of it... and my poor laptop is getting so full XD

Uhm... it's kind of hard to explain but I would recommend it to pretty much anyone. It starts off fun, just hilarious episodes after another, but then it turns out quite deep and serious in the end. The main character, Vash the Stampede, is an infamous outlaw and a gunman everyone fears but in reality he's far from that. It's good XD Watch it if you once feel like it!

haha me toooo~ I would absolutely love that! XD There's only one other pair I'd wish to be real as much as these two *laughs*

I WOULD HAVE WANTED TO WATCH IT SO BADLY ;___; D'ArtagnKyu♥ I know the whole book by heart so I wouldn't have even bothered that it's all in a language I can't speak. WHO CARES. And why do I live half across the whole world and couldn't go see it? D: I love that Kyubb is getting attention ♥ YES YES YES! MIMI COULD PULL IT OFF. HE'S SOMETIMES SUCH A GIRL ANYWAY! and he loves Kyu anyway ;__; ♥

[identity profile] imxaxreader.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
/laughs i just had to lol when you mentioned your younger brother urging you to write porn at 2 in the freaking morning. SRSLY. THAT IS JUST WAY TOO AWESOME and somewhat...freaky.

i can't help but feel bad for key, though. orz he truly was ignored when mimi entered the picture. BUT YES. THERE IS JUST NO OTHER WAY TO DESCRIBE THAT HUG. LOVE IS JUST THE PERFECT DEFINITION FOR THIS PAIR. ♥♥

now that i'm shipping qmi so hard, i just can't imagine kyu being paired with anyone else but zhou mi. lol. i don't really like reading any other fics as well. i can read fics where the other members are being paired with each other, but if kyu's paired with someone other than mimi, i'm totally skipping it. XDDD oooh anyway, do you ship other pairs besides qmi? :)))))

YES. IN THIS CASE, BABBLING IS ACCEPTED. /bricked

I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUN LAUGHING AT THEIR DORKINESS AND FLAILING AT SO MANY QMI MOMENTSSSSSS AND SQUEALING AT THE BOYS AND THEIR DAKHFAL ADORABLE AND TOTALLY LAME MANDARIN AND OH DID I MENTION LAUGHING AT THEIR DORKINESS. orz i think my laptop is screaming at me to stop storing so much SJ-related stuff already. XDDD

ooh, sounds interesting. :DDDD i don't think i'll be able to watch it anytime soon though. i'll be having my midterm exams next week and i need to study and finish a lot of requirements that needed to be passed and revise our thesis and uni just basically decided to dump a lot of work on us so dkjhkashfa JUST KILL ME NOW. DDD:

oh well, confession or no confession, qmi will always be reaaaal for us! but seriously i just wish they'd be real real already!

me too~ i wish they'd release the play in the future. i'd be the first to order it online if they would! orz WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMETIMES MIMI IS ALWAYS A GIRL WHEN HE'S WITH KYU. AND OFC, EVERYBODY LOVES KYU BB. HE'S JUST THAT LOVABLE~ ♥

P.S. look at our awesome train of conversation! lololol. if anyone sees this, they'd probably be like 'jhfkashfa wtf is this nonstop conversation' XDDD

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It IS freaky, gdi I don't know what the heck is wrong with my family! XD BUT MY BROTHER IS AWESOME. I don't know anyone else, whose brother would do that XD ...and that reminds me I have this one QMi!p0rn fic to finish too... *hmph*

Aw but I think he went all "OH YOU TWO *EYEROLL+GRIN* they never change" at them XD He knows that there is nothing that can come between those two! AND IT'S LOOOOVE. I'm repeating myself but LOVE GDI. ♥ ♥ ♥

EXACTLY! If the fic has side-pairings, no problem. But if Kyu is with someone else than Mimi it's not likely that I'll end up reading it XD And weeeell, I don't really ship any other SuJu pairs like this XD I read them, and like them, but I don't like them enough to write them, if you know what I mean x) There are several that I enjoy reading, though!
My other fandom is the Dir en grey fandom (way to go, Korean happy pop and Japanese dark rock XDDD) and there I have another OTP, Toshiya/Die (as seen in my icon 8D), who are as much meant to be as Kyu and Mimi are XD I suppose one could say my life revolves around these two pairs right now. Plus some random pairs I get to like once a year XD
What about you? :)

