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[fic] Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul – SJ(M) – Teach Me How – Oneshot
Title: Teach Me How
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Heechul has an amazing plan on how to spice up his lovelife. For that, he needs to recruit Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun for some help.
Comments: Uhm. I don’t speak any Chinese, so I made my Chinese friend translate all the Chinese phrases. If they say Beijing Duck or something equally random, it’s his fault and not mine, okay? I still figured he might be more reliable than Google Translate :/ I should seriously learn to say something more than “sweet and sour squirrel” in Chinese. Also, somehow whenever I write hanchul, Geng is magically missing and only appears in the end. I’m working on it.
Enjoy? :)
It was a perfectly peaceful morning. And it took only one word to shatter the silence in the whole building. “Seasoning!”
It was easy to notice Heechul had that tone in his voice. Yes, that tone. The very special I want something and you’d better not deny me or I will end you tone. He knew what he wanted and he knew he was going to get it. Simple as that.
That was nothing new, Zhou Mi had gotten used to that tone in Heechul’s voice already three weeks into knowing him. Hence he merely glanced up from the book he was reading when Heechul practically slammed through the door, grinning like the Cheshire cat. “There you are, Seasoning!”
Where else, Zhou Mi wanted to ask, it wasn’t like he spent much time elsewhere than on Kyuhyun’s bed, watching the younger man game or chatting with him or reading or… engaging in other activities together. He didn’t get the chance, though, not before Kyuhyun cut in from the floor where he was hunched with a controller, staring at the screen as he didn’t even pause his game. “Where else?”
Heechul simply waved him aside. “Beside the point.” He turned big, bright, eager eyes towards Zhou Mi, practically flopping down on the floor, on his knees, right in front of the Chinese man. “I need your help! I think my relationship could use a little bit of spicing up and I’ve been thinking of ways to impress Hannie and then I got this brilliant idea and you are exactly what I need!”
Zhou Mi’s eyes were almost comically wide as he stared at his friend like he had just lost his mind. This bit piqued even Kyuhyun’s interest and he tore away from his game, abandoning the controller on the floor as he scrambled up, tugging his jogging pants so they wouldn’t slide down too far, only exposing a slice of skin momentarily. He had furrowed his brows, almost possessively sliding an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist when he sat down next to him. “What do you need Zhou Mi for?” He sounded as suspicious as he looked. “I swear, if this is some dirty plan and I’m not included I’m going to –”
He didn’t get any further before Heechul cut him off with an impatient noise. “What are you, an idiot? I am not suggesting I’d snatch away your boyfriend for a dirty, hot threesome. Although come to think of it, it wouldn’t be such a bad idea, but I still think I can’t have Seasoning without you and…”
“Damn right you can’t!” Kyuhyun protested and it seemed like Heechul wanted to disagree, despite his earlier words, but the whole moment was broken when the person in question cut in quickly. “Heechul? Could you tell me what it is you want from me then?” Zhou Mi prodded gently with a smile, distracting Heechul from the conversation at hand. The way he placed his palm on Kyuhyun’s waist was very deliberate as well, visibly soothing the irrational flares of jealousy. Distantly Heechul noted that he had to hand it to Zhou Mi, the man was good at handling people around him. Almost as good as he was, that is. Or good in a different way.
With an exasperated sigh he rolled his eyes, struggling to get up from the floor to plop down on the bed as well. “Seasoning, you are absolutely adorable, but sometimes you are so dense I want to bash your head against a wall.” Heechul rolled his eyes, but there was clear affection laced in the words. He was ridiculously fond of the boy, that was no secret anyway.
They were still waiting and for a moment Heechul revelled in that, basked in the curiosity and knowing that he held the cards. Still, it was impossible to contain his enthusiasm as he spoke. "I want you to teach me Chinese!"
Half an hour later they were both still on the bed, Zhou Mi leaning against the wall with a notebook on his knees and Heechul lying on the mattress, his feet quite deliberately on Kyuhyun’s pillow. Not that Kyuhyun even really noticed, he had retreated back to his game with an eyeroll and muttered complaints about impossible idiots he had to deal with.
"How about I love you?" Zhou Mi suggested, tapping his cheek with the pencil he was holding. He looked absolutely adorable with his pursed lips and the thoughtful expression, and for a second Heechul considered cooing at him and pinching his cheeks, only to discard the idea as useless for now.
"I love you?” Heechul snorted, waving his hand dismissively as if that had been the worst suggestion in ages and didn’t even really qualify worthy an answer. “No, that's so boring. Anyone knows how to say that! I need something more unique. Something that’ll sweep Hankyung off his feet!" He grinned, an enthusiastic sparkle in his eyes. Zhou Mi resisted the urge to point out that there wasn’t really any need to do that, the man was a hopeless addict to begin with, but he knew Heechul would have none of his reasoning.
So he settled for trying to come up with something else.
After half an hour of futile attempts (“How about ‘Your eyes are beautiful.’? It would be a nice thing to say.” “Oh god where did you learn that mushy crap?” “Alright, how about ‘you are my destiny’?” “Eww.”) later, Zhou Mi was close to giving up, or alternately stabbing his pencil into Heechul’s eye.
