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rabenhorst ([personal profile] rabenhorst) wrote2007-05-31 06:40 pm

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Title: Fiction
Author: [livejournal.com profile] fonulyn
Rating: PG
Pairing: Kaoru x Die
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the persons mentioned in this nor have any connections with them. I do NOT get any money from this, and it's written solely for entertainment purposes meaning no harm.
Comments:: Heh, I wrote this one some time ago, and my friend [livejournal.com profile] pi_ankh was writing her fic at the same time. Then we were both finished and we gave each other our fics to read. The funny thing is, that they matched quite good^^ Spooky even, I’d say. We had however nothing to do with each other’s writings. If you’re interested, you can read [livejournal.com profile] pi_ankh’s version here .



Fiction


”What on earth are you doing?” Kaoru leaned against the doorframe, eyes fixed on Die. The redhead grinned happily, but didn’t avert his gaze from the computer screen which seemed to irritate the older man slightly. “Reading.” Came the one word reply, and soon after that the younger guitarist chuckled at something he was reading. Kaoru’s interest was rising, and he strolled closer to look at the screen over Die’s shoulder. The younger one however quickly slammed his hands to cover the text he had been enjoying reading. A bit offended, Kaoru pulled back and arched an eyebrow questioningly. “Die? Take your hands away.”

The younger guitarist shook his head. “No, no. Not in a million years, Kaoru.” The older man sighed. “What on earth could be so terrible you can’t show me?” Die pouted and pushed his lower lip forward, still shaking his head. “No, you won’t like it.” Kaoru sighed and took Die’s hands in his own, looking the other straight in the eye. “Die, I’m not in a very good mood and I can tell you I won’t be very kind to you tonight when we get to bed if you don’t tell me immediately what the hell you were doing.” The redhead sighed deep and shrugged his shoulders in a sign of defeat. “Whatever you say, you threatening bastard.”

Kaoru couldn’t help but smirk. “Thanks, hunny.” He bent forward and pressed a quick kiss on Die’s cheek before turning to face the computer. It didn’t take long before his face turned to various shades of pink and finally red. “I see…” He muttered and turned his head away. What he had seen on the screen wasn’t really what he had expected. He had gotten face to face with a quite detailed written sex scene. “And I really saw enough.” Die chuckled at the other’s words, turning to face him. “See? I told you that you wouldn’t like it.”

“You were really reading that? What ‘s that site?” The lead guitarist shook his head and shot the younger man a questioning gaze. Die shifted on his seat. “Well, that’s another thing… You see, this is a page where these… things are written about us, about the band.” Now Kaoru’s eyes opened even wider, if possible. “What?” The rhythm guitarist smirked. “Yeah, fanfiction. Pairing us up and making us do interesting things in interesting positions.” Kaoru looked suspicious and Die figured out he needed to give the older man something to emphasize his words.

“Look, there’s one of you and Kyo!” Die pointed at a title with his index finger. Kaoru leaned in to take a closer look. He had to focus his eyes for a moment before he could make out what the title said. “Let’s see… ‘Sex in the hallway’. What the fuck!?” His eyes flew open and he stepped backwards a bit. The redhead turned to look at him, grinning widely. “That’s the whole point Kao. I thought that you’d already found out that sex and fucking go together quite often.” Kaoru slapped the back of Die’s head. “You stop that.”

“Heh, let’s see how it’s like…” It took a few moments for Kaoru before he realized both what Die had said and what he was about to do. “Hell no!” He grabbed the redhead’s wrist and tried to prevent the younger one from opening the file. Die managed to shield the keyboard with his shoulder and soon the screen was filled with letters. Kaoru forgot to resist when he read the first words and his mouth dropped open, the first line already made him fear the worst. “Lessee… ‘The short singer approached Kaoru with a twinkle in his eyes’…” The redhead began to read out loud, grinning like a maniac. “…’that could mean only one thing. Hot, sweaty, kinky man on man sex’ – ouch!” Kaoru’s hand had made contact with the back of Die’s head quite roughly. “Stop that. Put it away.”

“Awww, Kaoru! Don’t be a kill-joy! I was really beginning to like it.” Die said while rubbing the back of his head where he’d been hit. “I could definitely imagine Kyo attacking you like that.” Kaoru looked appalled. “What? So you spend your time imagining me doing dirty deeds with others while we’re supposed to be together?” The redhead sneered happily. “No, not actually. I usually only read stuff about you and me.” Now the older guitarist’s eyes grew wide and he opened and closed his mouth a few times without making any sound.

Kaoru swallowed and inhaled deep. “So you read these regularly?” The younger man looked a bit embarrassed and tried to avoid Kaoru’s questioning gaze. “Not really… I just stumbled across them this one day about a week ago and I kinda liked the ones I read…” The older man nodded slowly. “This is worse than I thought. You really are perverted.” He sat on the redhead’s lap sideways and circled his arms around him. “Are you so unhappy with your sex-life that you have to read these?” Die gave the man on his lap a light peck and pressed his chin on the other’s shoulder.

“Nah. I just thought it was something new.” Die said, still staring at the screen and scrolling down the page, glancing the headlines. “This is quite hot, I think.” Die stated with a considering voice, pointing at one of the titles. “I read it yesterday. Maybe we could find inspiration in it. Listen, ‘Press me against the wall and fuck’…” Kaoru clapped his hand to cover the younger man’s mouth. “Don’t! I was already traumatized enough.” He leaned closer to ghost his lips over Die’s ear. “Can’t I offer you something to take your mind off those?”

Die smiled. “I could consider that.” He nuzzled Kaoru’s neck before pressing a soft kiss on his lips. “Offer accepted.” Kaoru jumped up from Die’s lap and offered his hand to the younger man. “C’mon then, let’s get going.”

Die stood up too. “Okay, Kao. But don’t you think we could still read…”

“Die!” Kaoru looked angry and mean. Die gave in and hung his head.

“Right… Let’s go.”

[identity profile] scwolf-10k.livejournal.com 2007-11-15 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao!!! this was so amusing XDDDD

I'm off to read [livejournal.com profile] pi_ankh's version now XDDDD

[identity profile] fonulyn.livejournal.com 2007-11-15 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thankies XD hehe, and the most frightening thing is that I can even imagine them like that x)

[identity profile] scwolf-10k.livejournal.com 2007-11-15 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
oh God, me too~ and I have no idea why XD probably because of Kao's manly looks and Die's.. red hair XDDDDD