IT'S SO ADORABLE ISN'T IT!? haha I can't say anything about their Mandarin though, since my knowledge is limited to "thank you" and "you're welcome" XDDD I'M SO BAD. I have a Chinese friend, though, I should try to pester him to teach me something... buuuut anyway I'm drifting from the point which is OMG THE BOYS ARE SO ADORABLE! I have to admit that though I'm always most focused on the QMi bits, often Geng and Siwon or Wookie and Henry are being absolutely cute together too XD OH OH AND DID YOU WATCH THE SHOW (I FORGOT THE NAME) WHERE SIWON IS LIKE SPANKING HALF OF THE OTHERS? XD Mimi and Henry and Wookie, if I remember right x) That was HILARIOUS.

Oh it's 26 episodes so it's not that quickly watched x) But I absolutely love and adore one of the characters (Wolfwood♥) and I think the series is absolutely worth a watch, even if I fail at summarizing it! XD
Good luck with the work though! Don't overwork yourself! ...I'm getting old, did I already ask you what you study? I SWEAR I'M NOT ALWAYS THIS OLD AND FORGETFUL!

Of course it will always be real! 8D They can't hide from us! We know better XD

I'd order it instantly, regardless of the price ;___; My god Kyuhyun and the three musketeers ashkjhfg I still can't get over it! *laughs* OKAYOKAY HE IS ALWAYS A GIRL, A DAMN TALL ONE BUT A GIRL NEVERTHELESS XD and hey Kyu said in an interview he loves good looking legs, and Mimi has KILOMETERS WORTH OF LEGS so he has to be happy, Y/Y? 8D

*laughs* I didn't even realize it got so long already XD I had to laugh out loud when I saw how many comments it is already by now!

[identity profile] imxaxreader.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
orz your family's truly one of a kind, unnie! you're the only one i know who have an awesome brother like that. like i said before, i actually didn't imagine that younger brothers like yours exist. lol. OOOOHHHH~ GO FINISH IT. /bribes you yes i don't sound like a pervert qmi shipper okay

LOL YES. KEY HAS THE RIGHT MIND NOT TO INTERFERE THOSE TWO LOVEBIRDS AND JUST WALK AWAY. he has probably seen the two just cuddling and touching and holding each other everywhere all the time, he already learned that interrupting them would only be a complete waste of his time. XDDD;;;

i like reading EUNHAE fics as well, and SIHAN at times when one of my favorite authors write a fic about them. one of my good friends here have been trying to convert me into a KIHAE shipper as well but it's breaking up my eunhae pair so bdjhckshcs @.@ BUT OF COURSE, QMI IS THE PAIR CLOSEST TO MY HEART. ♥♥

well~ before i really got into kpop, i'm a devoted Prince of Tennis fan and a hardcore Atobe/Tezuka shipper. I've also written a few fics of them before. now though, i'm kind of lying low from the fandom because these 15 lovely boys have just caught my whole attention and i don't think i'll be leaving them anytime soon. so, yeah. not really interesting, ne? XDDD

ORZ. I REALLY DON'T KNOW A LOT OF MANDARIN AS WELL. I'M JUST KIND OF REPEATING THE WORDS THAT I HEAR DURING THEIR SHOWS AND IMPRINTS THEM INTO MEMORY. XDDD lol. the boys are absolutely hilarious! each member has their certain charm and unique way of presenting themselves with each show. geng's probably the funniest of them all, and next would be siwonnie spot you sihan!. it's kind of hard to believe that the both of them are two of the most quiet members in SJ, but look at how playful and adorkably childish they are in SJM! /laughs GHDASKHDFKASJFA I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN THAT SHOW AND AND AND I WANT TO WATCH IT WHAT MIMI BEING SPANKED BY SIWON IF ONLY I COULD IMAGINE KYU TAKING SIWONNIE'S PLACE HOHO THAT SHOULD BE INTERESTING XDDD go away you dirrrrty images

oooh~ maybe i'll try to watch a few episodes once my midterm exams are over. =)))) otl i'm a junior university student, taking up Nursing unnie. ^^