It didn’t exactly help that Heechul was convinced Chinese was a language way beyond his grasp, something that he would never ever be able to learn. More than the obligatory ‘I love you’ that anyone could say, he added after one of his long rants about how Chinese is the stupidest language of all stupid languages. He was still determined to put his plan into action. He just didn’t accept any of the suggested lines to learn, or didn’t manage to pronounce them correctly.
Heechul was beginning to be as frustrated as his Chinese instructor, rolling on his back to look up at the ceiling. "Why is this all so difficult!” He whined theatrically, kicking Kyuhyun’s pillow down from the bed. It was the pillow’s fault, he was certain. Besides, it made him feel better, kind of. “Kyuhyun, tell me something easy." He rolled back over, staring at the younger man intently.
Kyuhyun was still sitting in front of the TV, the controller in hand and he didn’t even avert his eyes of the battle he was currently winning. "Gun kai. Si qu ba." He answered easily, releasing a small victory cry right after. “Jing la!”
"Oh that's easy. I could learn it." Heechul mused, but it only took a second for him to be distracted by the look on Zhou Mi’s face. He looked absolutely scandalized, staring at Kyuhyun from huge, disapproving eyes.
"Kyuhyun! Who taught you that!?" He demanded loudly, but there was no response from the floor, if one didn’t count the dismissive snort.
That piqued Heechul’s interest and he arched one of his perfectly plucked eyebrows questioningly. "Why? What?"
Zhou Mi looked somewhat embarrassed, still frowning at his darling boyfriend as he sent a dirty look his way. "Well basically he just told you to… fuck off and kill yourself." He explained, inching backwards as if he knew what would follow right after.
Kyuhyun could barely dodge the book that was thrown at him, along with some screeched curses and insults.
Two minutes later Heechul decided that it was actually useful to know that in Chinese, too. He even thanked Kyuhyun for it with a theatrical “you’re not always completely useless, after all!” But Kyuhyun knew him well enough to take it the right way.
The next quarter of an hour they spent repeating the words again and again until Heechul was confident enough he would remember them.
Zhou Mi had nearly endless patience. Kyuhyun would know, he had gotten private Chinese lessons (yes, sometimes they actually did study Chinese, even if most of the time they got distracted by other things) often enough to be well acquainted with the teacher side of Zhou Mi. He could repeat the same thing over and over again, never got annoyed by incompetent and bitchy students. At least, until Heechul came along.
“I give up! You’re not accepting anything I suggest!” Zhou Mi practically shot up from the bed, throwing his notepad down on the floor and the pen somewhere across the room without looking. He didn’t exactly look enraged or even really angry, but he was clearly frustrated and his cheeks were flushed from the slight agitation. A good look on him, Kyuhyun noted distantly, having stored away his game a while back. These two and their lesson were much more entertaining anyway.
“It’s because you only suggest sugary sweet mushy crap!” Heechul protested, and to be fair he had a point. Most of Zhou Mi’s suggestions had been like ripped straight from romantic teen-comedies or other sickeningly sweet movies he liked to watch from time to time. Not that Heechul didn’t enjoy the movies occasionally, he just didn’t exactly want to live one. Or make Hangeng laugh at him for using such lines. He huffed, lifting his chin challengingly to look at his teacher. “Seriously, is that how you got Kyuhyun spread his legs for you?”
“I did not!” Zhou Mi looked almost as scandalized as a moment before. He even had the decency to blush lightly – also a good look on him as Kyuhyun noted silently from his spectator’s spot on the floor. “Sugary sweet mushy crap is romantic, Chul! You should try it sometime.” Zhou Mi went on, rolling his eyes to demonstrate just how impossible his friend was.
“Romantic?” Heechul arched an eyebrow, turning to look at Kyuhyun questioningly. He knew that the younger man wasn’t exactly keen on sugary confessions of love. At least hadn’t been before that whirlwind of a Chinese fashion-addict had turned his lovelife upside down.
Right now, Kyuhyun just shrugged. “You get used to it.” He tried to aim for nonchalance, but the slow smile on his lips gave him away easily. Heechul rolled his eyes.
Other small tantrums and some reconciliation later, Zhou Mi was sitting on the bed again, having even retrieved his notepad and a new pen to show his good will. Kyuhyun was now sitting right beside the bed, his arms folded on the edge of the mattress and his chin resting on them. They were just close enough for Zhou Mi to brush over Kyuhyun’s hair absent-mindedly every now and then, for Kyuhyun to trace the seam of Zhou Mi’s trousers with his index finger. And other sickeningly sweet little gestures that Heechul found quite adorable, actually.
Kyuhyun had taken it upon himself to help the two with the language lessons, and although his suggestions had been more or less crap too (“You are more addictive than Tetris!” “…that sucks.” “I know.”) he was beginning to get the hang of it. At least, getting more towards the Heechul-approved lines.
