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Title: The horny genie
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oemmelchen and seinen_no
Theme: #1 Accident
Rating: PG 13 – I guess
Pairing: Yomi x Kyo
Disclaimer: We came to the conclusion that we will deny the fact that Yomi and Kyo belong to themselves. Instead they only do exist to please us and whoever says otherwise should run as fast as she can XD
Comments: This one was written and developed byoemmelchen. I did only suggest some things for the ending, so all the credits go to her *love you hun*. I can only highly recommend you reading this for I love, love, love this Kyo!
The italic written sentences are Yomi's statements!
The horny genie
"Oh come on. Don't be such a sissy!"
"No! I said don't touch me there! That is totally impropriate for a Genie-Master-relationship!"
Ah, perhaps I should introduce myself first? I am Kyo, a 2001 year old japanese genie. Yeah, that's right, a genie. The fairytale creature that lives in a bottle, fulfilling the wishes of his master. And not just three wishes that is. As if anyone would settle with just three wishes, right? No, we are talking endless power here!
'Why japanese?' you may ask. I dunno really, to be honest with you. It just happened to be that way. Maybe I did something completely evil in my previous life and this is my punishment, speaking as a buddhist.
The youth screaming at me is my current reluctant master, Yomi, a 21 year old guy, who accidentally stumbled across my bottle. Kihihihi..., sorry, I can't help being silly at times.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, Yomi. Ah, my sweet young master. Can you imagine his face, when he rubbed the dust off this ancient relic and I popped out? There's one thing I actually enjoy about being a genie: Meeting my new master for the first time!
Don't get me wrong, but it's very important to make a good first impression. Maybe that is the
reason why I have developed a tendency to exaggerate slightly. Ah, but it's not my fault that my looks might not be as impressive as they should be, for I am only a small Asian genie, you see. So I have a lot to make up for.
Anyway, my new master turned out to be this cute japanese guy. You may have guessed by now, that my sexual preferences tend towards men. 'Genies have sexual desires?' you may wonder. Of course! What did you expect, being trapped in such a small thing as a bottle or vase, waiting, sometimes for years or even centuries to be released? Of course we have sexual desires! And speaking of my own, they are not small, if you know what I mean, kihihihi...
***
"Back to your bottle, I say! I'll call you, when I need you again!"
"Is that all I am to you? A servant, a little puppy, you take out of the basket just to toy around with and then put away, when you're tired of it? Oh well, I wish you WOULD toy around with me once, but not even that little bit of attention you grant me."
"Kyo, please. Not THAT conversation again. Just do as I say!"
"You forgot to wish for it."
"Okay then, I wish for you to go back to your bottle."
And here I go again, sitting in this tiny prison all by myself, waiting to be called. Boring, boring and again boring! Why do I always have to serve such pricks, who only care about themselves?
Yeah, I know, a genie is supposed to grant wishes and such but that doesn't mean I don't have needs, does it?
Maybe I should rethink my strategy. Hm, let's see, what could be wrong about showing my affection to Yomi? Okay, it probably is my fault that he has been so reluctant in the first place. My being prone to exaggeration can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
I guess, I went a little too far on that first impression thing, when I appeared naked, surrounded by a cloud of red hearts, literally waving my tail at the sight of my new owner.
Khihihihi..., yeah, I guess it must have been a pretty shocking experience for young Yomi-chan. But I was so happy about being freed again, and when I first saw him, I couldn't help but show it. Damn you, Kyo! You scared him off and now you have to deal with it and try to make up for the introduction that went sour.
But what about the second impression? Was that any better? Ah, I think not.
Yomi was so scared, that it took him a while to recover and call for me the second time. Time enough to get myself all psyched up by the mere fact that my new master was so young and handsome.
Oh, now I remember that second meeting like it was only yesterday. Hey, wait a minute ... it WAS yesterday! How could you forget Kyo?
Changing forms in front of Yomi from male to female – naked again, of course – just to imply, there are more possibilities.
Tske, tske, you learn from your mistakes they say, but I seem not to be able to. As for now, I' ll probably have time enough to try and think of a solution, if he hasn't thrown me in a river or ocean already. So, think genie, think, think, think...
