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rabenhorst) wrote2011-04-28 09:32 pm
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[fic] Hangeng/Heechul – SJ – If I could, I’d turn you into a cat – Oneshot
Title: If I could, I’d turn you into a cat (aka Heechul and his brilliant ideas)
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fonulyn
Rating: PG13 (? language)
Pairing: Hangeng/Heechul
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Sometimes, Hangeng goes back to China. Always, Heechul hates it.
Comments: Fordaidetre, although she already read this before. It’s still for her. She’s my darling sister and the one who always demands hanchul from me. (you will get the tea-one and the other random fic I mentioned… sometime) Enjoy? :)
Sometimes Hangeng goes back to China for an undefined period of time. Sometimes he goes back to meet his parents, sometimes he goes back to take care of the visa issues. Now he goes back because the SJM promotions have just kicked off, and they both know it won’t take more than a couple of weeks before he is back in Korea again.
It still doesn’t mean Heechul needs to be happy about it. He whines, he grumbles, he throws a few proper tantrums. He swears he will never speak to Hangeng again, threatens to change the locks while he is away and throw his belongings out of the window.
He wakes up at 4:30 to fix them both a strong cup of coffee. Even though he doesn’t need to be up in another three hours. Hangeng knows better and doesn’t say anything. He simply takes the offered mug, kicking the nearest chair a bit so he can sit down easily.
Just when he is about to take a sip of his coffee, something catches his attention and he stops with the mug millimetres away from his lips. Heechul is gazing straight at him. And Heechul has that look in his eyes.
Hangeng knows that look. He knows that something is up, but that doesn’t mean he can predict it accurately. With Heechul, you hardly ever can. He still isn’t certain if he even wants to know but he can’t stop himself from asking. ”What is it?” There. The die is cast.
Slowly, Heechul turns around with the coffee mug between his palms, his long fingers curled around the white porcelain. He is smiling, that half-smile-half-smirk of his that only lifts the right corner of his mouth. ”If I could, I would turn you into a cat!” He nods resolutely, as if it’s the best idea in the whole wide world.
Hangeng doesn’t quite get it, though, so he quirks an eyebrow questioningly. Heechul sighs. It’s quite obvious he thinks everyone should follow his flawless logic. He has mercy on Hangeng, this time, and explains willingly. “Then you would never leave my side. I’d have you in my bed at the snap of my fingers!” As if to show what he means, he snaps his fingers once.
Alright, that is quite a good reason, and Hangeng can’t help but smile slightly, amused. He tilts his head a bit, steeling his expression until he can blink innocently at the other man, who is still looking back at him expectantly. “But wouldn’t that count as bestiality?”
“Ew!” Heechul’s eyes widen in an instant and he waves his hand almost frantically. “Stop that! Otherwise I will stab you in the eye with a spoon.”
Hangeng doesn’t miss a beat, still looking as innocent as ever. “Now after that it would be necrophilia.”
“Who taught you horrible words like that!?” The right corner of Heechul’s full mouth is twitching and it is hard to say if he’s more amused or appalled. Actually, he even looks impressed, a wee bit proud.
“You did.” This time Hangeng doesn’t even try to hold back his grin, even if he still half-hides it behind his mug. He is just enjoying his coffee before it gets cold, yes.
“Oh.” Heechul purses his lips, obviously re-considering his bright idea. After a couple of seconds he shrugs, emptying the rest of his morning coffee into the sink. “I guess I have enough cats as it is. They are too damn stubborn anyway.”
Their eyes meet, matching grins plastered on their lips.
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590 words.
I should try to finish the other hanchuls I have in progress. Don’t expect much XD
Again advertising a friend’s SJ shop too! Go and buy your shirts (et al) now ;D
Feel free to add our journal if you like the stories!
Plus, the archive.
Author:
fonulynRating: PG13 (? language)
Pairing: Hangeng/Heechul
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Sometimes, Hangeng goes back to China. Always, Heechul hates it.
Comments: For
daidetre, although she already read this before. It’s still for her. She’s my darling sister and the one who always demands hanchul from me. (you will get the tea-one and the other random fic I mentioned… sometime) Enjoy? :)Sometimes Hangeng goes back to China for an undefined period of time. Sometimes he goes back to meet his parents, sometimes he goes back to take care of the visa issues. Now he goes back because the SJM promotions have just kicked off, and they both know it won’t take more than a couple of weeks before he is back in Korea again.
It still doesn’t mean Heechul needs to be happy about it. He whines, he grumbles, he throws a few proper tantrums. He swears he will never speak to Hangeng again, threatens to change the locks while he is away and throw his belongings out of the window.
