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rabenhorst ([personal profile] rabenhorst) wrote2010-01-15 11:27 am

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Title: Phallus Symbol
Author: [livejournal.com profile] fonulyn
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Toshiya/Die
Disclaimer: I own no one, only my dirty imagination.
Summary: Even a visit to a botanical garden can turn more interesting when your companion is an incurable pervert.
Comments:
[livejournal.com profile] fonulyn: This is actually originally written in Berlin last year, when me and my family visited the botanical garden and in the end… there were interestingly shaped cactuses XD (I have pictures, too!) Now I just had to still type it on the computer, and fix it a bit since I had written it in my little black book hastily ;) It’s short, but maybe it’ll amuse you like it amused me!
Also, dedicating it to [livejournal.com profile] sick_pride; I know it’s not your fav pair but maybe it’ll do to make you smile ;)

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Phallus Symbol



”That looks like a dick.”

The statement that might’ve been amusing the first time it was said out loud only managed to make Die raise one eyebrow now that he heard it the sixteenth time that day. He was beginning to think that someone had a broken recorder hidden somewhere. “No, Toshiya,” he turned to look at the bassist, releasing a small sigh, “It does not. It’s a cactus, it looks like a cactus.”

Now the words made the bassist frown in turn, crossing his arms across his chest. “No. It does look like a dick. C’mon, look at the shape of that thing! It’s pretty nice and thick too, and…” At that point he was cut off by a quick hand-gesture from the guitarist. “No, no! Stop that! When we get one long awaited day off, even if it is in some garden, you could at least try to enjoy it.” Already when speaking, Die had to let the small, stubborn grin break free on his lips. The younger man was simply all too adorable like this, still watching the cactus and frowning a little.

There was a mischievous sparkle hidden somewhere in Toshiya’s eyes though, and it almost made Die flinch when the gaze was turned at him. “Don’t you see it, still?” He asked, an with one quick step he was standing right beside the guitarist, so close to him that Die could feel the warmth emitting from him. No one was close enough to them to see what was going on, the masses of plants blocking the view from all sides. Boldly, Toshiya sneaked one arm around Die’s waist, pulling the older man against his chest.

Automatically, Die closed his eyes, focusing on the way he could feel the bassist’s chest move against his back. The next second there was a hot breath hitting his ear, a low voice resonating in the air. “I’m already looking forward to the evening…” That now was an argument Die couldn’t contradict, nor did he want to. When Toshiya went on, sneaking his both arms around him, he was sold. “Babe, once we’re alone, I will show you what five days of celibacy can do to a man, and release all the pent-up pressure on you…”

Die could feel a set of warm lips press on his neck, and he knew he had no way to resist. In fact, now he couldn’t wait until the evening either. Grinning, he tilted his head until he could look at the younger man from sparkling eyes.

“You know,” he chuckled lowly, “it does look like a dick.”

Their eyes met and neither of them could stop grinning.












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[identity profile] sick-pride.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't matter that it's not my favorite pair. You made me laugh anyway. I love this easy-going atmosphere between them, all calm and content and so lovely... funny. Well, not the right word but you simply can't find a proper description for the two of them. It's Die, and it's Toshiya, and together they're simply made of pure love. And hotness. Yeah *laughs*

Well, it's indeed not my favorite pair but: thank you. You made me love another pair - again.

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Aw I'm glad if it did make you laugh! Then it served its purpose perfectly and I'm happy XD And trust me, I know how hard it is to find a proper word to describe them. They're just them. And hard to resist *laughs*

I'm sorry I can't offer you a continuous flow of nice K/Ts, really am. But I can try to work with D/T since I know you at least like them some ;)

[identity profile] seinen-no.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, I do love this one too hun! Was a nice surprise to see it. And hey, a cactus can look like a dick :D

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Aww thank you! ^__^ haha, and I know! I was at least *coughs* seeing things in the garden. And wasn't the only one either XD

I'm sorry I didn't send you the promised mail but the whole morning has been kinda weird and I woke up so late x) But do know that I miss you! ♥ And am looking forward to tomorrow already ;D

[identity profile] seinen-no.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I know that you miss me x)

I just got here to work and I'm a bit ... lazy, I'd say. Though I was buying groceries before work already, so I think I did do something at least.

And the Korean guy didn't write yet :(

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
I always do XD But hey, you got at least something done! I... painted my nails and decided it was more essential than eating XD Now I have to run to the movie-evening. Aw and he will write, he will!

[identity profile] gothic-hime.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Sex-deprived boys get vision problems XD

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Yeah I suppose they do XD

[identity profile] violentvoice.livejournal.com 2010-01-15 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
This was...awesome. I just love how childish Toshiya is one second, then so sexy the next. When I red he was talking about a cactus, I laughed for real xD

And Die...so annoyed. Cute <3

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
haha, thank you! I totally love that in Toshiya too, how he has all these LAYERS in him and he can go from liquid sex to pure adorableness in seconds! Love XD

[identity profile] violentvoice.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
Humor & sex in a perfect combination. Mmmmm...

[identity profile] jikhyun.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
hahahaha that is so toto chan. many cactai do look like dicks hes correct in sayin that.

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2010-01-16 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you're so right! Many of them do XD It was just obvious he had to point it out!

And thanks for reading :D