***
I've been thinking for about a week now since my master hasn't called for me again as yet. How I hate not knowing what happens outside of this stupid shell! Has he given up on me? What a pity that would be.
Here I go again, thinking these nasty thoughts of naked Yomi, chained to the bed. Shame on you, Kyo! A whole week and the only thing you came up with, is this naughty fantasy. Exciting it is for sure, but is not helping at all.
Argh, I know something will go awfully wrong, MUST go awfully wrong, when he calls the third time. My only hope is, that Yomi-chan is an indulgent boss. After all, I am only craving someone to live happily ever after with, like everybody else. Come on, Kyo! Stop bending the truth. You're looking for pure simple sex, that's all.
Maybe that's exactly what I should explain to Yomi. Maybe we can make a deal? Something like working overtime and getting laid once a week in exchange? Pft, I should stop fooling myself here. It's not like there is a genie-union I could run to, if my employer turns down my conditions.
Oh, he's calling, he's calling! How do I look? Can I go out like this? Is my hair fluffy enough? Calm down Kyo! This time, show up in a decent fashion, would you?!
"How may I serve you master?"
"Ack! First stop that genie talk. I'll never get used to this."
"Only, if you stop looking away or peeking through your hands, when I appear."
"Sorry, I assumed you might just be wearing your birthday suit again."
"What would that be good for? On second thought, if THAT is what you want?"
"You wish! Stop that sexy voice thing, it won't work on me. I have come up with a wish, I'd like you to grant."
"I see, that's what took you so long, thinking."
"Oh my god, you are so bitchy. Isn't there a rule about not being defiant towards your master?"
"I'm not sure, but I've always been a bit different from other genies. I make my own rules."
"I've noticed that. I never imagined genies would try to sexually abuse their boss. But let's not go there. No hard feelings he?"
"Ah, it's a shame, not to feel anything hard, really."
"KYO! Don't get me started!"
"Not? But I could finish it for you. Oh, okay, you're not in the mood for games. Now, put my bottle down. We don't want to do anything we might regret later. What is your desire, ah, I mean, wish. What is your wish?"
Okay, I admit it. I should have tried to behave that day and kept myself from poking my finger into the wound – metaphorically speaking. But after all, I am only a hot tempered and horny genie. I kept on provoking him and he didn't have what it takes to silence someone of my caliber. So when I finally made this stupid mistake, he was already pretty stressed out. Ah, actually it turned out to be not as stupid as I thought at first, at least not for me, kihihihi...
"Okay done. Now, how about granting me a wish? Only this once."
"If it has nothing to do with me and you doing stuff your little pervy mind has come up with?!"
"Oh, who's being bitchy now? Alright, I'll give you the 'pervy', but 'little'? Don't be fooled by my body height. Everything else on me is GIGANTIC! Okay, stop laughing! That is so NOT polite!"
"I'm sorry. Go on, you were saying? Ah, I remember. Okay, make a wish then!"
"Wrong term master."
"What? Ah, alright. I wish for you to make a wish."
"You should really work on these wishing techniques, you know. You have to be careful and precise."
"Yeah, blablabla."
"Oh please, that is so childish. Don't you know how to behave? I wish you could experience how it feels to be a genie once. You wouldn't be so rude."
***
What a lesson! I felt that something awful would happen, right? Well, it was a pretty bad day for Yomi-chan, so that prophecy of mine could be called fulfilled. As for me, hm, I guess it could have been worse.
I am used to waiting, having waited for centuries already for a new master to show up. Ah, I like the anticipation and the first meeting, you know? But I think I've mentioned that already.
As for Yomi, patience is obviously not one of his virtues.
Kihihihihi..., can you imagine the look on the person's face, when he rubs this bottle? Yeah, well, the fact of having a genie appear before you must be challenging enough. But what about TWO small Japanese genies?
"Yomi-chan, stop screaming for buddha's sake! Nobody can hear you outside of this bottle anyway. Calm down! Do you want me to cheer you up? Come on over here, and I'll do my best to make your day, honey!"