YES, OFC. QMI LOVE CANNOT BE HIDDEN~ IT IS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE, Y/Y? ♥♥♥

me too! i just know my money spent for kyu bb will be worth it. :))))))) HELL YES. YOU ARE TRULY ONE TALL GIRL MIMI AND HFALKJFLKAS KILOMETERS WORTH OF LEGS! ORZ I HAD TO LAUGH AT YOUR PERFECT DESCRIPTION. KYU BB CAN NEVER FIND LEGS THAT ARE AS SEXY AND SLIM AND LONG AS MIMI'S. YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES. 8DDD

orz we talk too much, i guess! haha. we probably own half of the total number of comments in this fic already. XDDD

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-02-04 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* I knowwww~ if you ever come to Finland you must pay us a visit ;D haha and my brother looks epic, too XD ...he'll kill me for showing the picture around though *coughs* MEEEH I guess I should finish it. I wrote the p0rn part but the beginning and the ending is kind of... unfinished XD MAH WHY IS IT SO HARD!? AND IT'S SHOWER!PORN TOO! 8D

haha and he will get some attention, too, so it's not like he's ALWAYS ignored. And he is awesome enough to give the two lovebirds their precious moment 8D BESIDES, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULDN'T LOVE SEEING THAT HUG!?

Awh I think Sihan is so adorable! Yes I like them too, like very much. Eunhae I didn't really read, to be honest XD haha I read Kihae though and enjoyed it immensely XD I could never write it though.

A friend of mine is into the whole Prince of Tennis fandom but I have NO clue about it, to be honest XD I only know the name!

That's what I love about them, they're all so unique and everyone has their own personality and all. haha I loved the one show I just watched where Siwon and Geng had to act a scene together, and Geng was forced to act the female role XD He went all "I'M ACTING AS A DAMN GIRL!" and Siwon just came and picked him up, bride-style x) Awh those two ♥ My friend (the one who got me into SuJu in the first place) wants to kill me for that though since she's a hardcore Hanchul fan and I'm not supposed to like Sihan XD *laughs* Mimi was being a brat and said that his legs are longer than Geng's, and then Geng and Siwon went to him, picked him up and carried him away, spanking him on the way XD Henry got the most of it though, he got slapped several times x) Awh and there was this one moment with Kyu and Wookie that I would have loved to see with Kyu and Mimi instead ;____; BUT IT'S WORTH IT ANYWAY. I should check which it is since you NEED TO watch it!! AND NO NO NO DIRTY IMAGES SHOULD STAY! XD

*coughs* I knew I asked it already XD And I had a vague recollection of something about nursing but I wasn't sure. Forgive me? ;___; ♥ And yes, do watch a couple of episodes once you have time ;)

OH YES IT IS ♥ ♥ ♥

The money I don't have XD But I'd spend it anyway! Oh Kyu ♥ IT'S SO TRUE, ISN'T IT? IF HIS LEGS WERE A HIGHWAY IT'D REACH ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY. AND JUST IMAGINE THOSE LEGS WRAPPED AROUND KYU'S WAIST AHAHAHAHAA 8D I BET KYU IS IMAGINING (OR LIVING) THAT RIGHT NOW

Only half? I think we have more than half of the comments XD But hey, babbling is good!

[identity profile] imxaxreader.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
otl late reply is late. @.@

lololol i doubt i'll be going to finland anytime soon, unnie. XDD but i'll be sure to visit you if i do go in the near future which won't be a few years from now i'm sure otl wow, you're brother has a looooong hair. much longer than mine. XDD;;; OMG GO FINISH IT! i don't think i've read showerporn!qmi before. /curious

yes, i'm sure jonghyun showers key more than enough attention /bricked AND TRUE, NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BE ABLE TO RESIST THAT HDKASHFKJFAS HUG. <3333

WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU SHOULD TRY READING EUNHAE FICS UNNIE! THEY'RE AS ADORABLE AS SIHAN AND QMI or so they are for me i wasn't really fond of sihan before but when i started watching sjm videos and saw their interactions, i was all 'dhskjhfkjas oh you two ♥' maaaan, those two just can't stay away from each other, can they? XDD i think i'm slowly being converted to a kihae shipper fjashfkasjhfa my eunhae /sobs

orz it's pretty much just about beautiful boys and tennis. teams colliding with each other with their out-of-the-world techniques and unbelievable tennis tricks. XDD just...yeah. tennis, tennis, and more tennis. lol.