He wakes up at 4:30 to fix them both a strong cup of coffee. Even though he doesn’t need to be up in another three hours. Hangeng knows better and doesn’t say anything. He simply takes the offered mug, kicking the nearest chair a bit so he can sit down easily.
Just when he is about to take a sip of his coffee, something catches his attention and he stops with the mug millimetres away from his lips. Heechul is gazing straight at him. And Heechul has that look in his eyes.
Hangeng knows that look. He knows that something is up, but that doesn’t mean he can predict it accurately. With Heechul, you hardly ever can. He still isn’t certain if he even wants to know but he can’t stop himself from asking. ”What is it?” There. The die is cast.
Slowly, Heechul turns around with the coffee mug between his palms, his long fingers curled around the white porcelain. He is smiling, that half-smile-half-smirk of his that only lifts the right corner of his mouth. ”If I could, I would turn you into a cat!” He nods resolutely, as if it’s the best idea in the whole wide world.
Hangeng doesn’t quite get it, though, so he quirks an eyebrow questioningly. Heechul sighs. It’s quite obvious he thinks everyone should follow his flawless logic. He has mercy on Hangeng, this time, and explains willingly. “Then you would never leave my side. I’d have you in my bed at the snap of my fingers!” As if to show what he means, he snaps his fingers once.
Alright, that is quite a good reason, and Hangeng can’t help but smile slightly, amused. He tilts his head a bit, steeling his expression until he can blink innocently at the other man, who is still looking back at him expectantly. “But wouldn’t that count as bestiality?”
“Ew!” Heechul’s eyes widen in an instant and he waves his hand almost frantically. “Stop that! Otherwise I will stab you in the eye with a spoon.”
Hangeng doesn’t miss a beat, still looking as innocent as ever. “Now after that it would be necrophilia.”
“Who taught you horrible words like that!?” The right corner of Heechul’s full mouth is twitching and it is hard to say if he’s more amused or appalled. Actually, he even looks impressed, a wee bit proud.
“You did.” This time Hangeng doesn’t even try to hold back his grin, even if he still half-hides it behind his mug. He is just enjoying his coffee before it gets cold, yes.
“Oh.” Heechul purses his lips, obviously re-considering his bright idea. After a couple of seconds he shrugs, emptying the rest of his morning coffee into the sink. “I guess I have enough cats as it is. They are too damn stubborn anyway.”
Their eyes meet, matching grins plastered on their lips.
---
590 words.
I should try to finish the other hanchuls I have in progress. Don’t expect much XD
Again advertising a friend’s SJ shop too! Go and buy your shirts (et al) now ;D
Feel free to add our journal if you like the stories!
Plus, the archive.
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Thanks for sharing! ^ ^
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Thank you for reading! :)
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And because it's my job to annoy you. Mwahahahaha!
BUT I STILL LOVE THIS AND OMG IT'S SO CUTE D:
And I want Hankyung to be a cat so that he can never ever leave again!
NOW GIVE ME MY TEA DRINKING HANCHUL D:<
I've done your french entry, btw. Tis here: http://daidetre.livejournal.com/94038.html
I made it gif-tastic as well :D
... go learn french now...
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Yes it's your duty, don't even try to avoid it! I'm glad you liked it ;___;♥ Thank you.
I WILL. ONCE. Not right now though, it's nowhere near finished. Qmi keeps on hijacking my brain.
I took a quick look at it but was so busy (aka not at home) then that I didn't get to really focus on it yet ;) Will do later!
That is either hypnotizing or scary. Can't decide.
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I'm still grumpy today, but it's turned into more sadness than grumpiness so, I don't feel like being mean today.
;___; I want a kitty... *sobs* Can I have a Hannie kitty? I wish I knew Heechul, then I could steal Baengsin from him.
I'm tempted to tweet him being like "I MISS MY KITTY GIVE ME YOURS D:<"
Omg apparently Hannie has sex scenes in the My Kingdom movie D: Not sure if want.
*kidnaps qmi and locks them in a tower* There. They shan't hijack anymore!
Okay ;3
Sungmin is both. It's one of his many talents.
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Aw *hugs* if there is something I can do to cheer you up, tell me? ;___; I can't get you a kitty though, I'm sorry. haha maybe you should harass him with tweets x) It might make you feel better XD
Sex scenes? Hm. I'm not sure if I want either XD I'm torn.
Are you sure? They have special psychic powers that can't be locked up! D:
He is so talented ♥
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No, Heechul You won't like him as much if he's turned into cat.
He'll have long legs no more!!
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Thanks for reading ;)