They had been silent for a good moment, thinking of the next suggestion, when Kyuhyun suddenly broke into a line of Mandarin in a deep, almost seductive voice. "Geng yong li de gan wo." He purred, and although Heechul had no idea what it meant, he could already now throw a guess into the right direction.
Especially given by the way Zhou Mi blushed so deep it looked like his head would explode any second. "Oh... I didn't think you remembered that." He stuttered lowly, avoiding both Kyuhyun’s and Heechul’s eyes in favour of scribbling random patterns on his notebook.
Kyuhyun’s smirk was priceless, and he took the conscious effort to heave himself up from the floor and on the bed, only to lean closer to his still blushing boyfriend. He sneaked an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist, bringing his lips right next to his ear. "Of course I remember it when you moan it for me. Shui ru jiao rong." If Heechul’s eyes didn’t fail him, Kyuhyun’s hand was sneaking underneath Zhou Mi’s shirt already.
Zhou Mi shuddered, his eyes falling shut on their own and his lips slightly parted to let a gasp of air through. If nothing else, that at least got Heechul curious and his eyes were sparkling with enthusiasm as he bounced a little on his place. "What is it? C’mon, tell me!"
Kyuhyun smirked and rested his chin on Zhou Mi’s shoulder, obviously not intending on providing the translation. It took a moment of incoherent mumbling from the Chinese man, but finally he cleared his throat and looked up at Heechul. "Something along the lines of 'fuck me hard and make me yours'." He admitted, his blush deepening.
“Seasoning,” Heechul grinned, gesturing towards the notepad. “Write that down for me. Right now. We’ve found our winner.”
Kyuhyun’s suggestion turned out to be full of win. Heechul decided he had a new Chinese teacher and appeared for regular lessons much to Zhou Mi’s dismay and embarrassment. Especially when the lessons turned into show-and-tells of their sexlives more often than language practices.
Heechul learned a whole lot of practical Chinese. If practical Chinese meant the same as bedroom Chinese. And judging by the bottle of expensive champagne Hangeng bought for Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun, he wasn’t exactly against that progress.
Besides, Zhou Mi got a whole lot more willing to teach the new phrases when Kyuhyun promised they could always first practice them together in private, just the two of them.
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2276 words.
I know Zhou Mi probably isn’t that easy to embarrass, but he was otherwise distracted too. And Kyuhyun is a brat. That’s my excuse 8D
Now I’ll go back to the longer writing project that will be the end of me one of these days.
Feel free to add our journal if you like the stories!
Plus, the archive.
Author:
fonulynRating: PG13
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi, Hangeng/Heechul
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Heechul has an amazing plan on how to spice up his lovelife. For that, he needs to recruit Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun for some help.
Comments: Uhm. I don’t speak any Chinese, so I made my Chinese friend translate all the Chinese phrases. If they say Beijing Duck or something equally random, it’s his fault and not mine, okay? I still figured he might be more reliable than Google Translate :/ I should seriously learn to say something more than “sweet and sour squirrel” in Chinese. Also, somehow whenever I write hanchul, Geng is magically missing and only appears in the end. I’m working on it.
Enjoy? :)
It was a perfectly peaceful morning. And it took only one word to shatter the silence in the whole building. “Seasoning!”
It was easy to notice Heechul had that tone in his voice. Yes, that tone. The very special I want something and you’d better not deny me or I will end you tone. He knew what he wanted and he knew he was going to get it. Simple as that.
That was nothing new, Zhou Mi had gotten used to that tone in Heechul’s voice already three weeks into knowing him. Hence he merely glanced up from the book he was reading when Heechul practically slammed through the door, grinning like the Cheshire cat. “There you are, Seasoning!”
Where else, Zhou Mi wanted to ask, it wasn’t like he spent much time elsewhere than on Kyuhyun’s bed, watching the younger man game or chatting with him or reading or… engaging in other activities together. He didn’t get the chance, though, not before Kyuhyun cut in from the floor where he was hunched with a controller, staring at the screen as he didn’t even pause his game. “Where else?”
Heechul simply waved him aside. “Beside the point.” He turned big, bright, eager eyes towards Zhou Mi, practically flopping down on the floor, on his knees, right in front of the Chinese man. “I need your help! I think my relationship could use a little bit of spicing up and I’ve been thinking of ways to impress Hannie and then I got this brilliant idea and you are exactly what I need!”
Zhou Mi’s eyes were almost comically wide as he stared at his friend like he had just lost his mind. This bit piqued even Kyuhyun’s interest and he tore away from his game, abandoning the controller on the floor as he scrambled up, tugging his jogging pants so they wouldn’t slide down too far, only exposing a slice of skin momentarily. He had furrowed his brows, almost possessively sliding an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist when he sat down next to him. “What do you need Zhou Mi for?” He sounded as suspicious as he looked. “I swear, if this is some dirty plan and I’m not included I’m going to –”
He didn’t get any further before Heechul cut him off with an impatient noise. “What are you, an idiot? I am not suggesting I’d snatch away your boyfriend for a dirty, hot threesome. Although come to think of it, it wouldn’t be such a bad idea, but I still think I can’t have Seasoning without you and…”
“Damn right you can’t!” Kyuhyun protested and it seemed like Heechul wanted to disagree, despite his earlier words, but the whole moment was broken when the person in question cut in quickly. “Heechul? Could you tell me what it is you want from me then?” Zhou Mi prodded gently with a smile, distracting Heechul from the conversation at hand. The way he placed his palm on Kyuhyun’s waist was very deliberate as well, visibly soothing the irrational flares of jealousy. Distantly Heechul noted that he had to hand it to Zhou Mi, the man was good at handling people around him. Almost as good as he was, that is. Or good in a different way.
