Hahaha. Okay, I know that. I always try to avoid them, too. Doesn't mean I'm good at it. XD And I thought the title was kind of amusing but of course it fitted! ^^
Besides I would never be able to write a comlete story in English... At least not at the moment.

I even dun have the patience to watch my favourite Animes let alone some artistic movie! XD I would really like to see it, though... :( Actually I really like all kinds of artistic things. The stuff that most people don't understand and that makes you think. ^^ I would really appreciate it if you copied it for me! ^.~