Wookie's acting in that film was amazing. Seriously. He was probably my favourite part of it.

Indeed it was. Oh shut up and stop being a fool of a Took.
Yes OuO so squishy and girly and fashionable. And sexy.

Teukie is constantly horny, even when singing an innocent song about being happy. Dirty old man.
YAY THAT IS A GOOD IDEA and they can film it and send it to Hannie and he'll be like :O I'M ON MY WAY OVER!!!

Teehee, you love writing the fics I demand. Deep down.