With an exasperated sigh he rolled his eyes, struggling to get up from the floor to plop down on the bed as well. “Seasoning, you are absolutely adorable, but sometimes you are so dense I want to bash your head against a wall.” Heechul rolled his eyes, but there was clear affection laced in the words. He was ridiculously fond of the boy, that was no secret anyway.
They were still waiting and for a moment Heechul revelled in that, basked in the curiosity and knowing that he held the cards. Still, it was impossible to contain his enthusiasm as he spoke. "I want you to teach me Chinese!"
Half an hour later they were both still on the bed, Zhou Mi leaning against the wall with a notebook on his knees and Heechul lying on the mattress, his feet quite deliberately on Kyuhyun’s pillow. Not that Kyuhyun even really noticed, he had retreated back to his game with an eyeroll and muttered complaints about impossible idiots he had to deal with.
"How about I love you?" Zhou Mi suggested, tapping his cheek with the pencil he was holding. He looked absolutely adorable with his pursed lips and the thoughtful expression, and for a second Heechul considered cooing at him and pinching his cheeks, only to discard the idea as useless for now.
"I love you?” Heechul snorted, waving his hand dismissively as if that had been the worst suggestion in ages and didn’t even really qualify worthy an answer. “No, that's so boring. Anyone knows how to say that! I need something more unique. Something that’ll sweep Hankyung off his feet!" He grinned, an enthusiastic sparkle in his eyes. Zhou Mi resisted the urge to point out that there wasn’t really any need to do that, the man was a hopeless addict to begin with, but he knew Heechul would have none of his reasoning.
So he settled for trying to come up with something else.
After half an hour of futile attempts (“How about ‘Your eyes are beautiful.’? It would be a nice thing to say.” “Oh god where did you learn that mushy crap?” “Alright, how about ‘you are my destiny’?” “Eww.”) later, Zhou Mi was close to giving up, or alternately stabbing his pencil into Heechul’s eye.
It didn’t exactly help that Heechul was convinced Chinese was a language way beyond his grasp, something that he would never ever be able to learn. More than the obligatory ‘I love you’ that anyone could say, he added after one of his long rants about how Chinese is the stupidest language of all stupid languages. He was still determined to put his plan into action. He just didn’t accept any of the suggested lines to learn, or didn’t manage to pronounce them correctly.
Heechul was beginning to be as frustrated as his Chinese instructor, rolling on his back to look up at the ceiling. "Why is this all so difficult!” He whined theatrically, kicking Kyuhyun’s pillow down from the bed. It was the pillow’s fault, he was certain. Besides, it made him feel better, kind of. “Kyuhyun, tell me something easy." He rolled back over, staring at the younger man intently.
Kyuhyun was still sitting in front of the TV, the controller in hand and he didn’t even avert his eyes of the battle he was currently winning. "Gun kai. Si qu ba." He answered easily, releasing a small victory cry right after. “Jing la!”
"Oh that's easy. I could learn it." Heechul mused, but it only took a second for him to be distracted by the look on Zhou Mi’s face. He looked absolutely scandalized, staring at Kyuhyun from huge, disapproving eyes.
"Kyuhyun! Who taught you that!?" He demanded loudly, but there was no response from the floor, if one didn’t count the dismissive snort.
That piqued Heechul’s interest and he arched one of his perfectly plucked eyebrows questioningly. "Why? What?"
Zhou Mi looked somewhat embarrassed, still frowning at his darling boyfriend as he sent a dirty look his way. "Well basically he just told you to… fuck off and kill yourself." He explained, inching backwards as if he knew what would follow right after.
Kyuhyun could barely dodge the book that was thrown at him, along with some screeched curses and insults.
Two minutes later Heechul decided that it was actually useful to know that in Chinese, too. He even thanked Kyuhyun for it with a theatrical “you’re not always completely useless, after all!” But Kyuhyun knew him well enough to take it the right way.
The next quarter of an hour they spent repeating the words again and again until Heechul was confident enough he would remember them.
Zhou Mi had nearly endless patience. Kyuhyun would know, he had gotten private Chinese lessons (yes, sometimes they actually did study Chinese, even if most of the time they got distracted by other things) often enough to be well acquainted with the teacher side of Zhou Mi. He could repeat the same thing over and over again, never got annoyed by incompetent and bitchy students. At least, until Heechul came along.