Author:
oemmelchen and seinen_no Theme: #1 Accident
Rating: PG 13 – I guess
Pairing: Yomi x Kyo
Disclaimer: We came to the conclusion that we will deny the fact that Yomi and Kyo belong to themselves. Instead they only do exist to please us and whoever says otherwise should run as fast as she can XD
Comments: This one was written and developed by
oemmelchen. I did only suggest some things for the ending, so all the credits go to her *love you hun*. I can only highly recommend you reading this for I love, love, love this Kyo!The italic written sentences are Yomi's statements!
The horny genie
"Oh come on. Don't be such a sissy!"
"No! I said don't touch me there! That is totally impropriate for a Genie-Master-relationship!"
Ah, perhaps I should introduce myself first? I am Kyo, a 2001 year old japanese genie. Yeah, that's right, a genie. The fairytale creature that lives in a bottle, fulfilling the wishes of his master. And not just three wishes that is. As if anyone would settle with just three wishes, right? No, we are talking endless power here!
'Why japanese?' you may ask. I dunno really, to be honest with you. It just happened to be that way. Maybe I did something completely evil in my previous life and this is my punishment, speaking as a buddhist.
The youth screaming at me is my current reluctant master, Yomi, a 21 year old guy, who accidentally stumbled across my bottle. Kihihihi..., sorry, I can't help being silly at times.
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, Yomi. Ah, my sweet young master. Can you imagine his face, when he rubbed the dust off this ancient relic and I popped out? There's one thing I actually enjoy about being a genie: Meeting my new master for the first time!
Don't get me wrong, but it's very important to make a good first impression. Maybe that is the
reason why I have developed a tendency to exaggerate slightly. Ah, but it's not my fault that my looks might not be as impressive as they should be, for I am only a small Asian genie, you see. So I have a lot to make up for.
Anyway, my new master turned out to be this cute japanese guy. You may have guessed by now, that my sexual preferences tend towards men. 'Genies have sexual desires?' you may wonder. Of course! What did you expect, being trapped in such a small thing as a bottle or vase, waiting, sometimes for years or even centuries to be released? Of course we have sexual desires! And speaking of my own, they are not small, if you know what I mean, kihihihi...
***
"Back to your bottle, I say! I'll call you, when I need you again!"
"Is that all I am to you? A servant, a little puppy, you take out of the basket just to toy around with and then put away, when you're tired of it? Oh well, I wish you WOULD toy around with me once, but not even that little bit of attention you grant me."
"Kyo, please. Not THAT conversation again. Just do as I say!"
"You forgot to wish for it."
"Okay then, I wish for you to go back to your bottle."
And here I go again, sitting in this tiny prison all by myself, waiting to be called. Boring, boring and again boring! Why do I always have to serve such pricks, who only care about themselves?
Yeah, I know, a genie is supposed to grant wishes and such but that doesn't mean I don't have needs, does it?
Maybe I should rethink my strategy. Hm, let's see, what could be wrong about showing my affection to Yomi? Okay, it probably is my fault that he has been so reluctant in the first place. My being prone to exaggeration can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
I guess, I went a little too far on that first impression thing, when I appeared naked, surrounded by a cloud of red hearts, literally waving my tail at the sight of my new owner.
Khihihihi..., yeah, I guess it must have been a pretty shocking experience for young Yomi-chan. But I was so happy about being freed again, and when I first saw him, I couldn't help but show it. Damn you, Kyo! You scared him off and now you have to deal with it and try to make up for the introduction that went sour.
But what about the second impression? Was that any better? Ah, I think not.
Yomi was so scared, that it took him a while to recover and call for me the second time. Time enough to get myself all psyched up by the mere fact that my new master was so young and handsome.
Oh, now I remember that second meeting like it was only yesterday. Hey, wait a minute ... it WAS yesterday! How could you forget Kyo?
Changing forms in front of Yomi from male to female – naked again, of course – just to imply, there are more possibilities.
Tske, tske, you learn from your mistakes they say, but I seem not to be able to. As for now, I' ll probably have time enough to try and think of a solution, if he hasn't thrown me in a river or ocean already. So, think genie, think, think, think...