i'm not a big fan of hanchul too. i kind of see them more as friends rather than as intimate partners. hahaha. OOHH~ I'M NOW EVEN MORE INTERESTED IN WATCHING THAT SHOW. YOU SHOULD GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE SHOW UNNIEEEE~

ofc i will! otl i think i'm also beginning to become forgetful at times too. XDD i'll try to watch once exams are over! ^^

i'm saving up although i don't have any idea what i'm saving up for. orz but i think it's better this way, just incase there's something i want to buy. XDD YES I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. MIMI'S LEGS ARE JUST SO IMPOSSIBLY LONG IDE. *A* KDKASJFKLASJ WHY ARE YOU FEEDING MY MIND WITH DIRRRRRTY IMAGES UNNIE. XDDDDD

lol i think so too! haha. shfkhsfk how can we have so much to talk about i can't even. ;A;

P.S. DKSHFKSHKA WHAT IS THAT ICON I THINK I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT LOVELY ONE BEFORE OMG I WAAAAAANT~ /SNATCHES =))))))))

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No worries, half the time I'm late too XD

Aw but in case you end up here, you know XD It COULD happen! And Finland is worth visiting *laughs* My brother's beard is impressive. His hair isn't like half of mine though so I win XD I still didn't finish the showerporn ;___; I tried but ended up writing another fic.

*laughs* See? He gets his attention, too! AND THOSE TWO CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AAHSKJH ;____; ♥

Recommend me a good one? I really am not against the thought, I just never read any somehow! haha I wasn't that fond of Sihan either at first but omg when you watch them interact in those videos? They're SO flirting with each other all the time damnit XD And heeey you can still love Eunhae too, there's plenty of love for both!

haha okay XD Maybe I should give it a go once.

I don't mind them and I am even trying to write some for a friend x) But I'll admit, Sihan kind of steals the spotlight XD AND I WOULD BUT I CAN'T FIND IT D: Damnit! I was SO certain I had it bookmarked but I don't ;___; If I find it I let you know!

I think it's always good to have some money saved, just in case of emergencies XD AND DON'T TRY TO DENY IT; YOU LOVE THE DIRTY IMAGES! XDDD AND MIMI'S LEGS AROUND KYU'S HIPS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ON THE PLANET, OK?

haha I think it's just gooooood XD I like talking x)

Oh I have many new ones 8D Feel free to abuse it all you want! XDDD

[identity profile] imxaxreader.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
hkahdfkas uni is just taking all of my time rn, i can't even find time to properly enjoy using the internet anymore /sobs

lol i don't doubt that, just that it'll prolly take a long time before that can actually happen. XDD BUT I'LL BE SURE TO WRITE FINLAND IN MY LIST OF "COUNTRIES I SHOULD VISIT ONCE I GRADUATED AND COULD FIND THE TIME TO DO SO" just so i'll always be reminded! orz d'awww that's okay, as long as it's a qmi fic that you finished. showerporn!qmi can wait. haha.

yes yes key has jonghyun's full attention, so i can't see any reason why he would want kyu's too. BFJHASKFHAK JUST LIKE A LOVELY FAIRYTALE STORY OMG ♥♥

hmmm. i've read a lot of eunhae fics before but i'm not really fond of mem'ing them. so, uh, i'll go and look for them and then i'll just send you the links, ne? =)))) TRUE TRUE! THEY JUST CAN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF OF EACH OTHER ALWAYS TOUCHING AND HUGGING AND HOLDING OH YOU GUYS. ♥ i think they do more skinship than qmi, really ah, yes, my love for eunhae just can't be replaced that easily. although kihae is also adorable, but eunhae will always be special for me. <333

you should! it's quite entertaining to watch despite it being all about tennis. the characters are just plain awesome and they have different kinds of crazy techniques that you really should see. XDD

i kind of liked hanchul for...a few weeks, maybe? and then when i found this author who just writes amazing sihan fics, i couldn't help but be converted quickly. lol i haven't written any sj fic yet fail fail fail sobs but i'm...thinking of writing one after my exams are over. hdkjashfaks with the idea of the fic constantly running in my head, i could probably start writing tonight right after i finished studying otl qmi why you control my brain like this /cries OHH~ PLEASE DO! =)))) i hope you can find it. haha.

true! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME UNNIEEEEE. JGDHDA THOSE LEGS YES YES YES I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING EVEN BETTER THAN THOSE FANTASTIC LEGS WRAPPED AROUND KYU'S HIPS /bricked

thankyouuuuu~

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-02-09 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I knowwww D: I'm doing labworks and they take up so much energy I'm all braindead at home, just collapse on the bed and sleep for twelve hours straight. Bah.