“I give up! You’re not accepting anything I suggest!” Zhou Mi practically shot up from the bed, throwing his notepad down on the floor and the pen somewhere across the room without looking. He didn’t exactly look enraged or even really angry, but he was clearly frustrated and his cheeks were flushed from the slight agitation. A good look on him, Kyuhyun noted distantly, having stored away his game a while back. These two and their lesson were much more entertaining anyway.
“It’s because you only suggest sugary sweet mushy crap!” Heechul protested, and to be fair he had a point. Most of Zhou Mi’s suggestions had been like ripped straight from romantic teen-comedies or other sickeningly sweet movies he liked to watch from time to time. Not that Heechul didn’t enjoy the movies occasionally, he just didn’t exactly want to live one. Or make Hangeng laugh at him for using such lines. He huffed, lifting his chin challengingly to look at his teacher. “Seriously, is that how you got Kyuhyun spread his legs for you?”
“I did not!” Zhou Mi looked almost as scandalized as a moment before. He even had the decency to blush lightly – also a good look on him as Kyuhyun noted silently from his spectator’s spot on the floor. “Sugary sweet mushy crap is romantic, Chul! You should try it sometime.” Zhou Mi went on, rolling his eyes to demonstrate just how impossible his friend was.
“Romantic?” Heechul arched an eyebrow, turning to look at Kyuhyun questioningly. He knew that the younger man wasn’t exactly keen on sugary confessions of love. At least hadn’t been before that whirlwind of a Chinese fashion-addict had turned his lovelife upside down.
Right now, Kyuhyun just shrugged. “You get used to it.” He tried to aim for nonchalance, but the slow smile on his lips gave him away easily. Heechul rolled his eyes.
Other small tantrums and some reconciliation later, Zhou Mi was sitting on the bed again, having even retrieved his notepad and a new pen to show his good will. Kyuhyun was now sitting right beside the bed, his arms folded on the edge of the mattress and his chin resting on them. They were just close enough for Zhou Mi to brush over Kyuhyun’s hair absent-mindedly every now and then, for Kyuhyun to trace the seam of Zhou Mi’s trousers with his index finger. And other sickeningly sweet little gestures that Heechul found quite adorable, actually.
Kyuhyun had taken it upon himself to help the two with the language lessons, and although his suggestions had been more or less crap too (“You are more addictive than Tetris!” “…that sucks.” “I know.”) he was beginning to get the hang of it. At least, getting more towards the Heechul-approved lines.
They had been silent for a good moment, thinking of the next suggestion, when Kyuhyun suddenly broke into a line of Mandarin in a deep, almost seductive voice. "Geng yong li de gan wo." He purred, and although Heechul had no idea what it meant, he could already now throw a guess into the right direction.
Especially given by the way Zhou Mi blushed so deep it looked like his head would explode any second. "Oh... I didn't think you remembered that." He stuttered lowly, avoiding both Kyuhyun’s and Heechul’s eyes in favour of scribbling random patterns on his notebook.
Kyuhyun’s smirk was priceless, and he took the conscious effort to heave himself up from the floor and on the bed, only to lean closer to his still blushing boyfriend. He sneaked an arm around Zhou Mi’s waist, bringing his lips right next to his ear. "Of course I remember it when you moan it for me. Shui ru jiao rong." If Heechul’s eyes didn’t fail him, Kyuhyun’s hand was sneaking underneath Zhou Mi’s shirt already.
Zhou Mi shuddered, his eyes falling shut on their own and his lips slightly parted to let a gasp of air through. If nothing else, that at least got Heechul curious and his eyes were sparkling with enthusiasm as he bounced a little on his place. "What is it? C’mon, tell me!"
Kyuhyun smirked and rested his chin on Zhou Mi’s shoulder, obviously not intending on providing the translation. It took a moment of incoherent mumbling from the Chinese man, but finally he cleared his throat and looked up at Heechul. "Something along the lines of 'fuck me hard and make me yours'." He admitted, his blush deepening.
“Seasoning,” Heechul grinned, gesturing towards the notepad. “Write that down for me. Right now. We’ve found our winner.”
Kyuhyun’s suggestion turned out to be full of win. Heechul decided he had a new Chinese teacher and appeared for regular lessons much to Zhou Mi’s dismay and embarrassment. Especially when the lessons turned into show-and-tells of their sexlives more often than language practices.
Heechul learned a whole lot of practical Chinese. If practical Chinese meant the same as bedroom Chinese. And judging by the bottle of expensive champagne Hangeng bought for Zhou Mi and Kyuhyun, he wasn’t exactly against that progress.
Besides, Zhou Mi got a whole lot more willing to teach the new phrases when Kyuhyun promised they could always first practice them together in private, just the two of them.
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2276 words.
I know Zhou Mi probably isn’t that easy to embarrass, but he was otherwise distracted too. And Kyuhyun is a brat. That’s my excuse 8D
Now I’ll go back to the longer writing project that will be the end of me one of these days.
Feel free to add our journal if you like the stories!
Plus, the archive.