***
I've been thinking for about a week now since my master hasn't called for me again as yet. How I hate not knowing what happens outside of this stupid shell! Has he given up on me? What a pity that would be.
Here I go again, thinking these nasty thoughts of naked Yomi, chained to the bed. Shame on you, Kyo! A whole week and the only thing you came up with, is this naughty fantasy. Exciting it is for sure, but is not helping at all.
Argh, I know something will go awfully wrong, MUST go awfully wrong, when he calls the third time. My only hope is, that Yomi-chan is an indulgent boss. After all, I am only craving someone to live happily ever after with, like everybody else. Come on, Kyo! Stop bending the truth. You're looking for pure simple sex, that's all.
Maybe that's exactly what I should explain to Yomi. Maybe we can make a deal? Something like working overtime and getting laid once a week in exchange? Pft, I should stop fooling myself here. It's not like there is a genie-union I could run to, if my employer turns down my conditions.
Oh, he's calling, he's calling! How do I look? Can I go out like this? Is my hair fluffy enough? Calm down Kyo! This time, show up in a decent fashion, would you?!
"How may I serve you master?"
"Ack! First stop that genie talk. I'll never get used to this."
"Only, if you stop looking away or peeking through your hands, when I appear."
"Sorry, I assumed you might just be wearing your birthday suit again."
"What would that be good for? On second thought, if THAT is what you want?"
"You wish! Stop that sexy voice thing, it won't work on me. I have come up with a wish, I'd like you to grant."
"I see, that's what took you so long, thinking."
"Oh my god, you are so bitchy. Isn't there a rule about not being defiant towards your master?"
"I'm not sure, but I've always been a bit different from other genies. I make my own rules."
"I've noticed that. I never imagined genies would try to sexually abuse their boss. But let's not go there. No hard feelings he?"
"Ah, it's a shame, not to feel anything hard, really."
"KYO! Don't get me started!"
"Not? But I could finish it for you. Oh, okay, you're not in the mood for games. Now, put my bottle down. We don't want to do anything we might regret later. What is your desire, ah, I mean, wish. What is your wish?"
Okay, I admit it. I should have tried to behave that day and kept myself from poking my finger into the wound – metaphorically speaking. But after all, I am only a hot tempered and horny genie. I kept on provoking him and he didn't have what it takes to silence someone of my caliber. So when I finally made this stupid mistake, he was already pretty stressed out. Ah, actually it turned out to be not as stupid as I thought at first, at least not for me, kihihihi...
"Okay done. Now, how about granting me a wish? Only this once."
"If it has nothing to do with me and you doing stuff your little pervy mind has come up with?!"
"Oh, who's being bitchy now? Alright, I'll give you the 'pervy', but 'little'? Don't be fooled by my body height. Everything else on me is GIGANTIC! Okay, stop laughing! That is so NOT polite!"
"I'm sorry. Go on, you were saying? Ah, I remember. Okay, make a wish then!"
"Wrong term master."
"What? Ah, alright. I wish for you to make a wish."
"You should really work on these wishing techniques, you know. You have to be careful and precise."
"Yeah, blablabla."
"Oh please, that is so childish. Don't you know how to behave? I wish you could experience how it feels to be a genie once. You wouldn't be so rude."
***
What a lesson! I felt that something awful would happen, right? Well, it was a pretty bad day for Yomi-chan, so that prophecy of mine could be called fulfilled. As for me, hm, I guess it could have been worse.
I am used to waiting, having waited for centuries already for a new master to show up. Ah, I like the anticipation and the first meeting, you know? But I think I've mentioned that already.
As for Yomi, patience is obviously not one of his virtues.
Kihihihihi..., can you imagine the look on the person's face, when he rubs this bottle? Yeah, well, the fact of having a genie appear before you must be challenging enough. But what about TWO small Japanese genies?
"Yomi-chan, stop screaming for buddha's sake! Nobody can hear you outside of this bottle anyway. Calm down! Do you want me to cheer you up? Come on over here, and I'll do my best to make your day, honey!"
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Be their master? That'd be awesome^^
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