I have a list like that too! XD haha there are TOO MANY countries to visit and TOO LITTLE time! And money. And yeah. But traveling is fun! I WAS WORKING ON THE SHOWERPORN A BIT TODAY! It's still not even nearly finished but I've got three pages of it x)

Sure! :) Just if you stumble across a REALLY AMAZING one, let me know ;D I'm curious and I'm sure the two make a really cute couple! haha and yes they do XD THEY ALWAYS GET ALL TOUCHY WITH EACH OTHER. It's entertaining to watch and always makes me giggle XD heh in my other fandom, my two favorite pairs kind of overlap like that x) But one is always more special than the other.

I have nothing against tennis so maybe it'd be worth a try XD

I still do kind of like it, but Sihan is just so... I dunno, they're so damn adorable together XD But I can go with both. And I kind of promised to write a Hanchul for a friend once so we'll see how it turns out x) AND YOU SHOULD. YOU SHOULD. I wanna read a sj fic from you ;____;

OH I CAN THINK OF SEVERAL NICE THINGS INCLUDING KYUHYUN, ZHOU MI AND MIMI'S LONG LEGS BUT THAT IS DEFINITELY NUMBER ONE 8D ...WHY AM I AGAIN DYING FROM ALL THESE DIRTY THOUGHTS!?

[identity profile] imxaxreader.livejournal.com 2011-02-11 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
well, at least you still get 12 hours of sleep unnie. these days i only can get 6 hours at most during weekdays and uh, 8 hours i guess during weekends. >.< /jealous

lol true! it'd be really nice to tour around the world without worrying so much about the amount of money you'll be spending. XDD WHAT OMG YOU HAVE TO FINISH IT SOOOOON~ and leave me a spot once you post it! orz

oh i think i read one very good eunhae (with a bit of kihae at the end) fic last week. i just have to search for it at this comm's rec post though. i'll send you the link if ever i find it again. ^^ yes, they do make a cute couple! they're kind of bestfriends irl so i think they're quite comfortable doing all that touching, hugging, holding hdgasjdgak ♥

lol it's really a fun watch! i was kind of inspired by that anime to try playing tennis irl. XDD

hanchul's adorable BUT SIHAN IS SERIOUSLY LOVELIER AND MORE ADORABLE. <333 yep, i'm trying to write one rn unnie, but i'm kind of experiencing a major writer's block and i keep on worrying about butchering their characterizations dhkjsahfkas i don't want them butchered no no no /sobs. wish me luck~ i need lots and lots of them if you want this finished sobs ;~;

LOL I DON'T THINK I CAN EVER LOOK AT MIMI'S LEGS THE SAME WAY AGAIN. THOSE DIRRRRTY THOUGHTS ARE POLLUTING MY MIND OMG WHY YOU BE LIKE THIS UNNIE. XDDD

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2011-02-11 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* I don't really sleep that much, but I wish I would. I feel like I'd want to x) But yeah I do get about eight hours a night and I think it's enough :) Aw but you should sleep properly, it'd do good to you!

I want to be a millionaire x) I do. I'M TRYINGGGGG~ BUT I GET STUCK REVISING THE ACTUAL PORN PART AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A BEGINNING FOR THE FIC XDDD a spot, you say? aye, ma'am, if you want one you shall have one 8D

Now that Eunhyuk will be in SJM too, maybe there'll be more moments with the two of them that'll inspire people to write fic ;) At least hopefully! And thanks :D My gosh I love all that hugging and touching and yeah x)

So you play tennis? I only watch it on TV occasionally XD

*SENDS YOU TONS OF LUCK* Oh shush, I'm sure you won't butcher the characterizations! You'll get them down just fine ;D And I shall be poking you to finish it ;)

I'M SORRY! (EXCEPT I'M NOT 8D) I CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S JUST SO OBVIOUSSSS~ ...now I kinda wanna write another porn!fic and include that XD