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/runs to read anyway
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OHMYGOD I THINK I'LL DIE FROM LOL-ING TOO HARD AT THIS FIC. I AM SO TEMPTED TO QUOTE YOUR WHOLE FIC BACK AT YOU BUT THAT WOULD BE PLAIN STUPID (AND LJ HATES MY LONG COMMENTS ANYWAY) SO I AM RESORTING TO GIVING YOU THIS CRAZY, SPAZZY, FLAILY COMMENT. =))))))))))))))))
SO, UM. FIRST YOUR HEECHUL IS SO AWESOME I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO PROPERLY EXPRESS MY ADORATION FOR HIM IN WORDS. THE WAY YOU WROTE HIM, HIS I-ALWAYS-GET-WHAT-I-WANT BEHAVIOR, AND HIS BLUNTNESS! YOU GOT HIS CHARACTERIZATION WRITTEN DOWN TO A T. ♥
AND THEN THERE'S SNARKY KYU WHO TOTALLY FAILS AT BEING A NINJA IN STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT IN THIS FIC
CHUL IS NOT AMUSED KYUAND REALLY, HE IS JUST TOO SHAMELESS, WHAT WITH FAILING TO BE DISCREET IN SNEAKING HIS HAND UNDERNEATH MIMI'S SHIRT EVEN IN HEECHUL'S PRESENCE. WHY IS KYUHYUN SUCH A GENIUS IN BEDROOM CHINESE I CAN'T EVEN. AND HOMG THAT BOY SHOULD JUST TURN CHINESE ALREADY! REALLY, EVEN THE OTHER SJ-M MEMBERS ADMITTED THAT KYU'S MANDARIN IS GETTING BETTER IRL.*A*AND MIMI ♥ I LOVE HIS AWKWARDNESS AT TIMES AND HIM BEING SO EMBARRASSED WHEN KYU WHISPERED THOSE WORDS INTO HIS EAR IS REALLY TOO DAMN ADORABLE. I AM SERIOUSLY RUNNING OUT OF WORDS AND AND AND PLEASE JUST SHUT ME UP OR ELSE THIS COMMENT WILL BE ONE HUGE BALL OF INCOHERENT SPAZZING. :|||||
ILU. SERIOUSLY. AND YOU KNOW I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOUR QMI. I SHALL DISTURB YOU WITH MY SPAZZINESS EVERY TIME YOU WRITE SO BEAUTIFULLY LIKE THIS. >:D
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I was kind of worried it wasn't fun enough so it's very relieving to hear that! XD haha I wouldn't mind if you quoted! But I guess lj is indeed a bitch with the comments x)
Somehow I love writing Heechul x) I thought he was incredibly hard at first but I dunno, now I like it XD
My Kyuhyun obsession is showing, isn't it? :/ He was supposed to keep it down! But of course he needed to have all the attention, that brat. AND OF COURSE HE NEEDS TO GET TOUCHY WITH MIMI. I bet he remembers every single dirty thing Mimi ever whispered to him in Chinese.
I think Mimi can be as perverted as the rest but Kyuhyun just caught him off guard. And used his charm to get Mimi even more flustered 8D
ILU2, BB ♥ And I love your spazziness toooo~!
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jgafjhasjfha you are worrying over nothing! i would've quoted everything, really but ever since lj decided to be bitchy with me and humongous comment in one of your entries, i decided to use my self-control...every once in a while. XDD
heechul seems hard to write, but you've got his characterization down to a T. and i must admit, i am inlove with your chul.
now all i need is geng!IT IS. KYUHYUN IS JUST LIKE MIMI. THEY CANNOT TONE DOWN THEIR LOVELINESS (IN KYU'S CASE-- SNARKINESS) EVEN IF THEY TRIED. and he's such an attention whore. i'm sure he loves hogging all of mi's attention
not that mi has anything to focus his attention onHE TOTALLY NEEDS TO. IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE UNIVERSAL LAWS OF THEIR WORLD OR SOMETHING. i don't doubt that he does! he's just pure genius when it comes to mimi-related stuff. XDflustered!mimi is adorable. it's kind of funny how most of the qmi writers i know write flustered!mimi very well. :))
not many people can stand my spazziness. which is why i'm glad we met each other, unnie. :3
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haha self control is overrated anyway XD I've needed to divide comments to several parts too sometimes, although thankfully not that often x)
BUT GENG IS SO DIFFICULT D: I'm afraid I'll ruin him completely. But I am trying, I am trying XD And Chul can work as a distraction.
THEY ARE SO MADE TO BE! ♥ They fit each other so perfectly in every possible way ;___; And then Kyuhyun surprises Mimi in the best possible moments, whispering dirty words (or maybe sweet ones occasionally) into his ear and Mimi falls even more in love~ ♥
Maybe because it's so easy to imagine? x) Aww Mimi~ ♥
Trust me, I am so glad we met :3 ♥♥♥
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true, true! and it's not like i give long comments like that all the time. XD so, yes, self-control is something i only try to exercise every once in a while otl.
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WRITE HIM WITH SOME PRACTICE. chul works perfectly as a distraction. he hogs the spotlight all to himself to divert people's attention from the missing geng
although kyu fails at being a ninja in stealing that spotlight from himTHEY SO ARE, COMPLETELY HOMG. they complement each other in so many different ways, it's practically unbelievable. ;~; d'awww. or kyu will put his arm around mimi's waist with even in public or discreetly hold his hand under the table during interviews. ahh~ so inlove. ♥
probably! or maybe because he's too damn adorable when he's flustered so writers often include flustered!mimi in their fics. :3
d'awww. /clings ♥♥♥
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I AM PRACTICING ;______; Maybe Chul is too easy to write and I always end up too distracted by him XD Aww but I love Kyu failing at ninjaing ♥ The boy needs attention.
Seriously, anyone who sees Kyu and Mimi together has to admit there's some serious chemistry there. My Chinese friend is completely convinced of it too, and it's kind of freaky to listen to him make up theories about what is going on XD Awww I love those discreet little things, handholding and aww ♥ Although those two fail at being subtle, too XD
He is adorable so often ;___; ♥ Oh he steals my heart.
♥♥♥
AND YOU KNOW WHAT!? I THINK I FINISHED THE MPREG STORY! 8D *CHEERS*
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or semi-finished because i suddenly remembered i still have one topic i need to read sobs\o/ AND MY SELF-CONTROL IS PROBABLY JUST ASLAMEGOOD AS YOURS. i've started writing another fic while i'm in the midst of studying otl >.< the plotbunnies are supposed to leave me alone while i'm cramming for exams today gdi. :|||||||||I KNOW. I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOUR GENG, HOMG. some find it kind of hard to write chul, though. but you've written him so perfectly believable for me. :)) him and mimi always fail at ninjaing. they should probably just give up trying to be discreet every time. XD
hsfkjhsjfhsk me wants to meet your chinese friend and hear his theories! it would be so interesting to hear mimi and kyu's
discreetrelationship from a guy's point of view. yes, they fail so much, they should just give up! lol it's not like we're convinced nothing is going on between those two ♥true, true. ♥ his awkwardness makes him even more adorable. ^^
AHFJHASJFHSAJGFUIYRHIWAHFKJSFJKBSAFJAS WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO POST IT? HOMG, I'M FREAKING EXCITED /ROLLS
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I thought Chul would be really hard to write but then I tried and he kind of... wrote himself XD It just happened so there wasn't really any problem! haha they should XD They're such bad ninjas they should give up on it already XD
and announce their marriageYou should come here and we could all talk about it ;D haha he's such a girl sometimes though. But he is having a quite perverted approach on things. He always says Kyuhyun's Chinese is too good and Mimi is undoubtedly giving him "extra lessons" and then he makes hints at what those lessons contain in reality x)
I don't know yet :/ I KINDA WANNA POST IT NOW. LIKE, RIGHT NOW. Buuuut I already posted this on Sunday and it's barely been two days and I don't wanna spam and and and... this week though, that's for sure.
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lol he always gets what he wants, and since chul likes hogging the spotlight in whatever fic he appears in, i'm pretty sure he did write himself orz. XDD true, true! i should prolly teach them my ninja skills 8D
or maybe not because i love the idea of qmi announcing their marriage :">send me a plane ticket and i will! XDD that's the fun part, though! i'd love to have a friend like that irl. my friends here don't even know i ship super junior members with each other lol.
JHFJSHFAWHUFHSJFH CAN YOU POST IT AFTER MY EXAMS. I CANNOT FULLY ENJOY THE MPREG FIC IF I HAVE SOME OTHER THINGS I AM WORRYING ABOUT. :/ spaaaaaaaaam! but you do know [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and i love your spam, so. <3
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Chul is such an attention whore XD Damnit. haha maybe you should teach them some, but not too much? XD WE NEED THE MARRIAGE. Like, now.
haha I would if I could! XD *starts collecting money* Well, my friends here don't either really. Or my flatmate does but she isn't into the whole pairing thing x) She at least allows me my fun XD Oh and my brother knows, of course.
When are your exams? I know I asked already before but I don't remember! Now tomorrow were two, right? And then something else? I'm going away for the whole weekend on Friday though so if you want it this week it'll have to be tomorrow or Thursday. Or then Sunday x) Aw I knoowww and I love you two for it ~ ♥
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still have my NAT exam and one last minor exam on friday but hjdfhafhkndkas /lazy to studyAND HOMGHOMGHOMG I FLAILED WHEN I SAW THAT PICTURE! mimi looks so ravishingly lovely and that hand on kyu's shoulder! homg, you guys should never try being discreet anymore. they do fail so much at ninjaing i can't even. *A*lol yes, i shall try teaching them! AND WE DOOOOOO~ they should stop teasing us and just get married right away! XDD
i don't really mention to my friends that i'm into those kind of pairings. they just wouldn't understand and, worse, they'll probably be weirded out if they knew. XDD it's nice that your brother knows, my younger sister doesn't orz.
jgfjakhfhasf ayou can post it today or tomorrow if you have time! ^^ d'awww. and you know we love you for spamming us with such adorable qmi fics ♥♥
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I am so expecting a marriage announcement in the near future XD
Most of my friends don't know, either, but there are a few who do. They're all into different fandoms though, or not into it really x) Aw my brother is full of support XD haha I complain to him about unfinished fics even XD
I was supposed to have a lesson now but it got canceled so I suppose I'd have time now ... x) I still feel a bit iffy about it but oh well XD
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lol i am too! XD
oh. my friends are into different fandoms too. our group's practically a bunch of different fandoms meshed together. XD my younger sister's only 14. i don't think she's old enough for her mind to be corrupted orz. XDD
d'aww. that sucks. when are you supposed to teach again? if you have time later, maybe you could post it? or tomorrow can do. i'm not in a hurry really
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haha your sister is young indeed so no need to corrupt her x) My brother is already 22 so he's free game XD And I listen to him talk about his fandoms too, so it works both ways!
I'm supposed to teach again next week only, since today got canceled. But then next week I have two lessons at the same time so I have to try to fix that somehow XD Awh I wanted to post it yes but I saw there was some awesome qmi posted last night and I know mine pales in comparison so yeah I dunno. Self-esteem issues, hello! 8D
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lol, yes she is so i don't really feel like mentioning to her whatever contagious qmi addiction i'm having rn. XD i always listen to my friend squeal over her fandom, and it's rather a good thing that she can tolerate my fangirling so much or else she wouldn't be able to survive being my friend for this whole semester. XDD
aww. i hope you'll be able to fix your schedule. it'll be really tiring having to teach two lessons at the same time. |: KJSHFASUHFJASK STOP DOUBTING YOURSELF. YOUR QMI FICS ARE WONDERFUL AND YOU SHOULD NEVER THINK ABOUT THEM OTHERWISE. >:| /shoos self-esteem issues away
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haha it's always good to have friends like that! One always needs someone to babble and fangirl to!
It's impossible to teach two lessons at once :/ Since they're in classrooms on the opposite ends of the school building and all XD BUT I CAN'T HELP IT D: others are way more wonderful ;___; You're being too nice to me.
[random topic change] Last night I had a dream where Siwon told everyone on national television that Zhou Mi sparkles. That at least amused me XD I even had to make an entry about it in my journal when I woke up *laughs*
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it is! shameless fangirling and hours of hours of squealing and flailing almost eveyday orz XD
whoa. it's not like you can divide yourself into two to be able to do that. :/ erm, i'm sure you'll get it fixed though! I AM NOT BEING TOO NICE TO YOU, I AM JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH WAYLT. DD:<
[me loves random topic changes \o/] OMG I LOL-ED REAL HARD! XDD KJHDFKASHFKA AND LOOK AT THE WONDERFUL GIF (http://i54.tinypic.com/160v98h.gif) THAT I FOUND. IT TOTALLY FITS YOUR DESCRIPTION, HOMG. ♥ /SQUEALS
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There is never too much fangirling, seriously! XD
I knowww. Thus I have to talk to my instructors today and somehow fix this. I hate these random schedule changes though :/ I'M SORRY ;___; I JUST FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE.
THE WHOLE DREAM WAS EPIC! But the best part of it was definitely Siwon going on and on about how sparkly Zhou Mi is XD AWH THAT IS PERFECT FOR IT. SPARKLY!MIMI♥
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lol, true. now that i'm in this fandom, i don't think i could ever stop fangirling even over the littlest, silliest things. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS QMI-RELATED. ♥
i'm sure you will. ^^ i hate those too. we were supposed to have our free day on thursday (no exams whatsoever) but then our thesis adviser wanted us to go to school just to have our thesis checked. it's not like we'll have classes or anything. ;___________; I AM SUPPOSED TO REST THE WHOLE DAY THAT DAY SOBS.
JFHKJHFKAJSHFJAK AT YOU. I SHOULD BE THE ONLY STUBBORN ONE WHO REFUSES TO BELIEVE THAT HER FICS AREN'T MADE OF CRAPPINESS AND HORRIBLENESS. >:||||| YOUR FICS ARE WAY TOO AWESOME COMPARED TO MINE. stop doubting yourself or i'll be mad at you /huffs
I'M SURE IT WAS! I WAS ONLY IMAGINING IT IN MY HEAD, AND EVEN I COULDN'T DENY ITS EPICNESS. XDD lol, i swear i'll never be able to look at siwon the same way again.
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And those two give us so much to fangirl about too ;___; Omg they're so perfect.
Oh gosh that sucks D: I hate it when I'm supposed to have a free day and then some stupid meeting pops up and spoils everything ;___;
DON'T BE MAD AT ME ;____; *CRIES* I try, okay. I try.
Siwon is awesome XD And I still want to read a good Siwon/Mimi fic, but I don't think I'm obsessing over them otherwise XD In the dream they weren't a couple or anything. Siwon was just telling everyone the truth! Mimi sparkles and the world should know it! ♥